You wanna sing this to the tune of "Superman" by Brown Boy. If you haven't heard that song, go request it on the radio or DL it. I'll wait for you … Done? Ok, cool!
Let's get started!
Disclaimer: I do not own Justice League, nor JLU.
Baby… I know you're drowning right now…don't worry… I'll be your Aquaman!
I can swim like no one can! I can be your Aquaman!
Just take my hand lets swim away! I promise I'll be there everyday!
Just close your eyes so they don't burn! I'll do the doggy paddle so you can learn!
Underwater I can use my breath, I'll be your superhero when there's no one left!!
Come swim with me baby down beneath the sea,
Don't worry bout there bein' no place to pee!
You don't know about my powers? You just failed the test!
I can use my sonar to feel your chest
My top is orange and my spandex are green,
The other day Batman gave me a wedgie! Damn that fucker is mean!
I'll bench press a whale, baby I'm not weak! But I get no love at the Justice League!
So wet, so sexy, damn I swim so fine! Unless I get stuck up on a fishing line!
I always get neglected, always disrespected, that damn sewage spill left me totally infected!
I'll never upstage you, no matter who you are! Standing next to me, even Robin's a star! (Damn… that's a damn shame when you think about it…)
I can swim like no one can! I can be your Aquaman!
Just take my hand lets swim away! I promise I'll be there everyday!
Just close your eyes so they don't burn! I'll do the doggy paddle so you can learn!
Underwater I can use my breath, I'll be your superhero when there's no one left!!
I'm the type of superhero that'll swim by your side,
And wipe away the tears when salt gets in your eyes!
I'm the one you hold when the water gets cold,
I'm the one you call when Superman gets old!
I'm the one who stays near to fight away your fears!
The superhero who looks good after a couple of beers!
I'll help you find Nemo, it's not that hard if you try!
I saw him last week down at the local fish fry!
You see that Great White? You know it wont bite!
Not after I kicked it's ass last Saturday night!
Lets see Batman do that! Hell, Robin cant swim! Green Lanturn?! PLEASE!!
"Let me be you're superhero!!"
Do you follow my lead? I guarantee you baby, I'll be all that you need!
So until I get my own movie, I'll just swim with the bass!
I don't wanna hear about other superheroes! Wonder Twin Powers?! MY ASS!!
I can swim like no one can! I can be your Aquaman!
Just take my hand lets swim away! I promise I'll be there everyday!
Just close your eyes so they don't burn! I'll do the doggy paddle so you can learn!
Underwater I can use my breath, I'll be your superhero when there's no one left!!
(At a Kid's birthday party…)
Kids shout out, "Marco!" , and Aquaman shouteds back, "Polo!" This goes on for about two minutes, then Aquaman shouts, "FISH OUT OF WATER!!" He dives into the water and grabs the kid.
"GOTCHA!! I GOT YOU!!" Aquaman shouts.
"HEY YOUR EYES WERE OPEN! YOU CHEATED YOU BASTARD!!" the kid shoutes.
"I DID NOT!!" Aquaman shouts back. "I GOT SONAR, BABY!! SONAR!!"
"YEAH WHATEVER, YOU WEAK ASS CHEATER!!"
"PSH!! WHATEVER!!" Aquaman shouts back!
End.