-Disclaimer, I am not George Lucas, I do not own the rights to starwars, I am not richer than God. Rated M - just in case.
Just a small one shot that may grow, but for now is complete.
Starmail - Episode IV - SithSpam!
"Princess! The Death Star will be able to fire in 30 seconds..".
"Keep on Target!" "Use the Force Luke..."
Princess Leia! You've received a new e-mail from Imperial-net...
Oh what the Sith...might as well...about to die anyways...
To: Princess
From: Sithlord
Subject: "Does your Lightsaber Measure Up?"
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From: Princess
To: Sithlord
Subject: Re: "Does your Lightsaber Measure Up?"
Vader, I've always wondered why you were so jealous of Bail. Unfortunately I now know the truth!
-Leia
To: Princess
From: SithLord
Does the Girth of your man's Light Saber fail to meet expectations, If so, then he needs
Bantha Extract Pills!, The only known remedy, to put the Force back into his Lightsaber!
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"I have you now!"
"You Have Mail!"
Vader quickly read's his e-mail before killing the bug...err Rebel...
"What!" Exclaims Vader.
-" Alright Kid Let's Blow this thing and Go Home!"