As you may know from part one, Chris and Leon eluded from those insane insects. Ada and Jill are imprisoned in the same environment, dark cell with torches around for the guards to keep an eye on them. Hold on damsels in distress, the op-brothers are on their way.
Majini: "Had ta git rid of the luggage git the fuck out!"
Ganado: LUGGAGE! Conseguir el maldito equipaje de putas!
J'avo: Prtljag!
Majini: Dobiti neki prtljag vam snobbish sirovo!
Ada: Jill, you see this shit?! {jumps back from this nasty hand going at her} Fucker back off!
J'avo: {humps the cage leaving his hand in} "Come babe, come and get on my level. Breathe it in, with me. Let it get to your head then get to mine. Uuuuh! Let it get to your head then get to mine. I wanna watch you take it in."
Ada: {giving him this stare} What, is you on?
Jill: Correction, "what are you on?"
Ada: Bitch, I know how to talk!
Jill: Whatever you say.
Ada: Please okay? These freaks are a hand full, then come you with your moody ass so back the fuck off and suck some dicks.
Jill: Black Asian fuck you!
Ada: Be racist one more time! Man cap wearing ass.
Majini: {rapes the cell} "Why don't ya tell me som'! WHYYYYY WON'T YOU TELL ME SOM' THIN'!"
Majini, Ganado & J'avo: {doing their traditional freak dances} "Baby I love you. Baby I love you. Baby I want you, baby come love me. Baby I need you." Baby come fuck me, baby talk on me, baby ride my dreams.
Ada: These niggas have lost it completely. Leon and Chris got nothing on them.
Jill: Nothing can best their "ass appeasement."
Ada: I somehow doubt that. These niggas are straight up freaks and proud of it.
Ganado: Mierda estoy cachonda. Yo, libertad a esas personas y la violación!
J'avo: Ne hemijsko Crno Mekanos. Naš majstor želi svoje vreme neometano.
Majini: Man kutomba wao! vipi kuhusu hili, sisi kufuli wenyewe huko na kupata fucking huh?
Ada: {knowing what he said} "Fucking?!" Nigga try and touch this!
Jill: Man I hate foreigners and immigrants. Migrating to "our" country, bringing "their" shit and "their" language to expertise our lives! Man we have enough on our plates so crawl on back to your fucked up continents; with y'all nasty filth.
Ada: Wow. Did you really say all that?
Jill: Chinese, Japan, or ever the fuck you is; not now okay.
Ada: MY GOLLY YOU'RE RACIST AS FUCK!
Jill: And? Life made it and society signed it.
Ada: You piece of work!
Ada goes at her to sting her face, but inhales something off from Jill's mouth.
Ada: {flinching back from the funk} What the fuck did you eat?! Damn I see why dinosaurs became extinct.
J'avo: {wraps his arm around Ada's neck when came in range} Thank you whiteness!
Majini: Yeah nigga. You got the right one!
Ganado: {checking out her ass} Yeah, this one some got some tequila. Big bottle of juice.
J'avo: Ass of vodka!
Majini: "Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum."
Ada: {wresting} GET, THE FUCK! OFF! JILL, A LITTLE HELP!
Jill: What can I do? You look like a prostitute so give them your all so we can leave this filthy ass ship.
Ada: You useless piece of shit!
Ganado and J'avo: {signing all in Ada's ear} "I don't want the sun da shine, I wanna make looooooove-va! Just this magic in your eyes and in my heaaaaarta! I don't know what I'm gon' do, I can't stop lovin' you. I won't stop 'til break of dawn, making looooooove-va!"
Majini: {focusing on Jill, freak dancing all in her presents} I don't won't, the sun ta shine! Un, yeah, right. Don't won't yo eyes of light! I'm digin' all yo mad-gic! 'Til the break of dawn, we will shine the moon! Land of licks, all day, all night!
Jill: You done? We done everybody? We need some serum?
Ada: Please stop this soothing madness {clashes her heel in J'avo's nuts} PLEASE! {moves from their hanging hands} Brush your got-damn teeth yellow fuckers!
Jill: You know what you're doing. Get us out of here.
Ada: And you sit your supercilious ass there? {hurls a red heel at Jill} Get your ass up and help!
Jill: {evades the heel} Women don't fight. They sit and wait like princesses. All black head people regardless of sex fight so, kill these sexist and free me.
Ada: {lacking straight vision} Y-y-you {lunges at Jill's neck} BITCH! {squeezing life out the victim's neck} Racist fuckers are ignorant people!
Majini: Gal you ignant!
Ganado: Chock her cocktail you fucking cucaracha!
J'avo: Koktel!
Majini: Ghettolization nyeusi vs nyeupe! Black ni mateke punda wake na asili instinctual punda wake!
Ganado: Y échale un vistazo a esto, el blanco es starfishing para esta criatura negra!
J'avo: Crno chick služi frid rajs! Whiteness jedu joj govno I!
Jill: {grasping to speak} Get, get o-off me.
Ada: Bitch die! DIE NOW! {catches off guard from how Jill flexes her foot by her head} How did you–you know what, fuck that. Bitch go away!
Jill: {let's her flexes go and launches Ada off her neck} You black Asian fuck. *cough, cough* Get rape.
Majini, Ganado & J'avo: {all containing goggles} DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
Ganado: Yo that white bitch learned gymnastics!
J'avo: Fucking acrobat!
Majini: That girl can flex no lie!
Leon and Chris finally reaches the area.
Leon: Ada I'm here baby.
Chris: Did these fucks do some historical movements?!
Jill: A lot of it.
J'avo: Begone!
Ganado: {looking up and down at Chris} Big man all muscle!
Leon: {sees Ada out cold on the wall} Ada! We out cold you serious?! WHAT THE FUCK DID Y'ALL DO?!
Majini: Nigga back the fuck up with your stank-ass accusations. That shit just happened and we wasn't in the fuck okay.
Leon: Drag-queen what you trying to say?!
J'avo: That white bitch did it!
Chris: Nigga call her by her race one more time jackass!
Majini: Cracker whatcha gonna do! I said "crack-er!" {extends his arms out} Let's go nigga c'mon!
The trio infections drops their weapons and brought out their freaking fighting stance.
Ganado: {crane stance with fast humps at them} Bring it pollo loco!
