Optical Delusion

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Summary: Chad just might learn that being Mackenzie isn't as easy as it looks... Machloe/Denelope/Channy, Dedicated to SWAC4Life

A/N: Okay, I got this idea from our Twitter RPs, and it was so good I thought I'd do it. Dedicated to SWAC4Life for naming it and to sonnycentral for trying to help me name it xD

So, I hope you like it, and REVIEW!!!!! Or I'm coming after you like a spider monkey! xD

x. Prologue .x

Chad Dylan Cooper skimmed through this week's "Mackenzie Falls" script.

He honestly didn't think it made any sense at all.

He shook his head and started walking, and was greeted by his costar Chastity Ann DeWitt.

"Hello, Macke- I mean Chad." She said.

Yes, Chad's not the only one who forgets a name here and there.

"Hello, Chastity." He said, too tired to come out with a witty remark to shut her up.

"What do you think of the new script? Pretty amazing, right?" She asked him with a hair flip.

"Well, it's really… Something." Chad said, not looking up from his shoes.

"Okay, Macke-Chad." She smiled. "See you at rehearsal." And with that she skipped off ahead of him.

x.X.x.X.x

"Penelope." Chad –well Chad as playing Mackenzie- groaned.

"What?" Marta said as her character, Penelope.

"Why do you have to be like that to her? And I know it's not just because she isn't as rich as us, it's because you know that I love Sonny!"

"Cut!" The director called. "Chad, that's the third time we've had to shoot this scene, get your head together!"

"Yeah… What's so special about that Random anyway?" Skyler rolled his eyes. "She's not much to look at."

"You're one to talk, Skyler." Chad shot back.

"Dude, he's right." Ferguson said. "She's nothing special." He said, picking at a loose thread on his pants.

"Whatever." Chad said, the words of hate aimed towards Sonny hurting him just a little bit too much.

"Listen, Chad." Daren, their producer said. "Why don't you take a break? Go lie down, get some rest, then we'll try this again, okay?"

Chad nodded and reluctantly went to his dressing room.

"Gah…" He said, looking up from where he was lying on his dressing room couch, thinking about his epic failure at that day's rehearsal.

'You're such an idiot.' His mind told him repeatedly.

The only reason he was an idiot, well in his mind, was because everything just didn't make any sense.

How did he out of nowhere like some Random, and why?

And Chad had never, ever missed a line in his 16 years of life!

"It's all Sonny's fault…" He muttered to himself.

He looked at the Mackenzie Falls picture on his wall.

"If only everything were that easy." He said, half asleep. "If only real life were as easy as the Falls… If only I were Mackenzie."

And with that, he fell asleep.

x.X.x.X.x

Chad's eyes flew open suddenly, after about a half an hour of sleep, and he looked around.

"What in the-"

He wasn't at Condor Studios…

This wasn't Stage 2…

He wasn't even sure that this was anywhere in the whole country.

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Hollywood anymore…"

Yep, Chad, that's where you're right.

A/N: So… How'd you like it?

Should I continue?

Please review and I will give you a cookie. *Holds up cookies.* Now you cannot say no to that xD

-Ema