Random Halloween two-shot. I wrote this for two reasons. One: I like Halloween, so I decided to write this. And two: my internet isn't working, and I needed something to do. Not the best reason, but it lead to this, so I hope it lead to something good.
I couldn't decide if I wanted to make this a crossover or not, but I figured we see Sam and Cat enough to warrant it. And I made it a crossover between 'VicTORious' and 'Sam & Cat' over with 'iCarly' because of it having scenes in Sam and Cat's apartment, and nothing in Seattle.
My internet is currently down, so I won't be able to respond to any private messages or anything until tomorrow.
Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'VicTORious', 'Sam & Cat', or any characters.
No POV
"No." Jade says, staring at her girlfriend from across the dining room table in the Vega's house.
"Oh, come on." Tori says with her 'whiney' voice. "It's just a little costume party at school. Why not?" She asks, pouting.
"No, because I know you'll want to do a couples costume, and I don't want to know what your ideas for a couples costume are, and you'll hate my ideas." Jade says, sipping from her coffee. "Besides, it's at school, not a friend's house. Where's the fun in that?" She asks, setting the coffee mug down.
"Uh, tormenting the other students because you're sick and twisted and you know I can't stop you?" Tori tries, staring at her girlfriend.
"Like I need a party to do that." Jade says, standing up.
"But you'll be able to do it in costume and scare everyone." Tori tries, standing up with her. "Where are you going?" She asks, following Jade upstairs.
"What costume ideas do you have, if I decide to go along with this?" Jade asks, ignoring Tori's question as she leads her to the youngest Vega's room.
"I don't know. How about Bonnie and Clyde?" Tori tries as Jade pushes her door open. "Or…"
"No, and no." Jade says, stopping Tori's second option. "How do you plan on convincing me, anyway?" She asks, sitting on Tori's bed, a smirk on her face.
"Uh, how about…"
"Begging? Making me coffee for the next year? Please. You can't beg, and you make coffee everyday anyway. Nice try." Jade says, stopping Tori. "You are, I recall, very talented with that mouth of yours." She smirks, spreading her skirt and leggings clad legs.
"Not with Trina in her room." Tori says, quick to close Jade's legs and close her door, looking to see if Trina might've heard first.
"Oh relax. If she says anything, I'll blackmail her about when that Wendy chick from Seattle was over." Jade says, spreading her legs again.
"What Wendy chick from Seattle?" Tori asks, not knowing a Wendy from Seattle.
"A few weeks ago, when you had to stay after school to work on your song with Andre and I came over here, I caught Trina and some redheaded chick from Seattle, a friend of Carly's and Sam's, sixty-nining on the living room couch." Jade says, her hands moving to undo her shirt. "I told Trina to continue, while internally thanking every God and Goddess that I couldn't see below her waist because of the redhead in the way, and that she owes me one if she wants me not to tell your father." She says, removing her over-shirt, revealing her spaghetti shirt and lack of bra to Tori. "So, what do you plan on doing to convince me to do a couples costume?" She asks, smirking again.
"You're not playing fair." Tori says, eyes on Jade's hardening nipples.
"When do I ever?" Jade asks, standing up.
"What are you doing?" Tori asks, staring at Jade.
"Proving I didn't put on undies either." Jade says, dropping her skirt, showing her bare mound.
"Oh, fuck." Tori says, eyes on Jade's pale white mound.
Across town, Cat and her roommate/co-worker stand in their living room, the last kid they babysat just leaving with his mother. "Why do we do this again?" Sam asks as Cat closes the door, an envelope of money in hand.
"Here's your cut." Cat says, taking out half the money and handing it to Sam.
"Oh, yeah." Sam says, smiling. "So, why is there a costume of Catwoman from one of the 'Batman Arkham' games on your bed?" She asks, heading to their room to put the money away.
"It's my costume for the Hollywood Arts Halloween party this weekend. What do you think?" Cat asks, following Sam and picking up her costume by the hanger.
"Does it fit?" Sam asks, putting her money away in a box under her bed.
"A little tight. I need to loosen it up at the chest and hip area." Cat answers, holding the costume in front of her.
"Try it on. Maybe you can stretch it out." Sam asks, sitting on her bed and facing Cat, hope in her eyes to see Cat dressed as Catwoman.
"Will you help me if it's too tight?" Cat asks, smiling at her roommate/friend.
"Sure." Sam says, shrugging.
