"Harry's Shock"
"I have spied for you, and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter's son safe. Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter—"…
Harry rose up out of the Pensieve, and moments later he lay on the carpeted floor in exactly the same room: Snape might just have closed the door.
He couldn't help himself. It was all those nights of Dudley watching Red Dwarf at full volume and Harry sometimes peeking through the keyhole to see what was going on. They were to blame as he said the first thing which popped into his head.
"What the smeg's he smegging done? He's smegging killed me!"
Then Harry Potter, future saviour of the wizarding world, smacked himself on the forehead.
"Why did I say that?" he muttered.
Excerpts in italics are from 'Deathly Hallows', Ch. 33, "The Prince's Tale", pages 551 and 553, 1st edition, hardback.
This comes from watching too much 'Red Dwarf'. And from having a weird sense of humour. Fans of 'Sherlock', read "Over for Tea" for an example of my terrible humour.
I've been sitting on the non-excerpt part of this story for ages, and after reading it again last night, decided that I should finish it by adding the appropriate excerpts from 'Deathly Hallows'. So I did. Uh, yes. *Beams*
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