Hypotheses

I told him I love him and he slapped me.

I told him I love him and he stopped talking to me.

I told him I love him and he cried.

I told him I love him and he laughed me out of the room.

I told him I love him and he coughed.

I told him I love him and he drew his sword.

I told him I love him and he walked away.

I told him I love him and he couldn't answer.

I told him I love him and he took it the wrong way.

I told him I love him and he didn't hear me.

I told him I love him and he pushed me away.

I told him I love him and he crossed himself.

I told him I love him and he said thank you.

I told him I love him and he nodded.

I told him I love him and he swore.

I told him I love him and he never looked up.

I told him I love him and he covered his face.

I told him I love him and he thought I meant comrades.

I told him I love him and he rubbed his eyes.

I told him I love him and he slammed the door shut.

I told him I love him and he stared past me.

I told him I love him and he shook his head no.

I told him I love him and he corrected with "my sister".

I told him I love him and he asked me to repeat myself.

I told him I love him and he shouted.

I told him I love him and he played with his hands.

I told him I love him and he had to sit down.

I told him I love him and he complemented my poem.

I told him I love him and he rolled his shoulder.

I told him I love him and he hurt me.

I told him I love him and he asked for a moment alone.

I told him I love him and he started to shake.

I told him I love him and he checked my temperature.

I told him I love him and he lost control.

I told him I love him and he said one of us had to leave.

I told him I love him and he killed himself.

I told him I love him and he retold the joke and retold the joke.

I told him I love him and he was sleeping.

I told him I love him and he smiled.

I told him I love him and he cried onto my shoulder.

I told him I love him and he didn't ask why.

I told him I love him and he kissed me.

I told him I love him and he told me it was okay.

I told myself I love him and I haven't slept for days.