I seriously need a better name for this, so if you have any ideas, I'll most likely be happy to hear them. Also, if you want any of the trolls to do anything stupid, go ahead and ask me if I will write it. If I get into a good mood then I'll most likely write it, but if I stay in this foul mood, then your chances are slim. I probably will be in a good mood, so go ahead and ask. Here's the first chapter that I ended much earlier then I wanted to.
It's a partly cloudy day in a small neighborhood of a pretty safe religious town. All is going normal for a somewhat loner girl shut in. She's writing her fanfiction with the usual attempts at drawing as she checks the sites that she has an account on, other than Facebook. She hates facebook because of all the idiots on it.
To the story, as the pony music she listens too plays on, a loud crashing sound can be heard from the living room. She gets up from the library table that she claimed for herself this summer, and wonders if she should get the baseball bat, that was supposed to be used to destroy their old printer but never happened.
She decides to get the baseball bat and her fat cat, one to throw at possible intruders, the other to nearly beat the shit out of intruders with. She stalks to the front room, glad that she practiced being light on her feet. Her cat crawls out of her arms and runs away, being really noisy about it too.
Talking and cursing can be heard through the door that leads into the living room, and the door begins to open. The girl holds up the bat, ready to strike whoever is on the other side of that door. That bat was never swung though.
Karkat Vantas is on the other side of the door, and the human girl and him just stare at each other for a few minutes. The female stares at Karkat with some big, surprised eyes. Karkat looks at the bat that is still prepared to hit him.
Terezi Pyrope walks up to see why Karkat hasn't moved, and she sees the female human too. Vriska Serket and Kanaya Maryam find their place behind Karkat and Terezi. When the human looks over each of them carefully, she drops the baseball bat and runs back into the library.
The trolls look at each other, wondering what that was about. They walk farther into the house, and they see the human girl hugging her laptop, like she is protecting her child. The trolls fill into the library, and that's when the human girl sees how many there are.
Before anything could be said, one of the human's cats walks up to the trolls. He meows up at Karkat, but Nepeta Leijon nearly tackles him. He meows at her, gently rubbing her face. She cuddles him, and everyone watches the two for some time.
"Ok, what are you doing here?" asks the human, sitting against a white wall, still hugging her laptop.
"TAKE A-" "A Skaia Portal Took Us Here," Kanaya interrupts Karkat, also stepping in front of him.
"Ok…" the human can't decide if she wants to reveal that she actually knows all of them by first and last name, title, personality, dancestors, ancestors, patron trolls of what human, and hair style. Yes, you did read the last one correctly; she can identify them by hair style. It's fairly easy to when you've seen them over a thousand times.
"w)(ere are we?" asks Feferi Peixes, making her way to the front of the clustered trolls.
"Earth, more specifically, my house," says the human, deciding to see how long she can go without giving herself away.
"What'th a houthe?" asks Sollux Captor.
"A place to live in."
"O)(! So like a )(ive?"
"If that's what you call a house, then yes," says the human girl, opening up her laptop to finish the chapter she was working on. That wasn't really a smart idea though, Karkat snatches her computer from her and stares at the screen. The rest of the trolls look at the screen too, wondering what is on it.