The day is bright and sunny. The scene is set in a beautifully preserved graveyard. A dark blue car pulls up outside the church and two familiar figures emerge.
CHANDLER: All I'm saying is, I think you should be safe than sorry.
MONICA: Chandler, I am fine. Leave it. Today isn't about me, it's about Phoebe.
CHANDLER: You're right. I'm sorry.
MONICA: It seems a shame to wake them.
CHANDLER: It's been a long journey. Anyway, a graveyard is no place for two three year olds.
MONICA: You think?
CHANDLER: I'll wake them just before the ceremony begins. No point in doing it before.
MONICA: I wonder whether everyone's inside.
CHANDLER: Is everyone coming?
MONICA: Well I'd have thought so. I know Rachel and Ross can make it, I assume Joey can.
CHANDLER: You never know. Joey's a big star now, his career is all he's got. Well, not all ..
MONICA: Yeah. He has his looks and his personality and his …
CHANDLER: Intelligence?
MONICA: You've got to admit, he's improved his IQ by an easy five per cent.
Another car pulls up behind Monica and Chandlers. Two more familiar faces step out.
RACHEL: Oh my god! Monica.
MONICA: Hey, how are you?
RACHEL: I'm good, I'm good. How are you?
MONICA: We're all good.
ROSS: Is there any sign of Phoebe yet?
CHANDLER: We think she could be inside.
ROSS: Shall we go in?
MONICA: What about Joey?
CHANDLER: I don't think we'll be waiting long.
A yellow taxi pulls up outside the church. Joey emerges.
JOEY: Hey guys!
CHANDLER: Well don't you look smart.
JOEY: I know! I'm sure the producers won't mind me borrowing it.
ROSS: You stole the tux?
JOEY: Borrowed!
CHANDLER: Okay, guys, let's go inside.
The gang, minus Phoebe, move inside the church. They see a familiar face, facing the front of the church, sitting right at the front.
RACHEL: Phoebes?
PHOEBE: Oh my god. Thank you so much for coming.
Phoebe stands up and reveals a huge bump on her stomach.
PHOEBE: I was going to tell you.
JOEY: Tell us what?
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REVEREND: And we now commit his body to the ground.
PHOEBE: I love you, Mike. Thank you, everyone.
MONICA: Phoebes? Do you need some time?
PHOEBE: Yeah.
The gang exit after all comforting Phoebe.
PHOEBE: What have we come to, Mike? Huh? Why did you have to do it? I need you, our baby needs you. You're a fool but I love you. I always will. We'll meet again one day. I'm sure of that.