This is based on the ROCK THE VETO PSA on Red VS Blue. Bushido edited, though. I just had to write it using my ZKD characters and the Teen Titans from my ZKD World (Robin is Tim Drake. Don't like it, tough). So, whaddya guys think? I know it's just changing names but if you imagine these guys instead of the RvB guys it's hillarious!
"BLINDFOLD"
Tim sat on his bed and decided to play some Halo online. He noticed that Ryuki, Takada, Ichijyo, Victor, and Gar were also online, "Hey guys. What's up?"
"Tim, go blue," Ryuki answered over the headset.
Tim nodded, "Oh, right. Sorry I'm late, I had to-Wait, Takada is the party leader?"
Takada answered over the line, "Alright, everyone ready?"
Tim cocked an eyebrow, "Why is Takada the party leader?"
Ichijyo sighed in his room, "He got here first. He sent the invite."
Tim shook his head constantly, "No, no Takada. He always makes us play some ridiculously complicated custom game."
Takada began, "OK, this game is called 'Blindfold'. Everyone starts with dual plasma pistols and a flamethrower with no ammo."
Tim put up his arms in an X pattern, "No!"
Ryuki groaned as he eyed the screen, "Oh, come on, Takada…"
Takada continued, "Now, if you get hit with a green weapon like the plasma pistol, you have to hold your X-Box controller upside down until you get hit by a blue weapon like the plasma rifle."
Tim did a double-take, "What?"
"But if you're in a bubble shield which is yellow and you get hit by a plasma rifle which is blue, then the yellow and blue make green, so-"
"Can't we just play 'Slayer'?" Ryuki pleaded.
"No, no, this is fun! We played it for like 6 hours last night. You're gonna love it."
Tim chanted, "Slayer! Slayer!"
Ichijyo cocked an eyebrow, "Why is it called 'Blindfold'?"
Takada smiled, "Because each time you get hit by a Needler, you need to close one eye."
Tim intervened, "No, it's because it's as much fun as standing in front of a firing squad. Wait, who started the game? Takada, we don't wanna play this! Everybody veto! Veto! Vic, veto!"
Vic declined, "I can't. I'm at Takada's. We're playing split screen. If I veto he's gonna kick me out."
Tim nodded, "It's alright! We only need one more! Somebody veto! Who didn't vote? Gar! Gar! Did you vote?"
"He hasn't said anything in a while," Ryuki answered, "I don't think he's there."
Tim screamed into his mic, "Gar! GAR! GAR! GAR! HELLO!"
Takada continued, "OK, I have it set for five rounds, 30 minutes a round."
Tim continued, "GARFIELD, COME ON!"
Gar went back into his room with a glass of soy milk and set it on his desk before grabbing the controller and putting on his headset, "Hey, I'm back! Hey, Tim! What's up, dude?"
"Gar, where were you?" Tim demanded.
Gar shrugged, "I was getting some soy milk. What are we playing?"
Tim groaned, "Don't even ask."
Gar blinked as he viewed his screen, "Wait, why is Takada the party leader?" he face-palmed, "Blindfold, again? I hate this game. We played for like 30 hours last night. Everybody veto! Veto!"
Ryuki, Tim and Ichijyo groaned, "Too late!"
