Author's Note: I do not own Flavio or any other character from Paper Mario. I also do not own the original song "Smile" (it is owned by the band Gnarls Barkley).
Flavio's Smile
There once was a guy, out on the bay,
Craving adventure so far away
He gathered a crew and loaded his ship,
Flavio started on his crazy trip
All of the crew was sick of all their leader's smilin'
They all though Flavio was struck with lunacy
But soon they ran into some embers out at sea
And ended up on Keelhaul Key! (Hee, hee!)
Nothing was right, all went wrong,
They set up a camp that would not last long
Plus some crew members had to be found,
All wanted to give Flavio a pound
All of the crew was sick of all their leader's smilin'
So they made Flavio find the pirate cave
The yellow man was forced to clean up all this mess,
And find the treasure of Cortez! (Yes, yes!)
The treasure was found, but to the crew's surprise,
A traitor was found in first mate Four Eyes
Though he was scared and so terrorized
Flavio knew he should help those he so despised
All of the crew was sick of all their leader's smilin'
But Flavio knew well exactly what to say
His treasured Skull Gem was the price he had to pay
To drive the enemies away! (Hey, hey!)
But he kept smiling 'cause he saved the day!