Ok, at my school, every Halloween, we have a little party to show off our costumes, and we play games:
First, there is Chubby Bunny, where you put a marshmallow in your mouth, WITHOUT CHEWING OR SWALLOWING and say Chubby Bunny. You keep doing this until you can't or you are disqualified for chewing. You win by being the only one left. This game is more difficult than it sounds, trust me.
Second, there is Doughnut on a String, where you have one partner holding a doughnut above their partner's head, and the partner has to eat it without using hands. Preferably do this sitting down. You win when there is no doughnut on the string or in your mouth.
Third, there is Bubble-gum Pie, where you sit down, and there is a pie tin in front of you full of whipped cream. You have to find a piece of bubble-gum within the whipped cream and blow a bubble bigger that your lips. This is actually really hard because we use stale gum most of the time, which makes it more interesting. NO IT CANNOT BE TRIDENT OR ORBIT OR AnY OF THAT! Double-Bubble works nicely.
ALRIGHT! ONTO MY STORY WHICH IS BASED ON THESE GAMES!
America was having a Halloween party. Everybody was invited, everybody went. If you didn't go, you would most likely end up with a fluorescent cake on your door step (CAUTION: DO NOT EAT) which NOBODY wanted, so they all attended. America...being the weirdo that he is, decided to make some...interesting games...
Competition 1: Chubby Bunny
Round 1:
"Chubby Bunny"x7
Round 2:
"Chubby Bunny"x7
Round 3:
"Chubby Bunny"x7
Round 5:
"Chubby Bunny"x4
Round 7:
"Chubby Bunny"x2
Round 8:
"Chubby Bunny"
Who was the winner?
That fat-ass with the huge mouth.
America.
'Cuz that's how he rolls.
Competition 2: Doughnut on a String
Doughnut 1: 1/2 gone in 10 seconds
Doughnut 2: 3/4 gone in 10 seconds
Doughnut 3: 1/8 gone in 10 seconds
Doughnut 4: Gone in 1 second
Guess who won?
Fat-ass.
America.
Competition 3: Bubble-gum pie:
We all know who won.
Britain stands in the corner with whipped cream all over his face, arms crossed, seriously ticked off.
"Fat-ass... that bloody git..."
France is on his hands and knees,
"PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR FACE CLEAN!"
Five other nations are trying to get America's bubble-gum out of their hair as he laughs in the corner.
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Fat-ass.