A/N - Hi everyone! Below are a few parodies of Inigo Montoya's famous line, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Just a little something that popped into my mind while watching the movies!
Disclaimer - I do not own Lord of the Rings or the Princess Bride.
Hello. My name is Legolas Thranduilion.
You touched my hair.
Prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Gimli, son of Gloin.
You are an elf.
Prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Gandalf the Grey.
You tried to pass.
Prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Haldir of Lothlorien.
You breathe too loudly.
Prepare to die.
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