Quahog, Rhode Island. In this sleepy little town in New England there is an evil force brewing. A force so evil that no human on Earth can stop it. The town is going to need to find some kind of hero to stop this evil.

There is a knock at the door of the Griffin family. Peter answers the door in his underpants.

"Good God, man. Put some pants on." Said the man at the door.

"Holy crap!' Exclaimed Peter, 'It's President Bush. I'd do anything for you." Then in a scared voice added, "And I was more than happy to vote for you in the last election."

Peter thought back to a time he was standing in front of a voting booth with P. Diddy standing behind him wearing a Vote or Die shirt and pointing a gun at Peter's head yelling "DO IT! Do it, or I swear to God I'll bust a cap in you fat white ass."

Back to reality President Bush said, "Peter, the United States is in danger and the only person that can save it lives in this house."

Brian joins Peter (who is now wearing pants) at the door and said, "Mr. President! I'm ready to do what is necessary for the safety of the country."

"I'm afraid this isn't a job for you Super Do- I mean Brian. This job is for someone who is fast, strong, smart, and above all able to harness the awesome power we must bestow on him."

"I'm ready for anything Mr. President." Said Peter.

"I wasn't talking about you. You're none of those things I mentioned. The person I'm looking for lives in that room." He pointed up to Chris's room.

Brian looked shocked and said, "Chris? I'm sorry but Chris is worse than Peter."

"No, not Chris."

"Then who?"

Bush then reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a banana. He placed it on the ground and waited. The door to Chris's room slowly opened and a small figure stepped out. The creature bared its teeth and pointed at the banana.

"If you want the banana you have to come down here and use your big boy words."

The evil monkey that lives in Chris's closet slowly made his way down the stairs. He crept his way towards the banana then picked it up. "Thanks." He said.

Brian spoke up, "Wait so Chris was telling the truth about the evil monkey that lives in his closet?"

Peter said, "Wait, wait, wait. I want a banana too."

Bush said, "Mr. Evil Closet Monkey, the country needs your help. We will reward you handsomely for your services. So, how about it?"

The monkey thought for a little bit then said, "Sure, I'll do it."

"Great. Let's go to the limo and I'll explain everything." They started to walk towards the limo then Bush added, "Oh and by the way. You'll be getting a partner or this mission." He opened the limo door and motioned for the monkey to get in.

He did and looked to see his new partner: The Giant Fighting Chicken.