J'avo: {standing on one leg holding the other one under his arms slowly humping at them} Istekom roka neke kape na Caucasion-auamericans! {barks out some fighting dins}
Majini: {forms an x constantly bending his knees} Want yo bitches niggas, get pass us.
Chris: Oh we serious?! Man I'll rather deal with those funky ass humanoid insects than these free of regulation ass freaks.
Leon: {cracks his fists} Ada, Here I come. Unlike those funky ass cockfags, these grass loving jumpers are guarding our girls.
Majini: {glaring at Chris} Hey Sherlock Homes, do some shaving.
Chris: Fucking really?! I look like someone else to these infections.
J'avo: Hey blondie, grow some brains!
Leon: Freaknick, stop fucking yourself.
Ganado: GO FUCK!
J'avo: {signing} Yur fuck-in' cock, ass, rurahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ganado: {harmonize} Rurahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Majini: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Leon: Crack is all over them.
Chris: No boy, that's the exact same pollen those bugs inhaled.
Leon: That's more crystals.
Ada: {groans with a hand on her head} Damn did I sleep in here?
Jill: Ah, glad you survive. Black heads can withstand everything.
Ada: {stands up wiping herself off} Cracker shut your racist ass up. {sees Leon} LEON!
Jill: All black hairs and people are no joke and hard to kill and that's a fact. I'm just telling you a evidential fact; don't get mad.
Ada: {still looking at Leon, points a quick finger at Jill} Go fuck. Leon kill these bastards!
Jill: I beg your pardon? "You," may fuck. I have no purpose of doing so.
Ada: Yes you do cause you're a racist fuck that wants a dick. Now, go, fuck.
Jill: YOU GO FUCK!
Ada: BITCH YOU!
Jill: GO FUCK!
Ada: FUCK YOU GO FUCK!
Jill: You go fuck and he go fuck and everybody go fuck!
All the guys focuses their attention on them giving them that "what the fuck are they talking about" stares.
Majini: {looking at them with the most intensifying stare out of all of them} The fuck?
Ada: Redneck, if "I" go fuck my man, then these stank trios will fuck each other with their gay-faggot selves, then Chris goes fuck some naked slut instead of you, which leaves you to fuck yourself. See I'm trying to make "you" happy. Go fuck your man, and the world will not become a negative inversion of a fucking mirror.
Jil: {pretends she's chocking her} GOOOOO FUUUUCK! FUCK GOT-DAMMIT GO FUCK!
Ada: {walks up to Jill and clashes her head to some metal; putting her to sleep} Sleep on it since you're so disobedient.
Chris: What the FUCK Ada?! Oh I see why you have that name, you're an American with disabilities. That's where "ADA" came from.
Ada: Remind me to bash my heel across your neck after you and my man free us.
Leon: {seeing heat evolving between them; elbows Chris in the arm} Ahem. We got a fight bra, let's do this.
Chris: Yeah, these "ADA's" need to be destabilized.
Ada: Your upper lip.
Chris: BITCH I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT!
Ada: CALL ME BITCH AGAIN WHORE!
Leon: EVERYBODY CHILL THE FUCK OUT! CHILL! Fuck! Damn, just play nice until we get out this thing.
Majini: {nods his head on every word that signs out} Yo put, dat, big, o', biiiiiiitch. Put, dat, big, o', biiiiiiitch...
Ganado: {harmonize with his buddy with a deep voice} Put, dat, big, o', biiiiiiitch. Put, dat, big, o', biiiiiiitch...
J'avo: {harmonize at the highest pitch} Put, dat, big, o', biiiiiiitch!...
Leon: Great. Here we go again with more insane acts.
Chris: Man fuck this. {joins in} Put that big o' bitch!...I said put it!
Ganado: OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: Put that bitch o'na lish! I said, put her o'na lish Leon!
Leon: {joins in the act with these maniacs} She's MIIIIIIIIIIIINE WOMAN!
Chris: I don't ta care! I don't care! I don't–you just blew the n up!
Leon: Well you better! Nigga you better! So! So nigga what!
Chris: Man let's go. Bust a move!
Leon: Nigga you go!
Chris: Nigga you fell. Watch this move bust your head off!
They commence a dance off against one another.
J'avo, Majini, Ganado: {all performing electric slides with their popping shoulders} Put, dat, big o', biiiiiiitch...
Ada: {not believing what's going on} What the fuck is this? Leon, I knew you was crazy from day one but this is going to far!
The three guardians accost the cell signing their constant lyrics to her.
Ada: Y'all better back the fuck up.
Jill: {groans} Ah. Man, what happened?
Ada: Go back to sleep.
Jill: Chinese fuck you.
Ada: {glares wide open} BITCH! {storms in for another knock out}
The Merchant pops from the shadows, scaring the mess out of Ada.
Merchant: Heh, heh-heh-heh, heh. Stranger, this is the boat that will take you to Heaven. So you go on ahead, and sang with 'em.
Ada: Fuck you weirdo.
Merchant: Fuckin' gray! All smoll tolk.
Ada: What the hell you talking about?
Merchant: I'm here to give hunts, sang with hearts, or face laughter. Peh-heh-heh, laughter of an avid gun collector.
Ada: Can you guys please, stop smoking and eating reefer.
Jill: Or, simply stay away from black haired japs like this one. That will render you normal in a heart beat.
Ada: Bitch you always got something fancy to say.
Merchant: You got ten seconds to sang before laughter feather comes in. {sees the feather weaving in} BLOODY-GRAY! YO DAT'S GREAT!
Ada: THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Merchant: Yo dat's the feather gray. I want no floo' contact. {retreats in the darkness} I don't want no time ups. I don't want it.
Ada: Wow. Like anything can pop up and go off at any giving time.
Jill: All because you have to plant some black weaves in your thick ass skull.
Ada: Toss out another hair racist insult. I fucking dare your bitch, white as sun, stank booty, can't take bath self!
J'avo, Majini, Ganado: Brush, yo, fuck, in, teeeeth.
Majini: TEEEEEEEEEEEETH!
J'avo, Majini, Ganado: With, cho, stank, in, aaaaaaass.
J'avo: AHHHH-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAH-ASS!
Ada just stares at them, not knowing what else to do. Leon and Chris, still dancing off, and Jill keeps taunting and hurling racial hair insults at her. She gives up hope and falls to despair.
