Deidara is walking along, gets to his room.Goes inside. closes the door. looks around. opens a cupboard.
Deidara: "REVEALING MY STUFF JUTSU!!!"
takes out a canister. Sits down.
"Knock knock."
Kisame walks in. Deidara quickly hides canister behind his back
Kisame: Hey! Whats that?
Deidara: Nothing...
Kisame: I know I saw something! Dont lie...
Deidara: Go away it's nothing!
Kisame reachs behind Deidara's back
Deidara: Hey stop! Go away its nothing!
Kisame: I know you got something!
Kisame takes the canister
Kisame: What's this? Medication? it's nothing to be ashamed about...
Deidara: OK! Now give it back!
Kisame looks at other side of canister
Kisame: What the? Breast reduction pills?!?!?!?!
Deidara: Oh no! Crap!
Kisame: Don't worry your secret is safe with me... (for now...)