Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach
Warning: I might offend you so if you have a large stick up your ass, don't read this.
Who would have thought that Ichigo was gay?
Well that orange headed strawberry got with the red headed pineapple.
And of course there were people that got hurt—the big breasted girl and the little midget.
Well one day, after witnessing the very intense make-out session between the two competitive males, the two girls sadly walked away. And boy, they were just as competitive in kissing as they were when fighting. Seriously, while kissing, they were trying to dominate the other even throwing some punches here and there that elicited some groans that only turned them on more.
If they didn't stop soon, there was going to be some very serious rated MA public display of affection going on.
But fear not. The two girls will not be lonely hags.
As Rukia Kuchiki walked on the lonely road that was once accompanied by the overly-powerful orange head, she was followed by someone that she called her friend but most probably hardly knew due to lack of screen time. What was his name? The well-muscled Mexican of the show… Sado. Oh yeah.
And while Orihime, who was more used to the rejection, skipped home, pretending to be happy, a very unexpected soul-sister crashed her humungous breasts against the back of her head.
After talking about their rejections, Rukia went to Sado's house which smelled of beans, rice, and tortillas, Orihime took Rangiku to her apartment that smelled of various different weird shit that only people with huge boobs must like.
Once Rukia and Sado arrived at their destinations, they talked more and more and then everything became like that chain-mail text. They added the bed, subtracted the clothes, divided the legs and they prayed that they wouldn't multiply.
But don't worry. They weren't stupid—Sado had some condoms—that to the usual Asian seemed more like hefty-bags.
Which brings us to our next problem… Sado is enormous, and his dick is just as enormous as he is. And now he is about to have sex with the midget—someone so small, and just like him, her pussy was just as small as she is.
Pain was more evident than the pleasure, but pleasure eventually came.
Luckily for all Lesbians of the world, there is no pain there. =) Just the pleasure of rough scissoring and grinding. That is, until the very promiscuous non-virgin suggested using a double-headed dildo for the second round.
At first, Orihime didn't like the idea of having to get dressed, then go to the store just to get naked again. But that little slut—she kept a dildo in between her large breasts. Oh yeah. It's on now.