Ada: This must be a dream. This is so not real. This ain't reality, it's a fucked up dream I'm having a hard ass time waking up from.
The feather reaches the floor. Everyone starts laughing; laughing gas just filled the whole room.
Leon: AHHHHH-HA-HA! NIGGA YOU LOST PAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chris: FAGGOT YOUR GIRL LOST ON {shakes his stuff} THIS!
Leon & Chris: PAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAH!
Jill: {holding her stomach} Oh oh shit ha ha! Man, did anyone tell you that you looked like a man– {rolls on floor laughing} AHHHHHHH HAHAHAAAAAH!
Ada: OH! I know your family is proud to have you out of their HA-HA! OH FUCK I CAN'T FINISH!
Jill: TOO MUSH BLACKNESS!
Ada & Jill: AHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA!
The three freaks chocks on their grasping laughs; can't feel a single part of their body.
Purple mist arose within corruption and morphs into Anonymous.
Anonymous: I think you people had enough entertainment in here. {picks up the feather and burns it by sliding her thumb on it} Meet us outside resident heroes. {morphs backs into the mist and shatters}
The laughing plague leaves them, but no one can move, due to them laughing overboard.
Leon: Oh fuck. I needed that. What the fuck happened?
Chris: Man all I know was I was breaking dancing for no reason.
Ada: Leon baby, we back in reality now?
Leon: SWEET CAKES! I got you I'm right here!
Jill: Please get her away from me! She's secretly black please ship this ape back to Africa-Japan!
Ada: Bitch, it's imperative that you zip your discriminate mouth!
Cells suddenly opens up.
J'avo: CAGE! CAGE!
Majini: Our gods want them free. Let's go.
Ganado: They want all of us up there.
J'avo, Majini & Ganado: {religiously cursed} They want all of us. They want all of us. {repeat themselves slopping their way out the dark catacomb}
Leon: Oh shit.
Chris: Yo what's up?
Ada: {walking to Leon} Yeah, what's wrong baby?
Jill: I'm ready to go Chris. Take me out this slimy infested pirate ship.
Chris: Jill chill. Chill Jill.
Leon: That "purple chick." So that means those freaks was–guys, we're in serious trouble.
Jill: Stay away from bla...{Chris's hand covers her mouth, making her mumble}
Leon: {inserts a finger in Ada's belly button} Calm down sweetie. We all need confidence and relationships, not hate and enemies okay.
Ada: I'm getting real tired of your shit! {feels her belly button being pressed on and puts her rear on the presser's snake} So, you want a little sexual spark huh?
Leon: Not now. We're in some death shit.
?: Make an appearance! Behold your identity now!
Ada: {gradually getting horny} If you don't press out, you will travel the universe with me not even knowing you're a nude.
Leon: {removes his finger} I'm serious!
Chris: Well you handle your boo and we'll wait for you outside. Jill, let's go. {leaves them}
Jill: Fucking rabbits. Fuck fast, but lack joy; you people are great together. {follows Chris}
Ada: Well unlike you, I don't contain aids. I advise you to never fuck your man; I can get mine, my shit is clean!
Jill: WHAT, EVER!
Ada: {wraps her arms around her man's neck while ogling him up and down} Want some quick therapy?
Leon: Oh boy. Why do you sexy talk me every time we meet?
Ada: Because you're sexy look at you!
Leon: *sighs* When we first met, you was mean as hell but now, you want to make funk juice.
Ada: And? You're my man and I gives, my man some milk.
Leon: {grabs her shoulders} Ada, we're in some serious death shit. We're fucked; our life is done for you understand?!
Ada: Okay, now you off and I'm lost. Am I suppose to know something?
Leon: Yes. This purple chick I randomly wrote in my notebook is real! She's an evil goddess that wants world destruction! We're fucked over on this one!
Ada: {confuse and frightfully} W-what? You said God is coming to end us?! You joking r-right?
Leon: It's two of them! TWO OF THEM FUCKS!
Ada: STOP SCARING ME! YOU FUCKING LIE!
Helena's Voice: Black and white cakes, bring your asses out here! You can make ugly interracial monkeys later.
Agent & HUNK's Voice: And shut the fuck up!
Leon: Great.
Ada: That fucking redneck. Jill probably loves her right about now.
Leon: God, please watch over us. Baby let's do this. {gets her hand and walks towards the exit}
Ada: {snatches free} Do what?
Leon: Get the fuck off this boat.
Ada: No! You said two gods are ending lives as we speak. We will have one last sex before going to death.
Anonymous's Voice: Come forth now!
Leon: We can't fuck.
Ada: Yes the fuck we can!
Leon: {nabs her up by the legs and treads off} We will leave this ship before we do anything else.
Ada: {thinks about it} Fine shit. You owe me a day of sex deal?!
Leon: I can't wait.
Ada: {sarcastically} Yeah I bet.
Leon: {stops} Now we mad?
Ada: You think?! Shit, you will rather die than have one last part of me. Then we got two racist fucks?! Life is awesome!
Leon: Women. We will do it okay?
Ada: {folds her arms and looks away from him} Man fuck your temple!
Leon: We're get through this alright? Keep your black pants on and everything will be alright.
Ada: {puts a hand in his face} Talk to that! I'm done with you!
Leon: *blows his breath* Women. Okay with your bipolar ass. {walks out the dark prison}
Ada: *sighs* You know what, you're too close. Back up you're too damn close! I can walk shit!
They finally meet up everyone else. Without a doubt, they was imprisoned in a pirate ship. The sky wasn't normal; it was all yellow, blue, and red all around, even the water blended in; it was that corrupted to consume the world's reliable drink.
It was like a world reunion; we had the three troublesome guards with extras joining them like a tribal and soldier Majini, and a red and black Los Illuminados with a red beret Militia in the center; then we had Helena with her two masked partners by her side, Sheva by the other; and at last, we have two gods of opposite sex that introduces themselves as Anonymous and Dark Black Shadow.
Dark Black Shadow: Well isn't this one big residential reunion. "Resident Evil!" The universe that shows no mercy in the world of the dry and dead made from bio crisis.
Anonymous: {observing intense glares from everyone} We're already in the world of likes.
Ada: {hops off of Leon's arms and shoves him back} Fuck off nigga! Never again will you stand by me.
