50/50 Dictionary Challenge
Kay, so I've decided to give this a try. Thanks TornAngelWings for explaining this to me. So… I don't own FFVII and erm… Here goes, I guess. Enjoi and review!
Forgery-
This was the best day of my life. My life!
But I can't tell you why. Know why? 'Cause someone might hear. So you won't know 'til they now, kay? Good. –smirks-
My fricken life. THE BEST.
They asked for my birth certificate, easily produced by yours truly. My driver's license? I don't drive, I told him. And I was being honest… mostly. My marriage certificate.
And I pulled it out. Just like that.
But the man knew his signature. He thought he knew everything. And, thinking he knew everything, he turned to his phone, and dialed. And he ruined my plan.
Or so he thought.
"Mr. Valentine? Yes, it's Mr. Darwen. From the home agency. Yes, sir. Miss Kisaragi is here, with a request. She would like to add someone else to your insurance. Yes, sir. I was wondering if you would take some time to come down here and sort it out. It shouldn't take long, sir. Thank you."
He hung up, wearing a nice smirk. And it was about to be smacked right off. By my Conformer. Because I had a plan, and a smirk, of my own. Then, he came in.
My red clad vampire came in, looking all red clad and broody and beautiful. He turned his sparkly crimson eyes on me, his expression neutral.
"Heya, Vinnie!" I grinned up at him.
"Yuffie." He said stoically… and guarded? Smart, Vinnie. But I have a plan. Do you? I didn't think so.
"What seems to be the problem, Mr. Darwen?" He asked.
"As I said, Miss Kisaragi is asking to add someone else onto your shared insurance." He said."I didn't even know you were married." He said, eyeing Cerberus, and gulping. I stifled a giggle. He looked at Vinnie, his thick brown brow furrowed.
"Yep!" I said enthusiastically, before Vinnie could respond, putting my left hand up and grabbing his, showing Mr. Darwen the rings I'd purchased (and planted) as backup.
Vincent's eyes dilated slightly. I held back another giggle.
"How long?" He asked.
"Three months!" I said elatedly.
"Congratulations, then…? I'll have your paperwork mailed back to you in the next few days, Miss Kisaragi."
"Thank you, Mr. Darwen." I batted my eyelashes, and led Vinnie out of the office- by the left hand.
"What was that?" He asked, once we were outside.
"What was what?" I asked back sweetly.
"Who were you trying to add to the insurance?"
And my plan was completed by my answer. I pecked him on the lips and said ",Your child."
And then I skipped off to go tell Tifa.
So what'd you think? Review if you want! I love you all, readers!