Harry Potter and the Long Title

by Fan Stories 2011

Harry Potter and the Order of the Sorceror's Half-blood Chamber Prisoner's Deathly Goblet of Secrets: "Harry Potter, Ron, and Hermoine get an extra year at Hogwarts! This is the best book ever! Malfoy is back!"

1. Exploding Snape

Harry Potter and the Order of the Sorceror's Half-blood Chamber Prisoner's Deathly Goblet of Secrets

"Harry Potter, Ron, and Hermoine get an extra year at Hogwarts! This is the best book ever! Malfoy is back!"

CHAPTER 1 EXPLODING SNAPE

"I hate you Harry!" said Dudley. "Avada kedavra!" said Harry. Dudley died. Dudley was a meanie. He got what he deserved.

Then, Hedwig, Harry's owl flew in the window. By that, I mean into the window. "SQRAEOCH!" said Hedwig. "oh!" said Harry as he opened the window. "Hello Hedwig." Harry saw a letter. "Oh, I got a letter from Hogwarts!"

Dear Harry Potter,

You, Ron, and Hermoine get an extra year at Hogwarts!

From,
Albus Dumbledore

"Yay!" said Harry.

At Hogwarts, it was fun. "Harry!" said Ron and Hermoine. "Let's get into trouble!" said Hermoine. "OKay!" they said. They went to the resticted girl's bathroom. "Oh No!" said Harry. "Moaning Murtle. "Moan, moan, moan." Moaned Moaning Murtle. "OH, I LOVE YOU HARRY!"Run!" Harry yelled.

Next, they went to the restricted section in the library. "What's this book?" asked Ron, pointing to a small, green book with golden writing. "Pick it up." said Harry. Ron picked it up, and opened it.

5 seconds later...

"AAHHHHGH! TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL WING" said Ron. His hands were on fire. Then they took him to the hospital wing. "His hands are melting." they told a nurse. They put hair gel on his hands. "AAAGH! IT'S NOT WORKING!" "This calls for heavy duty." said the nurse. "We will have to push you into the ocean." "Okay!" said Ron.

"1...2...3...PUSH!" WHEEEEEEEEEEEE-gurglegurgegurgle" said Ron. "Let's go back to the dormitories!" said Harry.

Harry and Ron were "playing exploding snap" in the dormitory. "Screw exploding snap!" said Ron. "Let's play exploding Snape!" "Okay but first we have to find him!" said Harry. The search to find proffesor Snape began!

"I will destroy Snape first!" said Malfoy. "MUAHAHA!" He set pixies free and they attacked Harry and Ron. "Ouch!" Proffesor Dumbledore came in and got mad. "You set the pixies free Malfoy!" "But Harry did it!" said Malfoy. "You get detention Harry!" said Dumbledore. "But we have to blow up Snape!" said Harry. "Then go do that. He's in the trophy room.

"Look at all these trophies! said Snape. "Avada kedavra!" said Harry. Snape died. "I win!" said Harry.