Leon: {intensely staring at her like she lost it} What the hell.
Helena: I feel sorry for you on weed male. You should have saw that coming. She's a black Asian that hates whites; you can't see it?
Sheva: I didn't teach you shit huh?
Jill: That's what I'm mother fucking saying!
Chris: THE FUCK?! BOTH OF Y'ALL DA FUCK!
Ada: I HAD ENOUGH OF BOTH OF Y'ALL CRACKERS!
Helena: Cracker?!
Jill: This bitch called us out.
Agent: Shut the fuck up!
Leon & Chris: You shut the fuck up!
Chris: This got nothin' to do with you!
HUNK: You better show some respect around these parks nigga.
Agent: Shut the fuck up and kiss my feet.
Leon: Bitch ass kissers!
Chris: TELL 'EM!
Militia: What we miss?
Leon: These nuts.
Red Los Illuminado: Do you know who you're lacking respect to?!
Anonymous: Well, We shall return after things stop rocking the boat. {morphs into red and blue smoke; golden lightning starts rolling around producing thunder storm noises}
Dark Black Shadow: {morphs into Sheva's shadow} Only the main protagonists are allowed to spend their {ogling at Chris} time with the supreme universal rulers.
Chris: Gay. Back the fuck up.
Sheva: I know this dark mother fucker didn't take me! I know I'm not seeing myself!
Dark Black Shadow: Let me tell you, {smokes puffs out of his arms and forces Chris to inhale it, thus makes him cough} me and my queen, are gods. We are not a particular sex, human, of other organs. We are any and everything.
Sheva: Bullshit! You the man and she's a woman! You are your sex, with your stankin' omelet bald up crack head on that supreme whopper looking ass nigga.
Chris: {high and happy} Grass.
Anonymous: {appears as Carla Radames and gets on Leon's chest} Ah, why you're not pushing me off?
Ada: BITCH! GET OFF! YOU AIN'T THE REAL ADA WONG! IIIIIIII AM SLUT! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Anonymous: {stretch out her key hole palm} Calm. {winds rushes out and slams her down by the head to shut her up} Down. {smiles evilly at her when Leon's arm wraps itself around her side}
Leon: {tosses a black leather ring box to her} It's over. You ended this. Fuck you trick!
Ada: {on her knees rubbing her head} Damn that hurt. {picks up this box} Wra? What is this?
Leon: It's useless! You're a bipolar bitch that needs help!
Ada: YOU JUST SAID BITCH!
Leon: Bitch!
Ada: ARRRRGH! GET OFF MY USED TO BE MAN!
Leon: FUCK YO CARES! SHIT TRY CHRIS!
Chris: Un-un nooooo please! I got my own shit!
Jill: Pimp, how long have you known this brown rhinoceros?!
Sheva: Bitch, long enough to sleep with me!
Jill: {smashes his face with a hard raging slap} YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
Chris: Jill here's the truth, I don't dig racist people okay and for the–chill on chill on down Sheva, and for the first time in my life, I met a woman that never made racial slurs and remarks about foreign folks and African-Americans.
Sheva: TELL THIS BITCH CHRIS TELL HER!
Jill: {voice shaking} But we was close way back like, you gonna end this? I got feelings, real ones unlike this negro that looks like a gold digging prostitute!
Sheva: Crackers like you would know!
Chris: ENOUGH! Jill, become a lesbian. We, are, through!
Dark Black Shadow grins from this and laughs under his breath.
Jill: {crying} W-what? You p-playing right?
Chris: Find a woman and please her pussy.
Dark Black Shadow: {mixture of chaotic voices} HAAAAAAAH! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA! Everything is going according to human destruction. {unexpectedly gets scooped up by Chris} Oh-ho-ho-ho. You really do want to end your relationship with her huh? He heh, very well. {runs a hand down his cheek} You made a swell choice.
Anonymous: {smiles at Ada and reveals her amber eyes to her for a couple of seconds before taking back the original} He don't want you honey. He wants a clone of you that will "NOT" be a bipolar bitch like the original.
Ada: STOP, SAYING BIIIIIIIIITCH!
Anonymous: I'm impressed that your skull is resisting to receive a head ache. Now it shall curse it's way into activation. {engulfs her hand in flames for another attack}
Leon: {grabs the burning hand} Don't hurt her. Let her suffer instead.
Ada: {drastically fell into depression with the company of tears} You serious? You selling your soul to these devils please think this through!
Leon: {swings his hand at her} FUCK! UP! You did this not me. I feel sorry for you.
Anonymous: To make it official. {she glances at Dark Shadow to see him nod his head for the okay, after the nod, she kisses Leon in the lips and gets all in him}
Ada just stares disbelievingly at them just kissing and how intense it was. She opens the box and was this beautiful engagement ring that says "Ada, my world and Valentine." After twitching her eye and shaking all over, she slams her hands into her face and let's out all her wailing cries and sobs.
Anonymous: {slightly turns to grin at the depressed woman} That's all you will be. You will forever even after we destroy the world of residents, be known as that bitch who foiled a good future and the world.
Ada: YOU SEDUCTIVE FUCKS! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Dark Black Shadow: {eyes turning all red} Why seduce when one volunteer hmm?
Anonymous: {eyes turns all black} Choices. That's what life simply is; a horde of choices, good and bad. They cull to sell their soul to us, we didn't {puts her fingers through his hair and slides it through} commit sin to accomplish our goals, we just played it out and you have an aid in it to.
Dark Black Shadow: Sin is our master card. You people are so deep in it it's ridiculous. With sin around, everything will easily perish. Darkness shall spread, efface all viral organs, turn to dust, revive Hell into reality.
Ada: That's your goal?! Bring Hell on Earth?!
Anonymous: You think it's here but it's not. Money is the root of all evil but that's child's play. Everything that happened, happening, and what's about to happen is noting compared to Hell fully coming and burning up all the universes. {licks Leon's ear} Hmm, he is a beauty. And he's all mine.
Ada: You fucking slut. Leon would've done something to you. He'll let you know if you're a little too freaky.
Jill: {still crying and sobbing} F-FUCK YOU CHRIS! IF YOU C-CAN HEAR ME!
Sheva: Chris hang on! Big momma's comin' for ya! Release him you black piece of shit!
