Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Magnus even though I really want to.
This is a song parody for some laughs so it's not to be taken seriously. If you're offended by this song well I don't care because Cassandra Clare herself saw it and she thought it was hilarious. For better effect, read this while listening to the All-American Rejects' song 'Dirty Little Secret'. I made a video of it. It's in my personal You Tube channel. See my profile for the link.
Magnus' Dirty Little Secret
Heavens knows I've done no wrong
I've wanted you, Alec, all along
I've gone around a time or two
Downworlders say that I am used
I know that you still want Jace
I don't blame, the guy's sexay!
Alec, you make me fall in love again
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
Alec in a speedo
Don't tell your mom 'cuz she will grab you and then beat you
Lock you in the closet
I will rescue you then
So I can get to see you
And spank your ass!
I sniff your hair as you walk by
Steal your underwear at night
Once I stole Jace's too
Just to see what's the big issue
How can you like the guy?
He wears tighty whiteys all the time.
I'm best 'cuz I like to go commando!
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
Hide under your bed
I won't tell you and surprise you when you go to sleep
Cuddle up beside you
Use my magic on you
So that I can have you
And rip off your clothes!
I know how you feel inside
That you want Jace all night
I'll take you someplace new
To forget all of it
I'm Magnus! The Sex Warlock!
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
You'll love me once I show you what my talent really is
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
Welcome to my night club
Forget the past 'cuz you'll be having fun with me then
Kickin' it like rock stars
Stripping Pole's a good start
Dirty Little Secret
Dirty Little Secret
I'm a pro stripper
Who would have known!