Taking over
The Kenshin-Gumi and I sit at in the dojo eating dinner like normal. Sano and Yahiko are arguing, Megumi is yelling at them, and me and Kaoru are arguing over Kenshin. Suddenly, the day takes a turn for the worse as I come up with a great idea.
"Hey, I just thought of something really awesome I wanted to show you guys!" I yelp happily. Everyone stops and stares at me(except for Kenshin, because he's unconscious from me and Kaoru yanking him around). "This isn't going to destroy my dojo like those Fireworks you brought is it?" kaoru asks hesitantly. "No, no, this is something even better and actually not destructive, just watch."
I close my eyes and suddenly fall over, Kenshin then sits up and looks down at his body. "Hey, it worked!" he shrieks. "Uh Kenshin, you ok?", "I'm Kenshinotaku!" he yells. "Kenshinotaku? Well, you definitely act like her. But, you'll have to prove you're her." Kaoru pulls out a king sized Hershey bar and waves it at Kenshin. He tackles her and unwraps the candy. "I love chocolate!", "Yep, that's Kenshinotaku alright." Kaoru gasps.
"How did you do that?" Yahiko asks. "I had just met this nice old lady in the marketplace and she taught me how to go into others bodies.", "Hmff, that's nice in all Kenshinotaku, but you can leave Kenshin's body now." Megumi growls. "Are you crazy, I'm not leaving yet!" they all stare at s/he in shock. S/he runs out of the room.
Sano tackles Kenshinotaku and yanks on his mouth. "Get out of his body, Kenshinotaku!" I stop to think for a moment and smile evilly. "Ok, I will…but you have to give me a payment first.", "What kind of payment?" Kaoru asks. "I want a black kitty, chocolate, and Sano to kiss Kenshin when I leave his body." Sano thinks over the deal. "Ok, a cat, sweets, and me to kiss Kenshin…Wait, WHAT?!", "You have to kiss him or I'll go back into his body.", "Why Sano?", "Because they secretly have the hots for each other and also I need something to calm my Yaoi Fangirl side.",
"Ew, you like that stuff?!" Yahiko gags. "Shut up Yahiko, I know the guy you like to." Yahiko blushes. "I-I don't know what your talking about!" I laugh evilly. "Now give me my cat and my sweets…don't forget my kiss either Sano!" He moans and blushes as Megumi hands me an adorable kitten and a Hershey bar. I then leave Kenshin's body and go back to mine.
I run out of the dining area and look at Sano impatiently. Kenshin gets up and Sano bends down. "Sorry Kenshin." a small oro is uttered out before Sano kisses Kenshin on the lips. Both separate, a blush on their cheeks. "Yay!" I Fangirl scream happily. "I wanna do it again!" I yelp. Everyone screams and Kaoru pulls out a box of kittens. "Play with these and not do that again." I grin and take these kittens. "Your so cute! I will name all 12 of you!" I skip off with the box of cats and the Kenshin-Gumi sigh and sit on the porch exhausted. "Never…Again!" They all gasp. I peek around the corner and