Hello everyone who is so generous to click on this story. I am your host Alex, Jinx, i. Jinx Whatever you what to call me, you can't find me with just a nickname. And no I'm not a host like Ouran High School Host Club. That would be creepy...no raping me! And this is...

"The Death Note Talk Show"

*Applause*

L: A talk show? The whole cast is just here to get back all of our stuff!

All: Yeah!

Me: I will, I will, after I'm done with this! *whispers* except for L and Mello

L and Mello: WHAT!!!

Me: I got hungry, and i miss lunch. It's your fault for being addicted for sugar and not coming for 4 hours. It kept saying "Eat me! Eat me!"

Mello: Come here you *being hold back by Light and Matt*

Me: HA! Light is actually good for something yay~

Light: *Lets go of Mello*

Matt: Hey!

Mello: REVENGE!!!

Me: AHAHAHAHAH!!! *Hands paper to Near and runs away*

Near: Fine, I'll read the rules. Ahem

1. Keep everything t rated, i am already scar-ed for life, i don't need anymore

2. Other characters such as Misa, Mikami, etc. Will come in later chapters. Depending of the popularity and/or demands

3. You can basically do anything to us. Dares, questions, advice, singing Love Shine, anything, but just don't repeat

4. Have fun with this!

L:...I didn't like the 3rd rule

Light: Me neither...hey why isn't Jinx screaming?

Matt: Maybe Mello killed her

*Glass Box fell on top of them*

Light: What the hell!

Near: We are not animals...

*Mello falling from the sky into the box*

Matt: Mello did you have a nice fall?

Mello: Shut the F*** up

Me: Now since one of you tried to kill me. You shall all suffer and do everything the review says, and maybe I'll let you out ^^ maybe...


Okay people, send in the reviews. I will probably wait for at least 4 reviews till i make the next chapter. Meaning if there's more than 4 review already, hurry, because i might get it before i publish. I will probably have people guest star in the chapters too. Meaning friends from school and friends on Fan fiction. I don't know...I'm making this up as i go on ^^

This was brought to you by Matt

Matt: MY VIDEO GAMES ARE DYING! I NEED BATTERIES!! JINX!!! PLEASE!!!!

Because if you aren't Matt, you aren't addicted to games as much as him

REVIEW!!! Do it for the children!