"Kay kay." Cat says, stripping her clothes off without moving to the bathroom to change. "Help please?" She asks after pulling the tight costume up her nude legs, nothing on since her bra and panties would make it tighter on her.
"Turn around." Sam says, staring at Cat's A-cup breasts jiggling as she tries to pull the costume up. "So, why Catwoman, anyway?" She asks, her hands 'accidentally' brushing against Cat's breasts as she pulls the costume up.
"Well, my name is Cat, and I'm a woman." Cat says, struggling as the costume slips up and Sam moves to start zipping up the costume.
"Makes sense." Sam says, briefly staring at Cat's butt before the redhead turns around. "Feel tight?" She asks, tapping Cat's hips.
"A little. Not as much as before though." Cat answers, wiggling her hips and arms. "You should come to the party. It'll be fun." She says, grabbing the material in front of her breasts and pulling it in an attempt to stretch out the material.
"And who would I dress up as?" Sam asks, failing not to stare at Cat's breasts in the costume.
"Ooh, how about Poison Ivy? Jade says she's dressing up as Harley Quinn and she wants to get Tori to dress up as Batgirl. So what do you think?" Cat asks, dropping her arms.
"Uh, doesn't she wear barely there vines as a costume?" Sam asks, staring at Cat as she continues to wiggle her hips.
"Don't worry. I can have the costume ready before the party." Cat says, brushing her hair behind her ear. "You'll have to wear a wig. Or dye your hair. Poison Ivy has red hair, but you're blonde." She says, playing with Sam's hair.
"What about you? Isn't Catwoman a brunette or something?" Sam asks, staring at Cat.
"I'm wearing a wig from school. Their wigs are a bit lighter than regular wigs since they're made to be moved in for long periods of time." Cat says, releasing Sam's hair. "So, you in? I can get started today. I just have to take your measurements." She asks, looking back at Sam.
"Sure. You doing it in costume?" Sam asks, hoping Cat strips again.
"Of course not, silly. It's too tight." Cat says, turning around for Sam to unzip the costume.
"Should I strip to my bra and underwear for you to measure me?" Sam asks, watching Cat wiggle out of the costume, her eyes on the redhead's tanned butt.
"Yeah. It'll make it easier than through your clothes." Cat says once free of the costume, pulling her sundress back on.
"Got it." Sam says, pulling off her shirt and undoing her jeans zipper and button, pulling them off. "So, who's idea was it to go as DC comic characters?" She asks, kicking her jeans to her side of the room.
"Jade's. She loves Harley Quinn, so she said we were dressing up as the female villains. She said she was going to make Tori Poison Ivy, but I think you're a better match." Cat says, grabbing her measuring tape from her dresser.
A few minutes later, Sam puts her clothes back on after Cat marks down her measurements. "So, when's this party?" Sam asks, a small blush from Cat accidentally cupping Sam's larger chest to measure the area under them.
"Saturday at eight." Cat answers, putting the measuring tape away. "So, you dying your hair or wearing a wig?" She asks, putting her costume away before putting her bra and panties in the clothes hamper.
"Dye. I can just wash it out after, not worry about a wig." Sam says, getting dressed.
Later that day, back at the Vega house, Tori and Jade lie on Tori's bed, her sheet covering their nude bodies. "So, have I convinced you?" Tori asks, panting, as she stares at her ceiling.
"Oh, yeah. You convinced me. We're going as Harley Quinn and Batgirl." Jade says, laying her head on Tori's left breast. "And if you argue, I'm giving you pasties and underwear to wear and painting your body to look like Batgirl's costume." She promises, licking Tori's erect nipple.
"Why them?" Tori asks, looking at Jade.
"Because I already told Cat to make the costumes." Jade says as her phone rings. "Oh, looks like Sam's joining us as Poison Ivy. Glad I told her to make the Batgirl costume in your size." She says, releasing Tori's nipple.
"How'd she manage that?" Tori asks, biting back a moan as Jade licks and bites her nipple.
"Sam's in lust with Cat, and cat has a tendency to strip down to nothing when changing, especially for something that tight." Jade says, moving to straddle Tori's hips. "So, ready to shower, or do you want to go another round?" She asks, putting her larger chest in Tori's face.
"Shower. Mom and Dad will be home in a bit, and Dad won't hesitate to tase you if he catches us." Tori says, pushing Jade off of her. "Again." She adds with a blush, grabbing a change of clothes and heading to her door, peaking to make sure Trina's door is still closed.
"Can I come, or is it a 'one at a time' shower?" Jade asks, staring at Tori's ass.
