Author's Notes: Hello everyone, Lucky Numbuh 7 hear. I'm glad you could join me on my first independent fanfiction, that's right Kamui won't be editing this (so don't be surprised if there's more mistakes than usual). I would like to thank xScottx and FluffleNeCharka for inspiring me to do this fanfic. I highly suggest you check out the fics "Blood Tea" and "Getting Away With Murder". I would also like to say that this may be a bit of a hectic fanfic since I will be placing Mandy In the 1963 (I think) Disney version of Alice in wonderland, while also referencing the actual book and throwing my own little twists in. Reviews are appreciated.

Rated T for: Swearing & Violence

Disclaimer: I do NOT own ANY version of Alice in wonderland, OR The grim adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Chapter 1: Down the Rabbit Hole

The warm sun beams bathed the whole town in a peaceful summer light as a soft wind seamed to caress each surrounding building and tree, signaling another beautiful morning in Endsville... at least that's what every one wanted. In truth it was partly cloudy and there was no wind to weaken the wretched heat wave that had been plaguing the town for the past three days. The townsfolk carried out there mundane lives, going on there business with a foreboding presence hanging in the air, much like a corps dangling from a noose. So in other words, it was no different then any other day in Endsville.

Mandy (now 15 years old) strolled down the sidewalk in her bright pink dress (exactly like her old dress) trying to keep her mind of the heat. "Heh heh heh.", Mandy quickly focused her attention on the source of the all to familiar giggle. Billy, who was dressed in his usual attire, was kneeling down behind a fire hydrant. Now normally Mandy would disregard this as Billy being his usual idiot self. However today was different, today Mandy was filled with something she hadn't experienced in years, curiosity. Besides, what could take her mind off the heat better than her favorite activity, abusing small minds.

"Good morning nimrod." greeted Mandy in her usual monotone voice, only to be answered by "Shh, be very quiet, I'm watching a rabbit." As Mandy rolled her eyes she noticed something, something that would be considered a strange sight even in Endsville. Strolling merrily through the town park was a 5'' tall white rabbit, dressed in a red shirt, and cream colored vest with matching trousers and carrying a box of chocolates. The rabbit then produced a lovely silver pocket watch from his front pocket and his carefree expression quickly changed to one of fear and dread. "OH MY FUR AND WHISKERS, I'M LATE!" shouted the rabbit as he dashed down the brick path. "HOLD ON COUNT CHOCULA, I'M AFTER YOUR LUCKY CHARMS!" shouted Billy as he began his pursuit, only to be grabbed and pulled back by Mandy. "It's just a large rabbit in clothes, go be an idiot somewhere else. I hear Grim needs someone to annoy him." said Mandy, shoving Billy off as she stated her order. In moments of Billy's departure Mandy's eyes widened after realizing what had just occurred, evidently Mandy's brain was not as immune to the heat as she thought. Within seconds Mandy was sprinting down the brick path, trying frantically to find the white rabbit.

After many minutes of running Mandy finds herself at the end of the brick path and standing in front of a large dead tree. Panting heavily Mandy wipes the sweat from her brow and examines a large hole at the base of the tree. She can here the sounds of panicked running echoing from inside. Following her gut feeling she begins to crawl through the dark constricting tunnel. Why am I even following this stupid rabbit she thought to herself as she crawled across the rough stone and dirt, It's so dark down here I can't even see my hand in front of my... "WOAH!" exclaimed Mandy as she began to plummet down. Mandy plunged down faster and faster, picking up speed with each second. Farther and faster down she went, and then... slower and slower. As she descended deeper into the darkness she began to slow in speed until she felt like she wasn't moving at all. For a second or so, she hung in mid air surrounded by darkness. Then she began to feel herself moving once more, a strange feeling tingling through her body. She was sure that she was falling in the same direction as she was before, so why in gods name did she feel like she was falling up? Was she delusional from being in the dark for so long? Had she fallen through the center of the earth? Was the fabric of reality simply becoming undone? She couldn't be sure, all she was sure of was that off in the distance was a dim light, and she was approaching it fast.

Flailing her arm's about Mandy tumbled in mid air until she managed to straiten herself up, she clearly prefers the concept of falling feet first as apposed to landing on her head. As she came closer to the light the whole tunnel became illuminated, and she could see that she was no longer falling through the rocky tunnel she had entered, but instead was falling down a strange hallway. She noticed the walls were covered in cream colored wallpaper with chocolate brown swirls. The walls were cluttered with hundreds of tiny lit candles and crooked pictures of saltshakers, pianos, presents, tea pots, clocks, and rabbits dressed in fancy clothes, none of which looked like the one she was after. Once again Mandy felt her fall begin to slow but this time was different, this time when stopped her feat were planted firmly on a red and yellow spiral floor in a circular room. The room it self was no different than the tunnel except that it had a small corridor leading away from it. From down the corridor Mandy could hear a door slam shut, instinctively Mandy followed the sound. At the end of the hall was a large blue door with a silver handle that took up the entire corridor. Mandy opened the door to find another, slightly smaller door behind it, and then another, and another, and another. Mandy became very annoyed and felt a scowl spread across her face as she crawled through the tunnel of door frames, as it only served to remind her of her trek through the rabbit hole that had led her to this idiotic place.