Dark Black Shadow: Do you fear freedom? Chris? You can reunite at anytime.
Chris & Leon: {monotone} Fuck man, fuck woman, fuck all. Darkness forever. None shall remain after mankind frees itself from transgressions.
Sheva: That don't sound like him!
Ada: Leon I'm sorry! I, I was mad okay I'm SORRY!
Anonymous: {takes back her original looks} TOO LATE TO CRY LIKE A DOG YOU ARE!
Dark Black Shadow: Calm down my queen. Let them feel the power of oppression from our finest minions. J'avo, Ganado, Majini, the time is now. {summons a portal and Chris carries him through it} Sheva, the black warrior princess. How I will forever forge your beauty upon me.
Sheva: FUCK YOU NIGGA!
Anonymous: Have a ball Ada, Wong. {laughs manically while Leon carries her through the portal}
Ada: Piece of shit.
Militia: You heard our divine rulers, HAVE AT THEM!
Helena stops the war from going down; glaring and grinning at Ada.
Helena: No guys. {cracks her fist and neck} Let me bust her ass to death before anything else falls down upon us.
The tribal Majini makes Indian cries, everyone else follows.
HUNK: Man y'all shut that shit up!
Agent: Shut up!
Sheva: Great. Helena, please don't!
Helena: NIGGER GO HOP ON AN AFRICAN DICK!
Jill couldn't handle enough of the pain and commits suicide by jumping off the ship into the sky water; instantly becoming a skeleton upon contact.
Sheva: Damn. I was starting to feel sorry for her.
Ada: {gets up} You still mad at me huh? Get over it!
Helena: {accosting at her with determination} FUCK UP JAP! FUCK UP! I don't want to hear NOTHING but agony from you! Behold the American way.
Ada: {walking back} You deserve that bust up nose oh how's it holding up?
Helena: Funny. I'm fucking flattered that you ask that. Fake ass bitch!
Ada: Don't say that! {sees veins Poppins out of her} My God you're built!
Agent: She's a man-lady!
Helena: RETARD IN FORMAL "WEAR" NOW! So, we're a pussy? Where's that bitch that broke my nose?! Did she leave when grass smoke lover left huh? Did he kill her before I MOTHER FUCKING CAN?!
Ada: STOP WALKING!
Helena: FUCK YOU GO FUCK!
Ada: BITCH YOU GO FUCK!
Helena: {stops herself} YOU GO FUCK!
Ada: GO FUCK!
Helena: GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK...
Ada: GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK, GO FUCK!...
All the guys was dying laughing at this fucking argument.
Sheva: What the hell is this?! This is so ghetto!
The soldier Majini taps her ass and flees off into the crowd.
Sheva: Pussy ass nigga!
Tribal Majini: Hol-lee-Hol-lee-ahhhhhh! Galliea lova taping table!
Red and black Los Illuminados begins to hum out some religious musicals.
Ganado: {pretending he's holding a microphone} ALLLLLLLLLLL IN MY JEANS! ALLLLLLLLLLL IN MY JEANS! ALLLLLLLLLLL IN MY JEANS! ALLLLLLLLLLL IN MY JEANS!
Soldier Majini: AHHH-EHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH!
Tribal Majini: Kumbia-kummmbiiaaaaa! {mimics the Indians once more}
Militia: Boy I like this.
J'avo: In Hong Kong, they would be dead.
Majini: Wouldn't last a day in Africa with this bullshit.
Sheva: {looking at the gang like their brainless and retarded} These niggas right here are mentally challenge for real.
Helena: ...GO FUCK! GO FUCK! GO FUCK! URGH I HAD ENOUGH! {lunges in for Ada's neck; slams her head on a rail}
Ada: ...GO FUCK! GO FUCK! GO FUCK! GO FUCK! {rolls out of dodge}
After a quick recovery, she stomps down and nails her opponent's ankle, making her yelp.
Helena: Got you bitch.
Ada: So you say. {uses her free leg to kick, but that was a mistake; for Helena catches it and over slams her; temporary paralyzed} She's so a man. Fucking Shrek.
Helena: Wrestling paid off. Now for your death. {brings her leg above Ada's face}
Ada: Why do you want me dead so bad huh?!
Helena: We both know why. You're a black head bitch that fucked up a white man's life! With the exception of my nose! Fuckers like you don't belong in America! Hell you don't belong to live period!
Sheva: I guess a million ass whoopin's didn't teach you shit!
Helena: Should it?! You need to worry about those infected immigrants. TAKE THEY ASSES!
Sheva: They're laughing and commentating about how dumb we are! And I don't blame them! We're killing ourselves and the true enemy is right here taking over the world; well destroying it. Look at them!
All of them smiles at the baleful warriors.
HUNK: And we're be a damn fool obeying your command. Three against eight? Nigga hang yourself.
Agent: Then we got gods. No game.
Helena: Them "gods" are gone! They wanted those guys to fuck or some sore of ransom. But they're gone! It's just them. TAKE 'EM DOWN HARD AND DON'T DEFY MY ORDERS!
Sheva: Fall in line captain! I'm not fighting something others made with me. We all made this mess, so we should work together to end it!
Helena: Well, I'll join you all {brings her leg up even higher} after I stomp this bitch face to the fiery bits!
Ada: The hell you will. {she chops Helena's knee cap in}
Helena: {hits the ground screaming} AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ada takes her boot off and preps the past with her remaining strength.
Ada: You don't deserve to smell flowers you nasty mustache red neck hard face ass. {rages her boot across her opponent's nose and falls on her just to leave the world for sleep; it cracks for the third time and forces Helena to stop her quest for vengeance}
Helena just screeches in great agony squeezing her red bloody nose, not caring about Ada laying on her out cold.
Majini: {slides to them and taps the floor like he's a referee} ONE, TWO THREE!
And the crowd goes wild.
Majini: And here's our winner, Ada Wong!
Croud: {clapping and acting wild like barbarians} YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sheva: {slaps a hand on her forehead and rubs the head in} This is so retarded.
HUNK: Man how did this even escalate?!
Agent: Man I should've joined the Mercenaries instead of this. I don't get paid enough for this bull.
Meanwhile in the portal, it was nothing but colors wondering freely around. No floor, no furniture, it was just empty with every beautiful colors roaming about like home coming traffic.
Leon wakes up with his mind no longer in possession except "Ada" moaning on him.
