I sat at my desk, looking of the moral papers. Getting slightly
depresses. It was not good moral had taking a plummet after the last
round of colds. Carter came charging in about that time. Causing me to
almost dive for cover. I watch as Carter carefully closed the door
behind him.
"Sir. Sir. I think I'm sick. But I don't want to go home. There just hamsters. I can handle them." he said in one breath.
"Cater calm down." I said coming around the desk, "sit and tell me why you think your sick," I heisted comprehend the second part of the sentence. "And what do hamsters haft to do with it." Cater sat down slightly relived.
"Well, Private Maxwell in barracks 22 was telling me how he sometimes see little hamster that hold up signs telling him he should or should do stuff." Carte seem to hesitated a second. "Now I see them to. Mostly Francis and George." I took this all in as went back to my seat.
"You named them?" I asked surprised.
"No Maxwell named them. there's a bunch of them. Francis and George are the most common ones. One is the repress hamster that appears when you think something that should not be said. And the other one is the 'Oh crap' hamster that appears to some up a bad situation." Carter quickly explained, then gave me these puppy dog look that said pleas don't send me back. I opened my mouth to tell him to pack that he's going home, he's finally broken down. But then running across the desk cam a little hamster in a American air force outfit holding up a little sign that said 'Repress' he then thru him self on the miniature bomb that had appeared when I thought that last thought. It explode, throwing him, another hamster came running by and held up a sign that said 'just over active imagination, nothing to worry about.'
It seemed like a good idea. So I told Carter as much. He hopped up "thanks sir, I knew you know what to do." about that time another hamster dressed as Shultz came waddling up holding a sign that said 'I know nothing' he went over to the repress hamster, and helped him up.
"Hey Carter," I said taking my cue from the sign. All three hamster and Carter looked at me."Just don't got telling every one about the hamsters. Not every one will understand." Carter nodded and left. I shook my head a another hamster came walking past wearing one of those walking billboard signs on the front it said 'whow.' he kept wiping his brow. On the back it said 'that was close'"Be gone, all of you." I wisped. Now I'm going nuts. They all left, I got back to my repots, forgetting about the hamsters.
.
That is till Kinch came in. As soon as Kinch came, in a hamster wearing a British uniform, came up holding a small tea cup in one hand and a sign that said 'mission' in the other. He then walked off before I could do anything to him.
"Mission sir." Kinch hand me note that had the mission on it. As I read it another hamster pulled him self over the top of the note. He held up a sign that said 'oh shit.' he then dropped that as I continued reading. And held up another one that said 'never mind' after I read that he spun it around so I could read the back 'dammit' was in big letters. Witch summed up the mission nicely.
"Sir. Sir. I think I'm sick. But I don't want to go home. There just hamsters. I can handle them." he said in one breath.
"Cater calm down." I said coming around the desk, "sit and tell me why you think your sick," I heisted comprehend the second part of the sentence. "And what do hamsters haft to do with it." Cater sat down slightly relived.
"Well, Private Maxwell in barracks 22 was telling me how he sometimes see little hamster that hold up signs telling him he should or should do stuff." Carte seem to hesitated a second. "Now I see them to. Mostly Francis and George." I took this all in as went back to my seat.
"You named them?" I asked surprised.
"No Maxwell named them. there's a bunch of them. Francis and George are the most common ones. One is the repress hamster that appears when you think something that should not be said. And the other one is the 'Oh crap' hamster that appears to some up a bad situation." Carter quickly explained, then gave me these puppy dog look that said pleas don't send me back. I opened my mouth to tell him to pack that he's going home, he's finally broken down. But then running across the desk cam a little hamster in a American air force outfit holding up a little sign that said 'Repress' he then thru him self on the miniature bomb that had appeared when I thought that last thought. It explode, throwing him, another hamster came running by and held up a sign that said 'just over active imagination, nothing to worry about.'
It seemed like a good idea. So I told Carter as much. He hopped up "thanks sir, I knew you know what to do." about that time another hamster dressed as Shultz came waddling up holding a sign that said 'I know nothing' he went over to the repress hamster, and helped him up.
"Hey Carter," I said taking my cue from the sign. All three hamster and Carter looked at me."Just don't got telling every one about the hamsters. Not every one will understand." Carter nodded and left. I shook my head a another hamster came walking past wearing one of those walking billboard signs on the front it said 'whow.' he kept wiping his brow. On the back it said 'that was close'"Be gone, all of you." I wisped. Now I'm going nuts. They all left, I got back to my repots, forgetting about the hamsters.
.
That is till Kinch came in. As soon as Kinch came, in a hamster wearing a British uniform, came up holding a small tea cup in one hand and a sign that said 'mission' in the other. He then walked off before I could do anything to him.
"Mission sir." Kinch hand me note that had the mission on it. As I read it another hamster pulled him self over the top of the note. He held up a sign that said 'oh shit.' he then dropped that as I continued reading. And held up another one that said 'never mind' after I read that he spun it around so I could read the back 'dammit' was in big letters. Witch summed up the mission nicely.
"Let me think about it." Kinch nodded and left me. I decided to leave the office hoping the hamsters would not follow me.
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i did not think up the idea of the hamsters with signs. This was bowered from a Gundam Wing fanfic. As soon as I can find the story again I will note the story and author. This is slight Crossover because Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing makes a small cameo. But I had to get the idea to Hogan some how. :)