"AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!" yelled a voice, coming from the bathroom.

I poked my head out of my bedroom door, and quickly pulled it back in, due to a, very naked, Hidan running down the hall.

"THERE'S A F***ING ARMY OF COCKROACH'S IN THE BATHTUB!" he yelled, as he continued running. "Hidan put some clothes on, seriously!" i said through the door.

"I can't sit down to enjoy a good book around here" i muttered as i shoved the book onto my bookwall (A/N: Like a giant bookshelf over one entire wall), picked up my gun, and pressed a little button on my bedside table, then the bookwall slid up and in it's place there was a display case full of guns, Yes that's right, guns.

I'm Misaki Duri, age fifteen, female, and, living in a minus ten star hotel, with nine guys, and one girl, so what?

" I'm f***ing decent " said Hidan. " You're never decent " i said, as i stepped out of my room, throwing him one of my death glares, and going over to Hidan and Kakuzu's bathroom. i went and looked into the bath tub and sat there in the middle were two fairly sizable cockroaches. i stormed over to Hidan and started yelling my head off at him about how he said there was an army but there were only two and how i was going to blast them to pieces with my fire gun but had decided to shoot him instead, witch made almost everyone come over to cheer me on, Kakuzu decided that i really should shoot him so he could have a room all to himself.

"Stop" commanded Pein "As much as Hidan annoys me i can't have any more fire damage bills coming from Mrs. Rowen" "Yes Leader-Sama" We all (mostly me) said, and all started drifting back to are rooms.

"Well that was boring" i said to Konan, a couple hours later, in my room "tell me about it" she said "i mean Pein acts all tough, but he's just a big perv, really"

"yeah" i said "wanna go annoy Itachi" "how" she said, i grinned evilly "one word" i smirked "dango"