Know your stars – Bleach Style!
Summary: Time to torture the Bleach characters! Warning: Severe randomness and severe OOC'ness ahead.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, but I can torture them XD
Ichigo Kurosaki
"Know your stars, stars, stars…"
"Who's there?!"
"Ichigo Kurosaki…he picks his nose"
"I do not! That's gross!"
"Suuuure you don't."
"I don't!"
"Ichigo Kurosaki…he likes cheerleading."
"WHAT?! That's not true!"
"Then how do you explain this? (pulls out picture of Ichigo cheerleading)"
"That's just a picture of some cheerleader guy with my head pasted on."
"Are you sure about that?"
"There's a white border from where you cropped my head from another photo."
"Or so it seems."
"Whatever."
"Ichigo Kurosaki…he's got a fetish for stuffed animals"
Kon: "You WHAT!? Sicko!!"
"That's not true!!"
"Ichigo Kurosaki…he has pictures of naked women under his bed."
"I'm not listening to you anymore!"
"…especially pictures of Rukia."
Suddenly, Byakuya pops out of the shadows. "ICHIGO!!"
"She's making it up!!"
"I thought you weren't listening anymore…"
"Shut up!"
Byakuya pulls outs his zanpakuto. "You've insulted my sister's honor…now I will kill you!"
"I told you, it's not true!"
"Chire! Senbonzakura!"
"AAAAAH!!!"
So Byakuya beats up Ichigo for awhile.
"Now you know Ichigo Kurosaki!"
"NO! They don't know ANYTHING about me!!!"
Mwuahahaha…Rukia's up next and Byakuya's on deck.