a/n: so this is my new reguar show ff killing rigby. i hope u enjoy!
mordecai and cj were have hardcore sex in the park bathroom. they had sex for 30 minutes before cj left to go work at strip club. mordecai masterbated and smoked pot while listening to coldplay. sudenly, he heard footsteps. then, burstin through th edoor was rigby, armed with camera. mordecai was about to cum; when rigby broke the door open and took 25 pictures. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK RIGBY? mordecai screamed. but before an answer came, rigby drove home in his bugati.
mordecai panic. he didn't know what to do. sudenly, a figure aproached him. it was...pops. 'YO WHAT UP BITCH' pops yelled. hey pops said mordecai. i saw that rigby did an asshole job to you! you know what, i hate that penis-sucker to! lets kill him! mordecai thought about. he thought for 30 seconds and said okay. it was time too...killing rigby!