(Sorry if I get this wrong. I haven't watched AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses.)
Ask TLSoulDude
TL was sitting on an armchair while reading "Graphic Novels for Dummies". He looked up, started, put the book away, and pulled out a pipe (which he immediately blew three bubbles out of).
"Hello, today." TL said in a surprisingly sophisticated tone, "I'm TLSoulDude, hosting Ask TLSoulDude…in case you didn't know. This fanfiction simply exists so that I can answer any question you may ask me. Like this one from (name and address withheld)."
TL pulled out a letter, opened it, and read it.
Dear TLSoulDude,
What is the square root of pi?
Sincerely, (name and address withheld)
"Very good question. But I do not understand why pies would have square roots. But, personally, I prefer the flavors of apple, pumpkin, and blueberry."
"Next question is from (name and address withheld)…"
Dear TLSoulDude,
If a train leaves Chicago at 9:30 a.m. going at 30 miles an hour, and another train leaves Colorado at 11:30 a.m. going at the same speed, at what time will the two trains meet?
From, (name and address withheld)
"Very good question. All in all, I don't care. Because if these two trains meet, they will crash, resulting in the deaths of countless innocents."
"One more letter. THIS one is from (name and address withheld)."
Dear TLSoulDude,
Are you gay?
(Name and address withheld)
"Very good question. If you were to say that to my face, I would rip off your arms, force you to eat them, and then crucify you with their bones. I exaggerate, but seriously, I am NOT gay."
"This is TLSoulDude, saying if you have any questions, be they stupid or serious…keep 'em comin'."
TL blew a few more bubbles, then said one last thing.
"Ta-ta…"
(Seriously, if you have a question, send me a PM or put it in a review. It can be as funny or as serious as you want.)