Leon: You. Why are you on me? {noticing his hand was rubbing a forbidden area and immediately removes it} OH SHIT!
Anonymous: My king, you need this. You need the nice and respectable Ada. A queen who will please you every second.
Leon: You're not Ada. I'm done with that bitch get off me.
Anonymous: Oh you love my true self. {morphs into her original looks and melts the slime off her; making her bare} Here you go. {makes her eyes pink; forces Leon to massage her body}
Leon: Why do you you want to fuck me so bad?
Anonymous: Because, you're my true man.
Leon: But that black dude.
Anonymous: He's just a friend.
Chris wakes up sitting on an invisible chair. He tries to get up, but can't lift a single part free. Chris sees this black skeleton with purple flaming eyes looking at him grinning.
Dark Black Shadow: Glad you can wake up fine. Welcome. Do you know where we are?
Chris: Inside a rainbow?
Dark Black Shadow: More or less. Welcome to Hell, our home.
Chris: What the hell did you do to me?
Dark Black Shadow: Why fear your health. I'm a guy after all. I won't intercourse with guys to accomplish my goals; but I will if required. Go homo-fabulous in a feminine body if required but I accomplish my deeds. Watch your world burn in here like we did to "Mario Bros", "Legend of Zelda," "Jak and Daxter," and other foolish universes you wasted life playing.
Chris: Why?
Dark Black Shadow: Like Wesker said, "every day humans come one step closer to self destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it." You must remember that, it was like you perish this menace an hour ago.
Chris: Yeah but, you're the devil behind all of this! It's not Wesker or Simmons, It's you and your slut!
Dark Black Shadow: Now now now. Let's not get rash making false accusations. You people did this to yourself, we're just here to end it, make a new world and replace all organisms with skeletons where you can die over and over, having eternal life. That's all we want is eternal life for you filthy loathsome humans. At this rate, you are all, including animals dry bones to me!
Leon: {trying his best to stop playing with her tits} This ain't right!
Anonymous: {riding on him} Ada's dead and we're be together forever and ever.
Dark Black Shadow: Ah, my queen really loves this human.
Chris: {glances at them} I see.
Dark Black Shadow: That's her life dream. All she wants is a human to actually love, and this Leon might be the one; she usually takes males lives by screwing them to death. This one might be of some service. We will prep him a proper abode.
Chris: What?!
Anonymous: {feeling on his chest still riding on him} Let me nurture this one. {eyes goes red; burns his clothes off for that snake to go up her; moans excitedly}
Leon: Time out girl let's talk.
Anonymous: {stops dancing and Leon's massage, but was still connected} About what? {slides her hand across her head} My fine knight.
Leon: Why do like me so much? I barely know you.
Anonymous: Through Ada. There's so much about you that I greatly admire. I was in her soul the entire time, figuring out if your the impeccable man for me; and you are! {gets turn on and resumes her dancing and forces Leon to squeeze her tendered sides}
Leon: What?! How should I know you the woman of my dreams?!
Anonymous: You wrote about me in your notepad remember? "Nobody saw these remaining parasites except this purple chick deciding to travel the whole planet for the sake of boredom on this fateful day." And I was walking the planet to please my boredom. The mysterious question is how do you even know of my existence?
Leon: Blind writing okay?!
Anonymous: Be careful. Knowing certain things may result the death of the world. You brought us here, you want us to burn this universe and have you to watch it in a nice theater.
Chris: Leon what the fuck!
Leon: Nigga she's lying!
Chris: JUST STOP WRITING SHIT THAT YOUR NOISY ASS LEARNED OKAY!
Dark Black Shadow: We know what your thinking. We're not despotic tyrants, we're merely a vestige that requires an eye to summon our rule. Leon, you're that eye that summons us fancy.
Anonymous puts two fingers on her forehead and inhales some of his scent.
Chris: So, if any have little knowledge or mistakenly come across some modicum evidence of you freaks, you burn down their world. What the fuck.
Dark Black Shadow: Burn it to keep our appearances hidden. The last thing we want is every baleful piece of trash to pray to us for help and guidance; it's forbidden in our golden rules. We shall not help a pour soul for if identity is spotted, the world shall reap for their implacable visibility.
Leon: That's evil to the fullest! You kill the universe, because a person saw or make rumors about you. That's fucked up. Oh shit! {feels something rolling up} NO! STOP HUMPING PLEASE!
Anonymous: {having the same feeling} OH YEAH! I FEEL A CUM COMING IN BABY! {a hand of hers moves to the air slowly becoming skeletal} When you squirt, you will be mine for eternity. {pink and purple takes over her eyes} You won't be able to vacillate your feelings for me; I'll be very please to nurture every piece of you.
Leon: That hand, is that?
Anonymous: The hand of death. What ever it touches decays here to our home, you know, Hell. I really want you with me so please, {dances on him like she's racing for first} CUM IN ME! WE WILL HAVE KIDS AND WE'LL STAY TOGETHER! UUUUUH! FOR DIVINE ETERNITY OOOOOOH!
Leon: CHRIS HEEEELP!
Chris: Nigga I'm fucking stuck!
Dark Black Shadow: Emotions are evolving greatly within her. You are her special one and you will be with her for eternity. You will become, our impalpable warrior of the century.
Chris: ENOUGH!
Dark Black Shadow: You Chris, you better repent before I get you.
Chris: For what?!
Dark Black Shadow: You merely perish your long close partner Jill.
Chris: You FUCKING LIE! SHE'S STILL ALIVE!
Dark Black Shadow: Very well. Lacking belief. {snaps his fingers to reveal her decayed body in the sky water} She committed suicide because you broke, her heart to atom size particles. You shall perish for your sins. {Rips his skeletal hand and hurls it at Chris's heart}
Leon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chris: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! {it pierces in and takes his heart; he instantly dies and melts into the land}
Leon: CHRRRRRRRRRRRRIS! There goes my op-buddy. Fucking devils!
Dark Black Shadow: {his bloody hand cleans itself and attaches itself back in place} See what happens to sinners Leon, you perish and become an eternal resident here, never to see Heaven. But you, if she kills you, you will become me; a new god of evil. You will be my heir. You will please us both.
Leon: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Anonymous: He's exceeding his time. He's getting more feeble as we speak. Our home needs a man that will keep evil flowing in our world. And that's you; you the impeccable man for this.
