I just randomly thought up this story last night before I went to bed and quickly wrote down the idea

Disclaimer: I do not own hellsing, but I do own my OC Damien

The new guy

Integra sat at her desk reading the resumes of at least 40 different people but that was nothing compared to the other 100 that she had already read and discarded into her trash can by her desk

"no" she said and threw out another resume, and did the same until there were only two more left

She finally came across one that she liked, and didn't even give it a second thought

"Walter!"

"Yes, Sir Integra?"

"Get me this recruit at once" she said as she handed the elderly butler the last sheet of paper, Walter casually glanced it over as he was leaving

"hmm, he seems promising" Walter said to nobody in particular

Walter walked into the huge lobby of the hellsing manor and glanced over all of the people who were all talking amongst each other

"Would a Mister Damien de Monteforde please come with me? The rest of you can return to your homes"

Walter watched as everybody except for one young man left grumbling about something to do with coming all the way here and only one person being chosen for the job

The young man who was apparently Damien walked over to Walter and shook his hand

"it's a pleasure to meet you sir" he said as Walter showed him the way to Sir Integras office

"here you are, when talking to Sir Integra, be sure to watch your manners, she has a very fiery temper and will not think twice about throwing anything within reaching distance at you" Walter cautioned the young man

Damiens eyes widened and his eyes shifted to the big door, he took a deep breath and knocked

"come in" somebody called from the other side

He turned the door handle and pushed the heavy door open, when he got inside he took a quick glance at the office, it was huge, there had to be over ten thousand books in the shelves lining the walls, he noticed a huge portrait of an elderly man that he assumed to be Sir Integras father.

"Take a seat" she said and gestured to one of the big chairs in front of her desk and quickly removed a cigar from a golden case and lit it

Damien quickly sat down and looked at Sir Integra, she just stared right back at him, the silence made him anxious.

"So, Damien, your resume says that your skilled with hand-to hand, and long ranged combat, and stealth and infiltration?" she asked him while looked over his resume

"Yes sir, I spent some time in the Black Ops"

"Hmm, that's interesting, it also says that your hard to anger, but you have a dangerous temper, how dangerous is it?" she asked while looked over her glasses at him

"Well, it takes a lot to anger me, but my temper can be quite dangerous, when im mad, I tend to not think things through and it usually results in an explosion or two" he said sheepishly hoping that his stupid temper wouldn't cost him the job

"Also, judging by your first and last name, your of French descent?" she asked

"Yes sir, I only recently moved to England"

"you speak perfect English for somebody who just moved to England"

"thank you sir, I still have a bit of a French accent but I can adapt quite quickly to a new environment"

"well, everything seems to be in order, welcome to hellsing, if you need and help just talk to Walter" she told him and shook his hand

Damien stood up and walked towards the doors

"oh, um, Damien, one more thing, do you believe in vampires?? she asked him while grinning

"Like, the horror movie vampires? The 'im going to drink your blood muwahahaha' type vampires?" he asked while putting no a Transylvanian accent for the "im going to drink your blood speech"

"exactly"

"no, not really" he shrugged

"well, I think its best to avoid alucard at all costs then, stay far away from the basement and stay near pip and his mercenaries" he told him

"whos pip?"

"Captain Pip Bernadette" she told him and called for walter

almost instantly walter appeared in the door making Damien jump a little bit

"what is it sir integra?"

"take Damien to meet Pip and the geese"

"yes sir" he bowed slightly and told Damien to follow him

when Walter and Damien reached the firing range they heard the sound of something being hit with a bat and an explosion soon after with lots of cheering

Walters expression changed from neutral to embarrassed

"It seems the Geese are playing baseball" he said as they walked around the corner

"since when do baseballs explode?" Damien asked walter with a confused look on his face

"since you use grenades as the ball" he told Damien

when they turned the corner a man with a long braid of brown hair, an eye patch, and a cowboy hat was up at bat, a young looking girl was pitching

the man tapped the bat on the ground a few times, and took his stance, the young woman grinned, wound up, and hurled the ball at the man, the man say it coming straight for his face, and ducked just in time, the grenade flew straight towards the manor

the grenade hit the manor with a loud "thunk" and then followed with an extremely loud "BOOM" as part of the wall caved in, everything was silent for a few minutes, then they heard sir integra yell

"PIP! SERAS! WHERE ARE YOU TWO TROUBLE MAKERS, ILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SEE DAYLIGHT AGAIN!"

the said duo looked at each other, then at the wall, then each other again, then they took of in different directs

"it seems that your meeting with Captain Bernadette will have to wait, he seems to be running for his life at the moment" Walter said as he grinned

"who was that young girl who threw that thing? She had quite the arm on her" Damien said and looked in the direction that she had run

"oh, that was Seras Victoria, one of our resident vampires" walter told him as if it was nothing at all to have a vampire in the house

Damien just sat there wide eyed for a few minutes and then finally decided to speak "vampire?" he ask walter

"oh, yes, we have two vampires on our property, Master Alucard, and Miss Victoria"

"Sir Integra told me to avoid this 'alucard' at all costs for the first few weeks" he told walter

"that would seem to be the best approach to dealing with alucard, he likes to cause problems"

"Hmm, that's not very nice Walter" said a shadowed figure walking through the wall

"not very nice at all" said the figure as he grinned and his eyes glowed red

well? What did you think of the first chapter? Please review!

~montage~