Disclaimer: Um…I don't look in any way, shape, or form like JK Rowling, so please tell me again why you think I wrote the Harry Potter books…Oh yea cause I'm just cool like that.
A/N: Don't know were this one came from but it's only like a two shot, so it's very short. This chapters from James' POV so anyways enjoy. Oh and anything in italics is either a thought or something being read.
I can't believe Remus had talked us into it. A muggle coffee shop, I mean what sane wizard goes there? Oh yea us. But I mean come on. It was still a muggle coffee shop, I mean what was there to do in there, muggles were so boring. "Why are we doing this again," I asked him as we rounded the corner of 88th street.
"Cause,' Remus replied, "this place has some of the best stuff you'll ever taste, it's as good as fire whiskey, only no hangover."
Sirius shot me a look that said he obviously thought Remus had lost it. One to many transformations, but we played along with Moony anyways. Usually around the full moon he got this way, always finding the most disgusting of muggle foods good. Last month it was the cow and the…well lets just say I never looked at a piece of beef or corn the same way again after that.
As we entered the shop I was hit by a strong wave of something that smelled like burnt wood. Remus was drooling. "What'll it be guys, everything's on me." I looked around the shop. The floor was covered with green tile that was highly polished. The walls were a light yellow, with paintings by various people on them. There were wooden tables all over the place, a couch, and tons of muggle inventions. "Well, what will it be guys?"
"Just get us what ever your having Moony," said Sirius. We found ourselves a table, while Remus got the drinks. They tasted like crap, literally.
"Moony," I said half ready to hurl, "what the hell is this stuff."
"It's coffee," he replied grinning.
"Yea well," said Sirius, a look of complete and total disgusted on his face, "it taste like crap."
Moony gave Sirius a confused look. "You guys don't like it?" We all shook our heads. "Well can I have your guises?" We all forked our coffee over to Moony, and he started chugging them one after another, his confused look replaced by one of drunken stupidity. Why I didn't know. It was just weird muggles were weird.
I went back to looking around the coffee shop. It reminded me so much of that stupid tea shop in Hogsmeade that girls loved to drag guys on dates, Madam Pudifoots.
A bell rang above the door, and I turned to see who had entered. My mouth dropped, eyes popped, and I knew I was sweating. I gave a quick look at Sirius and Peter to see if they had seen me, but they were to intent on Moony, and the bet they had started to see if he would pass out before he finished his coffee.
I turned back to the three girls who had just entered. One was in a tank top, mini skirt, and some very nice hooker boots. The other just had on sneakers, jeans, and a shirt. But truthfully it was the third girl I was interested in. They didn't make them like that at were I came from. Long red hair flowed down her back, green eyes, and a smile that could nock em dead. She was dressed in a pair of dark blue jeans that went well with her light blue shirt. I took a quick glance at her butt. It was nice, real nice.
"Hiccup, I can't believe hiccup you guys didn't want these," Moony said polishing off the last of the drinks. "I put some Flames in them, hiccup."
"WHAT," roared Sirius. "I don't believe this."
The girls took a seat a couple of tables away from ours. Show time. Sirius was still screaming at Moony and even Peter looked pretty pissed. "I'll be right back," I said coolly.
"What," said Sirius shocked. "Prongs didn't you hear him. He spiked the drinks, with Flames! You know what that'll do to you." Ah Flames, it was the hardest of hard liquor, more potent that Fire Whisky, and Mclemens combined. Guarantied to get the most soberest person drunk in less than forty-five seconds flat, or so the commercial said. I judged it at about five minutes.
"I know, but I have something to attended to." I gave my hair one last ruffle, for shear coolness, and glanced back over to the red haired girl.
Sirius obviously saw me. "You've got to be kidding me Prongs. They're muggles."
"Muggles with nice butts."
Sirius slapped himself on the forehead and I headed off for the table, while trying to psyching myself out. Ok Prongs you can do this. No sweat, she's just a muggle. You made out with Amy Massy, might not have gotten all the way, but hey you still got to second base. A muggle should be easy.
The red head was deep in conversation with her friends. "Suzan how many time do I have to tell you Scott's not hot. Have you seen that thing he calls a nose. It's huge! You could start a colony on it, or at least a sky resort depending on how cold it gets up there."
I became increasingly glad that I didn't have a big nose. "Hello there," I said giving a little bow to the red haired girl, and offering my hand. "I'm James Potter."
"Um I'm Lily."
"Pleasure, I couldn't help noticing you, and just had to come over and say hi." The two other girls couldn't help but stifle their laughter. Quickly I took a seat.
"Um that's very nice and all, but…"
"Would you like to go out with me?" Shit, what the hell's wrong with you Prongs. You don't say that, at least not yet.
"Oh well, um exactly."
"Listen," I said being serious for once in my life, "I know that your probably think I'm a freak for coming over here, and all, but if you go out with me and hate it, I promise you can hit me, or slap me, or even bad mouth me to every single girl you meet, but please, please just say yes." You are the biggest prat I've ever seen. What happened to you man? When'd you sink so low?
"Oh come on Lily," said her friend Suzan urging her on, "he's not that bad."
"Yea," agreed the other friend.
"Well." She looked me straight in the eye. "Ok, but if you try anything and I mean anything,"
"You can personally kick me were…well you know were I'm going with that." All three girls giggled, and Lily gave me a smile that made my stomach do a flip-flop.
"Here," she slid a piece of paper over to me. "It's my address, pick me up at eight on Saturday."
"Eight on Saturday," I agreed. It just so happened at that moment that Remus decided to start belting out, Every Time We Touch. I turned red. "Um he has mental issues."
I gave a quick wave to the three of them and mouthed see you Saturday as I went back to help Sirius and Peter with Remus, who was trying to give some old lady a lap dance, and the worst part was she seemed to be enjoying it.
"Moony, if you come quietly I'll give you all the chocolate you can eat." It worked. The three of us managed to get him out of the shop, and back to my place without further incident. Luckily my parents weren't home.
I conjured Moony up a ton of chocolate, and placed him on my sofa. He was going to have one hell of a hang over in the morning.
Sirius was in the kitchen with Peter. "You know what Prongs we should get Moony one of those girls." I gave him a questioning look. "You know those muggle girls that stand on the corners of streets that you can pay for sex."
I burst out laughing. Peter looked like he was about to piss himself. "You mean a hooker…. Yea we should, but then what happens when my parents get home and find the two of them on their bed?"
"We'll get them a hotel," said Sirius through laughs.
"Ok" But we never did get to go find a hooker. For one thing we didn't know where to find one, for another thing, we didn't really want Moony to pick up something. So we just sat down and watched him devourer his chocolate, and it wasn't till then that I remembered the address I had shoved in my pocket. I pulled it out and read: 5048 Pelmont Drive, see you saturday and I swear if you try anything I'll do more than kill you. A smile touched my face as I started to dream about Saturday and all the fun I was going to have.
A/N: This was just a random thing. I know I already have a Lily James ff, but I wanted to write something interesting for the two, and it was going to take me forever to get there. But it was fun to write, and the next chapter will be so much funner (yes not a word deal) to write. This has to be the first chapter I wrote that I like. So review and tell me were they should go on there date. Oh did I mention that you should review or you will never get another date again in your life?