"You're using the upstairs bathroom. I'm going downstairs." Tori says, grabbing her robe and putting it on before leaving her room. "No following, and no telling Trina." She says, running out of her room and heading for the steps.
"Damn. I wanted to make her cum on my fingers again." Jade says, shrugging as she nonchalantly heads for the upstairs bathroom, no clothes in hand.
"Ew. Have you considered clothes?" Trina asks from her doorway, covering her eyes from Jade's nudity.
"I have. Have you considered not having lesbian sex on your couch?" Jade counters, never wanting Trina to forget her blackmail.
"Hey, at least we were quiet about it. I could hear you from next door." Trina says before closing her door.
"Not my fault Tori's loud." Jade says, strutting into the bathroom.
A few days later, the day before the party, Tori and Jade meet with Sam and Cat at their apartment, the two roommates having the day open since there were no kids to babysit. "How're the costumes?" Tori asks after Cat releases her from a hug.
"Good. I just finished Sam's. She's trying it on now." Cat says, moving to hug Jade.
"Uh-uh. Sit." Jade says, holding a hand up to stop Cat before pointing at the couch.
"Phooey." "Meanie." Cat says with a pout and Tori says with a glare. "Ooh, Sammy." Cat says when Sam comes out in the Poison Ivy costume Cat finished moments ago, her hair dyed red to match the comic book character's.
"Damn. Looking good, Puckett." Jade says, nodding in approval at Sam's costume. "Where's mine and Tori's?" She asks, turning her attention to Cat, ignoring the jealous glare form Tori.
"Our room." Cat says, running over to Sam and hugging her. "You look so good." She cheers, crushing the tough young woman in a hug.
"Don't be jealous babe. We'll look better." Jade whispers to Tori, grabbing her wrist and dragging her to Cat's and Sam's room to change.
A few minutes later, Tori and Jade return, in costume, as Cat touches up Sam's costume. "I'm not dying my hair blonde to match hers. But I need to get the red and blue stripes like she has in the games." Jade says, smirking at the slightly embarrassed look on Sam's face.
"Why not? Sam did." Cat asks, turning her attention to Jade. "Where's your mask, Tori?" She asks, seeing that Tori has everything but the mask/cowl on.
"I'll save that for tomorrow." Tori says, sending a glare at Jade for Jade's comment that the mask makes it look like Tori's wearing a BDSM outfit.
"But I want to get some pictures of us in full costume." Cat says with a pout.
"I'll let you use the strap on." Jade whispers to Tori so Sam and Cat don't hear her.
"No." Tori says, blushing.
"Please?" Cat says with a whine, repeating the word multiple times.
"Fine." Tori says, cutting off Cat's whine. "I'll wear the stupid mask." She says, heading back into the room to grab it. "This time, I'm taking you against the shower wall." She whispers into Jade's ear before putting the mask on and putting her hair in a ponytail for Jade to tie the mask/cowl.
"Looking forward to it." Jade whispers back. "How should we do the photo op?" She asks, turning her attention to her childhood friend.
"Well, since Tori's Batgirl and we're the villains…"
"Wouldn't 'villianesses' make more sense?" Sam interrupts Cat, staring at Jade.
"Better than what Tori would think of." Jade says with a smirk.
"Tori can pretend to have arrested us." Cat cuts in, finishing her idea, frowning at the interruptions.
"Hey, you can use those handcuffs finally." Jade says, making Tori's eyes widen.
"Why do you have handcuffs?" Sam asks, staring at Tori.
"NO REASON!" Tori yells before slapping Jade in the back of the head.
End of part one. The next part will be out on Monday, Halloween for those who follow it, and will take place during the party.
Also, the M rating will be more for the next chapter, after the party, than the somewhat mild Tori/Jade scene and a naked Cat from earlier.
How does everyone like the costumes? Harley Quinn is my favorite DC character, and Jade is my favorite 'VicTORioius' character, so it makes sense, I think, for Jade to dress as Harley Quinn. As for Cat being Catwoman, Cat/Ariana in a skin tight cat suit. Enough said. Tori got Batgirl because she's the good girl of the group, next to Cat, and I think Batgirl kinda suits her. And Sam kinda got the short end of the stick, so she got stuck with Poison Ivy. Not that that's a bad thing. Sam in a skin tight body suit that matches her skin tone with fake vines sewn to cover her body?
Anyway, thank you for reading. Hope you liked this so far and you review.
Blessed Be.