F.R.I.E.N.D.S
The Hug n' Roll
Ginny and Harry were sitting on the couch in Ginny, Hermionie and Luna's shared flat, about to do some before-work snogging, when Ron burst threw the door.
"Oh! Here's the earring!" Ginny yelled, trying to cover up what her and Harry were really doing before.
"Oh, good!" Harry said.
"Does this shirt make me look fat?" Ron asked.
"Ummmm, no? Why?" Harry asked, with a funny look on his face.
"See! I didn't flip out when you said no!" Ron yelled.
"Ronald, what are you talking about?!" Ginny asked.
"This morning, Padma was wearing a new shirt Pansy sent her from Italy. She asked me if it made her look fat, and I said no, and she flipped out!"
"Okay… is that all you did? Tell us again, but every little detail you can remember." Ginny said.
"Well, she asked me if the shirt made her look fat… I looked over at her-"
"Wait," Harry said, with a smirk on his face. "You LOOKED?" Ginny was shaking her head, trying not to laugh. Ron nodded, confused. "You never look" Harry continued. " It's like an unsaid rule. 'Is she prettier then me? No.' 'Does size matter? No.' You never look, you just respond."
"Okay. What else is there I should know?" Ron asked.
"Ummmm… Harry said. Oh! Okay. So lets say Padma just came back from a trip to Paris-"
"Why was she in Paris?" Ron asked.
"Does it matter?! Anyway, so she just came back from Paris, and she needs to get home. She gives you 2 options. Option 1: She takes a cab home. Or Option 2: You meet half way at the Leaky. Which do you choose?"
"Easy. Option 2."
"Err. Wrong. Now your single." Ron gave Harry a questioning look. " It's a trick question. You're supposed to tell her you'll pick her up from the air port."
"Okay! Here's another one for you. Padma like's to cuddle before we go to sleep. Me? Not so much. I need my space. How do I tell her, without her getting upset?"
"We wouldn't know," Ginny said. " Where cuddle buddies, aren't we Harry?"
"Of course, Gin". Harry said.
"Oh! Look at the time. I got to get to work. See you latter!" Ginny gave Harry a kiss on the cheek, and left for work.
"Love you dear!" Harry called after her. "Okay. Here's what you do about the cuddle thing."
"I thought you and Ginny were 'cuddle buddies'?" Ron asked, with a smirk.
"Ginny is. But like you I need my space at night. So, this is what you do. You do the 'Hug n' Roll".
"Hug n' Roll?" Ron asked.
"Yes. Okay, so come here" Harry said.
"Okay." Ron moved closer to Harry, and Harry wrapped his arms around him. They sat there. For a moment, until Ron said "Want to use a pillow instead?"
"Yeah" Harry said. Ron gave him that was sitting on the other couch.
"Okay," Harry said. " So this is what you do. When she's starting to fall asleep, hug her tight and close to you." Harry did so with the pillow. "Then when she's fallen asleep, you gently roll," Harry rolled himself and the pillow, "To her side of the bed".
"So you hug her, and then roll her to the other side of the bed?" Ron asked.
"Exactly". Harry said.
Ta-did! So, how did all my awesome, loyal readers enjoy this one? I had fun writing it, and I hope you had fun reading it. So leave this story here a comment, please and thank you! Oh! Here are who the HP characters played:
Rod - Chandler
Padma - Janice
Harry- Ross
Ginny- Rachel
Herminie - Monica
Luna - Phobie
Pansy - Some friend of Janice's.
Oh, and P.S, Hermionie and Harry aren't related in the story, there real show characters are…
