Title: An insight into the mailboxes of Konoha's elite
Disclaimer: Not mine! No infringement intended or something like that.
Pairing: Sasu/Naru later on.
Thursday, Konoha: 6:03:34
From: mr.awesomefuturehokageATgreatestninjatoeverbeenbornDOTcom
Subject: To all my friends!
To: Naruto (mr.awesomefuturehokageATgreatestninjatoeverbeenbornDOTcom), Sakura (futureuchihaATsasukerocksDOTcom), Sasuke (uchihaheirATthebestwaytokillyourbigbrotherDOTnet), Kakashi (supersenseiATcomecomeparadise), Dirty Old Perv (hottestninjaeverATcomecomeparadise), Hinata (sweetchickATninjaDOTcom), Lee (spandexninjaATninjaDOTcom), Gai (bestsenseiinspandexATninjaDOTcom), Grandma (coolgamblerchickAThokageDOTcom), Kiba (mr.fantasticATdogsarecoolDOTcom, Akamaru (hotdogATfreedogbiscuitsDOTnet), Shino (mysteriousguyATbugsareyourfriendsDOTnet), Ikura (mr.niceguyATsenseiDOTcom), Ino (thetruefutureuchihaATsasukerocksDOTcom), Shikamaru (lazyboyATninjaDOTcom), Chouji (barbecuemanATfoodisgreatDOTcom)
hey folks!
just wanted to try my new iimail account.
It's mr.awesomefuturehokageATgreatestninjatoeverbeenbornDOTcom.
All of you write back! I am not sure if this thingie works. So send me something.
I will delete you from my marvellous e mail distribution list if you don't write back within 5 hours! So beware! All of you!
Sakura: Go out on a date with me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase -puppydogeyes-
Sasuke: Your iimail addy totally sucks!!
Bye, bye everyone
!!Dirty Old Perv, don't forget to teach me the new technique..youknowwhatimean!! don'tell Sasuke!!
Thursday, Konoha: 6:06:34
From: uchihaheirATthebestwaytokillyourbigbrotherDOTnet
Subject: dobe
To: mr.awesomefuturehokageATgreatestninjatoeverbeenbornDOTcom
Look who's talking. Your email address is first and foremost too long and secondly there's nothing wrong with mine!
Training at 7 pm tonight at our usual training ground! Be punctual. If you are not then you will feel the wrath of an uchiha!
Ps. You're an idiot!
Pps. It's e-mail, not iimail, dobe!
Thursday, Konoha: 7:01:12
From: futureuchihaATsasukerocksDOTcom
Subject: stop bothering me, narutooooooooo!
To: mr.awesomefuturehokageATgreatestninjatoeverbeenbornDOTcom
No, no, no, no, no, no and no!! I will not go out with you Naruto, for the last time! So stop asking me that. It's grating on my nerves. I am not into you, get that already into the thick skull of yours. Sasuke-kun is my one and only. He is my dream guy. I wanna have his babies. So STOP it already!!
If you don't stop I am going to tell everyone about last Wednesday. You know the thing about the infamous picture. hinthint
It would be for the best, if you don't write me at all. I am still waiting for an email from my beloved Sasuke-kun.
Ask my out on a date one more time and I will punch you so hard that you will land on the moon. Mark my words!
Love,
Sakura
Thursday, Konoha: 7:02:56
From: futureuchihaATsasukerocksDOTcom
Subject: grr
To: mr.awesomefuturehokageATgreatestninjatoeverbeenbornDOTcom
The love at the end meant nothing. It's just my signature. So don't pride yourself on this!
Stop calling me! Who calls somebody at 3.00 am in the morning?? Naruto, of course. I swear if Sasuke notices that I didn't get enough beauty sleep, I am so going to kill you! Kill you!!
Love,
Sakura
Thursday, Konoha: 7:07:11
From: futureuchihaATsasukerocksDOTcom
Subject: Hello Ino!
To: thetruefutureuchihaATsasukerocksDOTcom
Back off bitch! Sasuke is mine!!
Love,
Sakura
TBC...
Please R&R ;)