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Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note, or its characters. They belong to Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata. I also don't own "Ten Ways to Kill Mikami Teru" or "Another 20 Ways To Kill Mikami". They belong to Monkey and Cookee.
Light awoke on Valentine's Day, happy and healthy and full of peace. But knowing how his life went, knew it wouldn't last long. He we got up, ate, bathed, and so on. The peace was maintained.
Until now.
"Light, somebody sent you flowers." L called up the stairs of the house. "At least I think it's flowers."
Light came down the stairs. "Really? From who?"
L shrugged. "I don't know. There was no card." L sat down in his usual position on a chair.
Light was baffled. Valentine's Day was today and L had given him flowers, Sachiko, Soichiro, and Sayu had given him flowers, Mello, Matt and Near did, Misa and Kiyomi did, hell, even the Task Force did!
So who the hell could this be from?
Oh no… Light had forgotten one person, one increasingly annoying person.
Mikami Teru.
He carefully stepped towards the big box wrapped with a red ribbon, scared.
He tentatively grabbed one edge of the ribbon and pulled, unwrapping it.
Light then grabbed a knife and plunged it threw the box, as if to make sure nothing was there.
When a scream reached his ears, he was surprised and expectant of it at the same time.
Opening the box, he saw a wounded Mikami Teru in a cupid outfit with a heart bow and arrow.
A card lay next to his body saying: "Light!!! I love you! Be mine! Dump your stupid boyfriend, he is not worthy of you!" And that's exactly what Mikami said.
Mello, Matt, and Near came rushing into the room.
Mello and Matt both held bats, "Who is it!? What happened!? Who do we have to kill!?" The two saw Mikami and attacked him.
Near looked at Mikami, "Oh, it is just him."
The albino walked out the room, saying, "You can hide his body in the garden, it would decompose and feed them."
The redhead teen dropped his bat, "Poor plants. Having to feed off Mikami. Poor, poor plants…"
Mello grabbed the bow and arrow from the box Mikami body was in and shot him with it.
Repeatedly.
Light picked up a small box of chocolates that were also inside the box, and held them towards Mello, "Do you want these?"
The blonde shook his head. "No thanks, Daddy."
Light raised an eyebrow, "Did you just turn down chocolate?"
"No, I turned down Mikami chocolate, probably bought from a sex shop and filled with some sort of aphrodisiac." He walked away, mumbling about how Mikami was a crazy fucker. Matt followed close behind.
L blinked. "We should probably take Near's advice and hide his body in the garden, shouldn't we?"
Light nodded. "Yeah."
And so, they did. The flowers never looked so healthy.
Later that day, Kiyomi and Sayu came over.
Sayu hugged her big brother, "Hey, Light, I haven't seem Mikami anywhere, and you hadn't called for help or anything, did something happen?"
Light smiled slightly evilly, "We won't have to worry about Mikami anymore."
Kiyomi raised an eyebrow, "Why? Did you do something, Light?"
The brunet's smile widened, "Let's just say the devil will have much fun torturing Mikami's disgusting soul."
Light never took any Valentine's Day present without a card ever again.