Hi everyone
This is my funny fic so have fun
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot
Chapter one: Coco puffs anyone?
Fred and Gorge Weasley looked out at the black castle that was quickly approaching from out of the window in the coach. The castle looked evilly alive as if it had become human in the moonlight.
"Blimey" whispered Fred "I reckon that Old Voldemort got this at a great discount so much better than his last place!"
"That's for sure the pink and white carpeting was hell to clean when he tortured people on it. Not to mention pink is not a proper color for an evil lord trying to take over the world. This place is so much better, I bet Melissa likes it better too." Replied his twin, George.
"Melissa sure is evil though; I can't wait till we all go back to Hogwarts and Voldemort let's us take over the school." Giggled Fred
"Fred look we're here I can't wait to meet Uncle Voldie last time we saw him was at the family picnic when he tried to light mom's hair on fire. Ahhhhh those were good time weren't they Fred" Sighed George in mock sadness
" That the they were George me old boy, that they were. But these times will be better" Fred laughed manically.
" Look here comes Uncle Voldie and Melissa to greet us"
As Fred and George slid out of the ultra sleek pink carriage they were greeted by hugs from Voldemort and his daughter Melissa.
"Melissa and I were just settling in for a wonderful game of how to take over the world. Would you like to play?"
"We'd love to Uncle Voldie! By the way have you managed to take over Canada yet?"
"Yes they have started to buy out highly addictive eggnog by the gallon soon Canada will be ours." Voldemort laughed evilly.
"Uncle, George and I have had the simply the most spiffing idea on how to take over South America. First we make lots of Christmas cake and we put an additive charm on it so the leaders eat it and presto we have them at our mercy." Fred explained
"Ohh daddy that sounds so deliciously evil, we simply must do it!" Squealed Melissa
"Of course we will precious. It really is a wonderful plan." Smiled Voldemort "I'm so glad you are turning out to be evil unlike your brother Harry, but that might be because he was brainwashed at a very young age."
"Spiffing" cried Fred and George in exitment
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot
Chapter one: Coco puffs anyone?
Fred and Gorge Weasley looked out at the black castle that was quickly approaching from out of the window in the coach. The castle looked evilly alive as if it had become human in the moonlight.
"Blimey" whispered Fred "I reckon that Old Voldemort got this at a great discount so much better than his last place!"
"That's for sure the pink and white carpeting was hell to clean when he tortured people on it. Not to mention pink is not a proper color for an evil lord trying to take over the world. This place is so much better, I bet Melissa likes it better too." Replied his twin, George.
"Melissa sure is evil though; I can't wait till we all go back to Hogwarts and Voldemort let's us take over the school." Giggled Fred
"Fred look we're here I can't wait to meet Uncle Voldie last time we saw him was at the family picnic when he tried to light mom's hair on fire. Ahhhhh those were good time weren't they Fred" Sighed George in mock sadness
" That the they were George me old boy, that they were. But these times will be better" Fred laughed manically.
" Look here comes Uncle Voldie and Melissa to greet us"
As Fred and George slid out of the ultra sleek pink carriage they were greeted by hugs from Voldemort and his daughter Melissa.
"Melissa and I were just settling in for a wonderful game of how to take over the world. Would you like to play?"
"We'd love to Uncle Voldie! By the way have you managed to take over Canada yet?"
"Yes they have started to buy out highly addictive eggnog by the gallon soon Canada will be ours." Voldemort laughed evilly.
"Uncle, George and I have had the simply the most spiffing idea on how to take over South America. First we make lots of Christmas cake and we put an additive charm on it so the leaders eat it and presto we have them at our mercy." Fred explained
"Ohh daddy that sounds so deliciously evil, we simply must do it!" Squealed Melissa
"Of course we will precious. It really is a wonderful plan." Smiled Voldemort "I'm so glad you are turning out to be evil unlike your brother Harry, but that might be because he was brainwashed at a very young age."
"Spiffing" cried Fred and George in exitment