Like a Whiff of Amortentia
Summary: My Uncle George is a freakin' genius. I don't know how he did it but I have to hand it to him; how in the world did he manage to create a mutant perfume spray of Amortentia and Polyjuice Potion?
Thank you to all the people who have reviewed, faved and read my other stories! Anyway, on with this story. This is a Scorose thingie I whipped up when I found the idea on my iPod. Enjoy! Title inspiration is from a Dramione wallpaper a saw.
Disclaimer: I don't own HP. J.K. Rowling does. I own the Amortentia Perfume Spray! Not really...would be awesome if I did but I kinda do have it! You'll find out later in the story! Death by suspense...(evil genius laugh)
Dear Rosie,
I have enclosed a brand-new full-size product for you to try, fresh from Weasley Wizard Wheezes on Diagon Alley! Yeah, I'm gonna skip all the official stuff now.
Guess what the product is? Can you smell it? Probably not, I sealed it in 3 layers of plastic just in case Errol II dropped it. Merlin, he's even lazier than the first Errol. And the Errol I was ANCIENT.
Anyway the product is (drumroll please) Amortentia Perfume Spray! So I bet you're wondering how to use it, eh? Got any guys to impress, eh Rosie Posie?
All you have to do is take a hair of the person you like (got anyone in mind?) and put it in the bottle. The liquid will change colour and then you will smell exactly like what attracts the person of your interest a.k.a. the scents they smell in their Amortentia.
I want you to trial it for a month and send me back the results ASAP. So no pressure or anything.
Love, Uncle George
PS: Give Errol II double the treats; he has a long journey back.
You know, I think my uncle forgets who I am sometimes. Amortentia Perfume Spray. Yeah, there's a couple things wrong with that sentence.
1. Amortentia. My cousin, Lily, two years younger than me, is obsessed with boys. She's always asking me if I know anything about love potions or bugging Domi about beauty charms.
2. Perfume Spray. I don't wear perfume. Like ever. Apart from deodorant (which, honestly, everyone should wear) I don't wear any extra beauty stuff. I've never really been fussed about how I look. That role always went to Lily.
So, yeah, if it weren't for my name on the envelope, I would have thought Errol II mistook me for Lily. Weasley hair and everything. But, being the curious girl I am, I'll give it a whirl. Hopefully it lives up to everything Uncle George claims it to be.
Okay, I can't take the pressure anymore. I'm coming clean.
I might have a teeny, tiny, little crush on my cousin's best friend. No, not Lily best friend! No, why would I like Victoire's husband? (who also happens to be her best friend.) Who do you think I am?
Wait, rewind, I think I should have explained myself better seeing as I have around 50 billion cousins.
I might have developed an incy, wincy, little crush on Albus's best friend.
Yeah, that guy. The one whose father my father hates and who constantly tries to beat me in every class we have together. The guy who's in Albus's unlikely house. That arrogant git who can actually be quite the charmer when he wants to be. Yeah, him. The blond one with that aggravating smirk on his face.
Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy. And yes I know his full name. I'm not a stalker!
So…that was chapter 1! I didn't plan this to be multi-chapter! I didn't even plan this at all! I just think it'd work better as a multi-chapter or a two/three-shot instead of a one-shot. I have no idea how many more chapter's there'll be so keep checking for updates! Please R&R! What did you think?
~CharmedAnodite
PS: I know it was really short. I like writing short stuff. Short and sweet. As soon as a upload this I will start writing the next chap so I hope to get it up ASAP!