Mandy emerged from the small tunnel and into a large empty room. This room had the same wallpaper as the previous room. Mandy noticed that the room only contained a large picture of fish swimming under the sea, with a small wooden door to the right of it. Both the door and picture were on the wall opposite of Mandy. Mandy rushed forward and swiftly turned the golden doorknob. "Ouch." cried the doorknob, causing Mandy to retract her hand in shock. Two dome like objects above the knob opened up to reveal silver eyes. "Whats your hurry mam?" shouted the doorknob, using the keyhole as a mouth. "I'm trying to find the white rabbit." said Mandy, regaining her dull, slightly annoyed expression. "Oh, you mean Patrick, he just came through here. See for yourself." with that the doorknob opened his mouth wide, allowing Mandy to peek through to the other side of the door to see the white rabbit, also know as Patrick, running across a wide field so fast you'd think his ass was on fire. "Great." said Mandy "Now if you could just open I should be able to catch up to him." "Oh my no, you're much to big. Simply impassable." replied the doorknob, earning a strange glare from Mandy. "Don't you mean impossible?" corrected Mandy. "Oh my no, anythings possible here. Go ahead and try the bottle." Mandy turned to see a large glass table sitting undisturbed in the middle of the room, as if it had been there the whole time. Mandy walked over to the table and picked up a small glass bottle and began looking at it intently. "What on earth are you doing miss, drink it quickly." said the doorknob. "I'm looking it over, the way my day's been going it'll probably turnout to be filled with poison." replied Mandy before taking a drink from the bottle. It was strange. The bottle held a clear liquid, yet Mandy tasted nothing, felt nothing. Nothing that is, until she began to shrink.

Now the shot glass sized bottle appeared as though it could hold 2 liters. Mandy approached the door. "Now will you let me through?" asked Mandy who was becoming increasingly furious beneath her dull expression. "Sorry." replied the doorknob, giving a soft chuckle. "I'm locked." "What... You're Locked?" said Mandy holding back her anger with all her power. "But don't worry, you've got the key. Uh... You do have the key, don't you?" "Do I look like I have a fucking key." stated Mandy sarcastically, gritting her teeth as she fought a loosing battle to control her rage. "Don't tell me you left it up on the table? Look, there it is." Mandy turned to the table just I time to see a key appear seemingly out of nowhere. This was the last straw. "You couldn't have told me that BEFORE I DRANK THAT STUPID POTION! NOW HOW AM I SUPOSE TO GET UP THERE!" shouted Mandy, revealing her fiery rage that she had tried so hard to hide. "Calm down. You could try the box." said the worried doorknob. Like clockwork an exquisite red box with golden trim appeared at her feat. Mandy opened the box to find dozens of oddly shaped cookies, all with the words Take Me printed on them in icing. Mandy followed the instructions and ate a cookie. Immediately Mandy began to grow until her body had filled the room, jamming her right foot up against the door, and causing her left foot to break into the picture of the fish. In addition this caused her already large scowl to double in size. From below her right foot Mandy was able to hear a muffled sound. "De Bodle, OOSE DE BODLE!" Quickly deciphering the messages meaning, Mandy picked up the bottle between her thumb and finger and quickly drained the remaining ¾ of of the strange liquid. Just as quickly as she had became huge, Mandy shrank and plummeted to the floor, landing in the empty bottle that was now twice her size. As soon as she realized what had happened, water began to flood into the room through the hole in the picture. Within the blink of an eye water filled the large room, and as the doorknob opened his mouth to scream in fear, Mandy was swept out through the key hole and into a large ocean.

It had all happened so fast that it took Mandy a moment to fully comprehend what had happened. "Stupid doorknob wasting my time, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DROWN!" shouted Mandy in frustration. Mandy looked around through the walls of the glass bottle at the vast empty ocean, before taking a seat. She let out a defeated sigh as her scowl once again returned to her face. "This can't possible get any worst."

End of Chapter 1.

Fun Facts:

The doorknobs constant use of the phrase "Oh my no" is a reference to one of my favorite futurama characters, Professor. Farnsworth.

The reason I have decided to name the white rabbit Patrick is because St. Patrick's day takes place during March. This is a reference to the March Hare (but you probably figured that out.)

Originally I was going to have the door say "Goodbye Patrick" to Mandy, implying that he calls everyone Patrick and implying that Patrick is his name. I then decided it was needlessly complicated and that the "reference" works better as the white rabbits name.

This is the first time I've ever been able to use one of my favorite phrases "Like Clockwork"

I love the way it just roles off the tongue.

The cookies that all say "Take Me" is a reference to the Disney film where one of the pastries in the box (I only think there cookies) says "Take Me". I always thought it was a subtle drug reference. Though I could be entirely wrong.

Thanks for reading :)