The Random Tales of Randomland: The Harry Potter
By: Nikkitusa
Summary: Really just a collection of the weirdest things that come to my mind involving characters from Harry Potter.
Disclaimer: No, okay! No! I don't own Harry Potter! I'm not J.K. Rowling, okay? Yeesh!
WARNING: If you are not accustomed to complete randomness and total insanity. TURN BACK IMMEDIATELY! From here on out, there will be nothing be crazy peoples and incoherent comedy. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO TURN BACK!
Chapter 1: The Adventures of Prongs, Moony, and the Big Bunny
One day at Hogwarts Wizarding School
Prongs: Moony, did you tell Evans I liked her?
Moony: Yeah. So?
Prongs: Okay then...
Ahem... Ahem...
(subtly points to a giant knife-wielding assassin behind him)
(assassin yawns)
Prongs: Did you just yawn?
Assassin: Nooooooooo
Prongs: How could you yawn? You're supposed to scare him, not make him laugh!
Assassin: But I didn't...
Prongs: YAAAAAAA! (charges assassin, steals his knife, and begins stabbing him)
Assassin: Hey! That tickles!
Prongs: (looks at knife and pokes his finger)
You brought a fake knife to scare him?
What is wrong with you? YOU'RE FIRED!
Assassin: (timidly) Can I have my knife back?
Prongs: NO!
Assassin: (squeals and runs away)
Prongs: Okay, I'm gonna need a new threat. Wait right here!
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...
Moony: He did realize that he could have just hexed me... right?
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Prongs: (brings back a huge bunny) MWAHAHAHA!
Fear the big bunny!
Moony: ...
Prongs: You're not scared of him?
Moony: Not really
Prongs: (sighs) It worked on Paddy...
Fine. I'll threaten you later. Just stay right here, K?
Moony: Yeah... Right
Prongs: (whirls around) THAT'S MY LINE!
(stabs Moony with fake knife)
Both: (look down)
Prongs: Right. Umm... I'm gonna run away screaming now... K?
BYE! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Moony: ...
(looks at bunny)
Bunny: (looks at Moony)
Background: (Padfoot running across, screaming, followed by Prongs wielding the fake knife) Prongs: You said that the big bunny would scare him! Get back here Padfoot!
The End! What do you think? Keep on checking because I will be adding more chapters.
Please oh please review! It will give me inspirations and you guys could also give me some more random ideas. I have another 4 ideas, but after that, I have nothing, so please let me know of anything hilarious you can think of! I will try to update soon, so keep checking... and reviewing!
But until then, please enjoy the idea of Padfoot whacking himself repeatedly.