And now, UCW presents...
...HALLOWEEN RAMPAGE!
We're in a big arena in Toronto, Canada which was decorated with Halloween stuff, exactly like all the previous editions. The arena cheered with enthusiasm.
"Welcome to UCW Halloween Rampage, ladies and gentlemen! I'm Joey Mickey alongside Bobby Senior, ready for the biggest show of October!"
"Man! I ate so much candies prior to this show that I'm burning with energy! This is is awesome!" Bobby said as he shook in his chair.
"Well that's a good thing because we're gonna have a great PPV to waste energy on!"
(Endless Thirst)
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Muscow, Russia, "The Man of 1000 Bottles" VODKA MAKAROV!"
The Russian giant arrived under boos from the crowd and slowly walked to the ring where he drank a vodka bottle before slamming it on his forehead and tossing it away.
(Fruit Rush)
"And his opponent, from Cape Town, South Africa, "Fruit Rush" UBU!"
The young rookie came out with energy to positive reception as he rushed into the ring and make cool moves before posing and looking at the giant who glared at him. After he removed his jacket and tossed it in the crowd, the ref called for the bell, starting the match.
Makarov immediately charged at the little guy who rolled out of the way, letting him get into the corner. The giant turned around and swung his big arms at Ubu who swiftly ducked them thanks to his agility and tried to go for a kick, but Makarov caught his foot and smirked.
Not letting himself go, Ubu broke free with a Step-up Enzuigiri to the side of Makarov's head which only made him glare and go for a clothesline which Ubu ducked, ran in the ropes, and performed a backflip on Makarov's back before slipping outside the ring by the lower rope and daring the giant to follow him.
Falling into the trap, Makarov rushed outside the ring, just as Ubu jumped back in, messing with him. As the giant got on the apron, Ubu ran and knocked him down with a Double Handspring Kick on top of his head.
As he ran in the ropes for a Suicide Dive, Makarov suddenly jumped back on the apron and grabbed him by the throat before slamming his head on the top rope and walking back inside. Getting on top of Ubu, he delivered many violent blows to his head before throwing him to the other side of the ring twice.
He then irish whipped him so hard into a corner that the little guy received damages from the impact and fell. As Ubu rested there, Makarov charged, only for the little guy to move, let him hit his shoulder into the steel pose, and then surprised him with a Spin Kick to the head which stunned him.
The little guy then ran into the ropes, only for Makarov to surprised him with a clothesline that made him backflip. The big guy then climbed a top turnbuckle and jumped on Ubu with a Diving Headbutt before grabbing him up and applying a Vodka Slam followed by the pin.
"1!...2!...3!"
"Here's your winner, VODKA MAKAROV!"
The Russian big guy just scoffed down at the defeated Ubu as he walked out to take a vodka bottle and drank it in victory.
"Wow! That wasn't a match; it was a SQUASH match!" joey exclaimed.
"Ubu didn't stood a chance against this beast. I mean you've seen the difference in size?" Bobby asked.