Leon: Bullshit! You people are making trivial bullshit! You two are the got-damn devils! You fucks tell lies for a living.
Dark Black Shadow: I'd expect you to be such a savant; one way or another, you will stay here for eternity.
Anonymous: {critically excited} YEAAAAAAAAAAS! {slowly moves her death hand towards his heart}
Leon: {about to blast some in} OH SHIT! SOMEBODY HELP! I'M NOT READY FOR KIDS YET!
He was the verge of entering his eternal abode, but this very sharp metal arrow shoots from nowhere and crumbles her hand to fragments.
Anonymous: {looking at her generation of her hand} That fucking female gypsy.
Ada: {appearing from the colors} Back off my man you molester!
Anonymous: Why do you refuse your death?! He lost his interest do you not understand?!
Ada: Bitch go fuck! You're hopping on him to give pleasure, that don't mean he'll forget!
Dark Black Shadow: {gradually dying} Take him, n-now!
Anonymous immediately turns her regenerated hand into death, just for another arrow to claim it off.
Anonymous: FUCK! You starting to become an inconvenience.
Ada: Get, off, my, man!
Leon: Ada go away!
Ada: We serious? You want all of us to leave?
Everybody rouse from rainbow traffic.
Anonymous: {eyes widening not believing this is real} Impossible!
Leon: No way.
Helena: {in Ada's ear} You owe me a rematch trick.
Ada: Anytime redneck.
Helena: We can do this right now.
Ada: Not now chill.
Agent: Bring it omni-fucks!
HUNK: Denim jeans wearing porn star fuckers!
Sheva: Stop saying random shit. I heard enough of that from those fucks.
Anonymous: {gets off of Leon glaring at everyone; especially Ada} What did you do to them?
Agent & HUNK: {glances at each other than at her} We sunk the boat with those niggas in it!
Dark Black Shadow: I-impossible. {melts to his death}
Anonymous: {concusses all over than engulfs herself in inferno flames} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! {spreads her arms and grows out her x-blades from her palms} You foiled my original man. You foiled my LIFE! Now Leon will never be my man. DIE YOU WORM! {fire leaves her and she rushes at the group for blood and changes colors like a chameleon}
Everybody disperses like a group of roaches. The inferno queen concentrates solely on Ada.
HUNK: Hey naked. {shoots at her} Eat some lead!
Agent: Rainbow devil-big-dick-bitch die! {assist his partner}
Anonymous: {bullets going through her like a ghost} Nothing can end me. No pathetic organ shall confront evil and prevail. No one shall ruin a goddess's dream!
Sheva: They just go through her like fucking paper!
Helena: Let's get physical then.
Leon: Stop this madness! Let's talk this out!
Ada: I don't think this bitch want's to talk!
Anonymous: What's there to chat about?! You ruined my dreams you distinctive female!
Ada: Bitch you know we had one hell of a chemistry! You, fucked, me!
Anonymous: {absorbs her blades back in her} And you returned the favor by killing my man!
Ada: HE WAS ALREADY DEAD!
Anonymous: ENOUGH! {moves at the speed of light, attacking and scratching everyone except Leon} You think you all can defeat me? Tah, don't make me shake in mirth.
Ada: It's like fucking with Wesker. Impossible to touch.
Helena: Gay. Fight fair!
Leon: Stop hurting them!
Anonymous: You're now a useless dry man. Thank this excuse of existence. {zips to Ada and unleashes her furious rage all over her}
Agent: {having a difficult time aiming} DAAAAAAMN! Can you keep up bra?
HUNK: {just gives up and throws his machine gun} I don't see shit.
Sheva: {digging in her pockets} Oh god. Please tell me I have that serum. I fucked up Wesker and this is merely a female retry.
Helena: Hang it up. We can't harm this matrix bitch.
Anonymous: {chocking life from Ada; eyes rolled all the way back} I shall thank you. Your death will bring me one beatific smile; not my dreams you "FUCK!"
Leon: There must be a way to fulfill your dreams!
Anonymous: You really care?! {grows an x-blade and puts it near her victim's neck} There's nothing you can do.
Leon: Yes huh! I can just stay here and starve to death. Make you happy until my death!
Anonymous: {black tears rain from her closed eyes} That's so sweet. Too bad it's futile.
Leon: I don't believe that! That black tyrant said you murder people by fucking them right?
Anonymous: And?
Leon: I didn't die. How can you even die by having sex huh?
Anonymous: You don't know? Behold the preachment. It's simple really, I can inject every element you can think of into you.
Leon: Like fire, ice and all that?
Anonymous: Exactly. Every male I encountered died by so but, I also look into their soul; which tells me if they're the one and if they are, they shall become my man but it's too late because of this excreted waste! {preps her blade for decapitation}
Leon: HOLD ON! Why do that dude have to be alive for you to be my woman?!
Anonymous: He's the main god. The primary ruler of our beautiful home. He perish, due to his lack of acting too evil and performing delightful actions to please what? These loathsome fucks like this?! {eyes go all black and suffocates Ada even more} He always was a soft fella I foully fell in love with. This lamentable decision I made can't even answer to this. A soft fuck running Hell? What kind of shit is that?!
Leon: Yeah that sounds interesting, but how I'm gonna be your man now?! Never thought I'll meet a real woman in my life and you're a real woman so how we gonna do this?
Her chameleon adaptations leaves her normal with dark water rushing down her. The death blade goes back in her palm and she releases Ada. Her heart glows bright, flapping it's pink demon wings like it won something that it will never forget.
Anonymous: {moving slowly to him} Y-you're serious? You can't make evil smile but today, that's b-b-broken! {death hand forms and exultantly comes for his heart, but a magnum gun goes off and prevents pauses death} What was that? {feels her chest and blood came from it; stares at her fractured heart melting in flames} Wh-wh-what? Impossible! {glares at everything and spots this smoke steaming from the gun that did her in}
Helena: {holding the gun} You're not killing my rival. Only "I," can do that with your black head ass!
Anonymous: {not believing she loss to humans} I was fooled. Fooled enough to reveal my weak spot...for DEATH!
Leon: {goes to Ada's aid} Don't overestimate us. You will fail every time.
Ada: {lying in her blood} L-Leon.
