This is my first fanfic so do be kind with reviews. The first few chapters are liable to changes. If you like this story I will attempt to post new chapters every other week. For reviewers, if you want something to happen in the story leave a suggestion and I'll see if I can work it to the story (I intend this to be both a work of my own and my audience). Disclaimer: I don't own the Artemis Fowl series.

Artemis sat at his desk in the middle of the night. He wore a set of dark blue pajamas. His open laptop was the only source of light in his room. Artemis sat back in his leather-cushioned chair and reread his latest entry in his diary.

It has been six months since my spirit was returned to a human body and in that time I have recovered the majority of my memory. Though there are a few minor details that continue to elude me. Chess moves, book quotations, French restaurants with the best caviar, that sort of thing. I have had Butler, Mother, and Holly to help me along the way. Their stories and the reviewing of my previous diary entries have nearly completely cured my amnesia. Holly's kidnapping, the Goblin Rebellion and my father's rescue, Opal's revenge plot, the journey to rescue the Demon race from Limbo, my journey with Holly through time, dealing with Atlantis Complex and Turnball Root, and most of my most recent adventure dealing with Opal for the final time. Though the journey has not been without trial. The reliving of these memories brought about a relapse of Atlantis Complex. Dr. Argon was far from being thrilled at my admittance for treatment. My alternate identity Orion seemed to be excessively affectionate toward Holly than my last affliction. Though she understood, I could tell, as I became my normal self she was not entirely comfortable around me. But what bothers me the most is that it took Orion for my feelings to show…

Artemis gazed at his computer screen for what seemed like forever. He was unsure of what else he should put into his entry. He rubbed his swore neck, stood from his chair, and walked into his bathroom. He flicked the lights on and turned the hot water on in the sink. He cupped his hands and splashed the warm water onto his face. He grabbed a towel off the rack and dried his face. Artemis took a moment to look at the young man gazing back from the mirror. It was a reflection that he no longer recognized.

Foaly had done an obviously exceptional job at growing his new body but there were changes that Artemis wasn't exactly fond of. Artemis had "died" with a body around the age of fifteen, younger than he should have been thanks to the time jump to Limbo but Foaly had done the courtesy of ageing his body a bit closer to his true age. He now stood at a height of five feet eight inches. But the now seventeen-year-old face was one Artemis did not know. It wasn't quiet the same face he had when he "died". Yes it was his face but had a difference that he could not place. In a manner his face didn't seem as worn as his old face. It was as if the effects from adventures of the past six years had never happened. Foaly had also done some upgrading to his internal systems. He now had a fitness level comparable to a triathlon athlete. But one noticeable difference he dreaded was his eyes. Two piercing blue eyes stared back at him from the mirror. He greatly missed the hazel eye he had accidentally received from Holly during the time jump of Hybras. It was something that made him close to a friend he valued. Someone he cared for. Artemis' memories shot back to when he and Holly were attempting to rescue the lemur to save his mother but more specifically the moment when Holly kissed him. Oh how Artemis long to relive that moment. When their lips met and Artemis could imagine that Holly loved him as much as he loved her.

He then noticed that he was playing with the gold coin necklace Holly had given him. "Damn this puberty!" thought Artemis. A side effect of the rapid ageing for making a clone was he had to deal with an excessive amount of hormones flooding his body.

But was it the hormones making him think this way? Artemis tried to explain away these emotions He was Artemis Fowl II, criminal mastermind and certifiable genius he was above the feelings of normal people. But why did his mind always keep drifting to this impossible fantasy? The fact that he was human and she was fairy should have quelled his feelings but Holly was the only woman Artemis felt open to. In truth Holly was one of the only women who he had developed a relationship with. Artemis had made an attempt to develop something more than friendship with Minerva Paradizo a few months ago but nothing had ever been able to grow out of it. Artemis' heart kept returning to Holly.

Artemis left the bathroom to make another attempt at completing his entry. Artemis sat for what seemed to be eternity. Artemis closed his screen to save the journal for another time. He then climbed into bed and quickly fell into slumber.

Artemis' mind shifted through a dozing state trying to relax in his bed. But something was wrong. His mattress felt completely wrong. The smell of his room was off. Artemis also notice heart monitor beeped in the background. He cracked his eyes to take in the unknown environment. He was in a hospital in Haven. What was he doing here? How did he get here?

Artemis quickly looked around the room and found his friend Holly looking down at him. "Holly, what is going on?" Artemis hastily questioned, "What am I doing here? How did I get? What…" Holly put a hand over his mouth to stop the flow of panic questions.

"It's ok." Holly replied, "You had a seizure in the middle of the night. Butler thought it had to do with your clone body so he called me and had you brought down here as fast as possible." Holly leaned in closer to him and whispered, "I'm just glad you're all better" and planted a very affectionate kiss on his lips.

Artemis recoiled in surprise. In a frantic voice he said, "Holly where did that come from?" The young man paused a quick moment and came to a conclusion, "This is a dream"

"Well of course it is genius," the fiction Holly replied while climbing onto the hospital bed to straddle his lap. "But what you should be considering is do you really want to wake from it?" Artemis could only shake his head no. "Just what I thought" Holly said and leaned in for another kiss.

Holly locked lips with Artemis in such passion his breath caught in his throat

Artemis shot up, awake in his bed, "Damn this puberty!" he cursed.