Disclaimer: I do not own Atlus or Shin Megami Tensei.

A/N: Oh, dear...this is purposely Anti-Souji X Naoto, and terribly OOC, because Naoto is a dirty whore. And probably badly-written, but it was on purpose, alright?!!

I kinda hate Naoto, and at the same time I like her...it's complicated...

Souji Seta was walking through the school hallway, minding his own business, when he heard a strange sound come from behind him. That sound, to be exact, was none other than Naoto Shirogane, in all of her perverseness. Closing his eyes shut, Souji walked at a faster pace this time, pretending he didn't notice her presence.

"...Souji..."

A shiver crawled up Souji's spine as he felt a pair of soft hands press against his back. 'Oh god...oh god no...'

"...Souji..." the voice purred again, this time much closer. It was definitely Naoto.

Sweating up a storm, Souji gulped. "W...What is it...?" He came to a stop, which was a mistake in itself. He felt the hands slide further down along his waist, until they etched slowly over towards his crotch.

"...I really, really want to feel your penis deep inside of me..." Naoto hissed.

"Uh...uh...s-sorry," Souji stammered as he tried to move Naoto's greedy hands away from his privates, "I...I can't...ever...at all...never with you...okay? We can still be friends..."

"But, Souji..." Naoto whined.

"...What?"

"Turn around...please..."

Sighing, Souji did as requested...and was horrified to find Naoto stripping right before his eyes. By this point, she was already down to her lingerie, and was beginning to unhook her bra when Souji grabbed her arm to stop her.

"W...W...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!" The silver-haired teen screamed at her.

Naoto blinked a few times. "I'm...getting ready for sex..."

"WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX!!!"

"...We're not?"

Souji shook his head. "No! We're not! Listen, Naoto...just...just put your clothes back on, and we can forget this ever happened...okay?"

"I...I...NO! I WON'T!!!" Naoto snapped back, much to Souji's surprise.

Naoto didn't plan on following orders so easily, however. Leaning down in front of Souji, she forcibly tried to push her face into the young man's crotch, hoping to pull out his dick with her very lips. Souji grabbed the sex-crazed bluenette by the head to push her away, but she wasn't giving up without a fight. Unsnapping the boy's pants with her tongue, Naoto dipped her head inside, and Souji cringed as he felt her tongue gently touch the very tip of his penis.

"Give me sex!!! Give me sex!!! I want to suck on your dick all day and all night!!! I want your cum inside me!!!! I always thought that family and friendship and becoming an acclaimed detective were the most important things in my life...but I was wrong!!! It's sex!!! I need sex to survive!!! Give me sex!!! Give it to me NOW, Souji Seta!!!!" Naoto screamed feverishly like a spoiled child.

'Jesus Christ, this girl needs some mental help...!!!' Souji realized. Finally knocking Naoto down to the floor, Souji spun around and ran off as fast as he could, not daring to look back even once. Sitting up, Naoto stared at the young man's fleeting form, and licked her lips lustfully.

'Ohhh...I love the ones who put up a fight...' Naoto thought, smirking.

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Souji really felt like he had just dodged a bullet back there, he did. Now he had a good excuse to tell his parents to explain why he had personally chosen to become gay...