Anonymous: You SEDUCED ME! I'M THE QUEEN OF SEDUCING YOU TWIT!
Leon: {kneels down and picks Ada half way up} And you fell for it.
Anonymous: You are the one! I saw something that I really admire about you but you killed your future and your orthodox missus.
Colors fade away; making it all black.
Sheva: Naked ass bitch!
Helena: Blondie find some clothes!
Leon: I don't see none!
Helena: Well get off your ass and look!
Leon: Now is not the time for this bullshit!
Helena: Okay damn. Stop before you hurt yourself and get something that will stay in you forever like the black plague.
Anonymous: Jesters. That's all you humans are. Just amazing jesters. I fell for your seductive joke Leon. I should have listened to my gut, but denied it's doubt about you. The gut reaction is always right and you should never turn it down.
HUNK, Agent, Sheva, & Helena: Thanks for the tip now die.
Helena: Just fucking go to sleep!
Sheva: We played you in your own game now leave!
HUNK: We beat your, ass. TEN TIMES IN CHESS!
Agent: Get 'er!
Anonymous: {smiling at them falling to her slumber of a millennium} You all won this one. We're impressed. But we will return, and you will all perish. {closes her eyes and buns to ash}
Ada: {barely can talk} Y-your naked.
Leon: Yeah I know but, look at you though. You're a bloody mountain!
Ada: All f-for you.
Leon: Don't say that. We all make baleful choices.
Ada: I-I'm sorry.
Leon: Please stop talking. Let your pain heal.
Agent: Well I'm guess we're done here. Let's go bra. {turns around for a walk}
HUNK: Yea nigga I hear ya. This day can't get any better ya know.
Helena: HOLD IT you ninja turtle retards! {waits until they both turns to her} Let me tell you dumbos something. You both did a swell job today.
HUNK: Lie.
Helena: No I mean it. You did the impossible. You saw the invisible vortex when on the verge of death. You two did this. {presents Leon and Ada being intimate} You saved the world and with that, I'm promoting you two to be president's security.
Agent: {doubting, but exultant} You joking right? This can't be real, man it can't be.
HUNK: Oh shit! My dream position yo! My dream position!
Helena: That's right. You guys are getting the big bucks and please, enjoy your long well merit vacation. {gives them some thousand dollar bills}
HUNK: {looks at Agent, then Helena} OH MAN! YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME! YOU MAY BE OFF FROM SOCIETY'S PERSPECTIVE, BUT YOU'RE KOOL IN MY SHIT!
Agent: {looks at HUNK, then bear hugs Helena} YO YOU A GOOD CAPTAIN THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER! YOU'RE MEAN AND RACIST AS FUCK, BUT A GOOD CAPTAIN NONETHELESS!
Helena: Okay okay fuck! Didn't mean to make you too gay. Get off of me before I change my mind. {sees Sheva giggling} This ain't funny! Unless he's white, I might have some sort of foreign contaminant all over me!
They run off jumping and shouting victoriously.
Helena: Well, I guess Chris will never find out about us huh? {wraps her arm around Sheva}
Sheva: {lays her head on Helena's pillow} Yeah I really wanted to tell him but. Shit he's dead so fuck it.
Leon: NASTY! FUCKING NASTY!
Ada: SIN! AND DEEP IN THAT SHIT TOO!
Sheva: Hey, guys and their bullshit can alter sex so back off.
Helena: And you owe me a rematch bitch!
Ada: We can go right now!
Leon: We're doing nothing. {to Helena} Keep walking! {to Ada} Keep healing!
Helena: You're too weak at the moment and your gay lover is one shitty ass spoiler. Until you get your health back and this queer's nowhere to be seen, you will lose, miserably.
Leon: Call me happy one more time! {mimicking her voice with a country mix} Yur red neck!
Sheva: {stops Helena from doing something drastic} Man that's why I'm your woman. To calm your Bull Conner ass down.
Helena: Yeah, I do go a little to far. Let's get out of here. It's too black and I'm surrounded by chop sticks loving Asians.
Sheva sighs and they leave.
Leon: {scoops Ada up} We need to leave too.
Ada: Is it over?
Leon: Gods don't die. They'll return. Just not for some years I hope.
Ada: I knew that lady-caveman was a butch.
Leon: And she got one hot chick. I know she's proud of herself.
Ada: Yeah, she is a sight to see huh.
Leon: No drama.
Ada: I'm agreeing! What, I can't do that? {feels his chest} With your temple.
Leon: I already got fucked.
Ada: But I can make it right sexy.
Leon: After you heal up. She tore you ass up pretty badly.
Ada: But I'm fine.
Leon: Please!
Ada: Okay shit! It won't feel right anyway.
Leon: Thank you for understanding.
Ada: Well I'm horny so hurry up!
They talk their way out the empty universe and after a few hours in the hospital, they spend a night in a luxurious hotel and expresses their sexual feelings they highly have for each other.
Author: And everybody lives happily ever after. Everybody's free from my dramatize head which is a fucking shame.
Narrator: {banging at my door} You want me back yo? Man I feel like an ass just quitted like I did cuz.
Author: Man you're too late. The story's been told and I'm closing up and calling it a day before I write another gig that my insane brain can come up with.
Narrator: Yea but you left out on some stuff so, can I be hired again so I can bring out some hidden licks?
Author: Yeah, this was a bit rushed, was it not?
Narrator: Yea. Very fast like that American flag colored hedgehog. I'll be back tomorrow and complete dis yo you dig?! {runs off again, in a very faggot manner}
Author: Well Folks, as you usually know, my colliding creations are one-shots but for this one, this will be a two chapter deal, but it's an optional trip which means the road ends here; no more traveling! Get off the bus it just ran out of gas! So those that want an encore, stay tuned for "F.E.A.S!" Which stands for "Forgotten, Extended, Alternate Scenes!" It will accord the story some sense but until then, have a wonderful day. {notices the camera man's still there} Or you can help me fill this thing up since you have nothing to do.
Camera man shakes his head and walks off.
Author: Oh that's how you gonna be?! I don't pay you to leave and view you exiting, I pay you to keep an eye on my ass! You know what, Go find your ass and glue it back tight! Block head for children mother fuck–man go teach the children as a matter of fact, "educate" them!
All joking aside, I really hope you all had a ball.