Games we play, a naruto fanfic

Games we play

I Don't own Naruto, nor do i own Romper Room (who remembers that one?)

Orochimaru extended his tongue to grab the loudmouthed blonde brat. This time he would kill him, rather than just put a seal on him.

'Ugh!'

Just before the tongue would grab him, Naruto's hand shot up and grabbed the tongue, wincing slightly since the saliva seemed to burn. Looking at Orochimaru, he smiled.

Orochimaru was shocked. In all these years, no one had ever managed, or really tried, to grab his tongue, yet this genin had managed it. He nearly fell when the boy yanked on the tongue. Unsurprisingly, it hurt. A lot.

Tightening his grip, Naruto wrapped the tongue once around his wrist before grabbing it again. Looking at Orochimaru, he smiled.

The smile turned into a smirk as he yanked hard on the caught tongue. Although strong enough to hold on to the tree, Orochimaru didn't want to lose his tongue so he let go. After all, what could this boy do to a sannin like him.

Naruto drew his right hand back ready, the tongue going slack as his target approached.

WHAM!!

Orochimaru flew backwards. Naruto had put his whole body into the punch and it showed.

YURGH!!

As Orochimaru flew through the air, he reached the limit of his tongue, just as Naruto yanked back again. It felt like his tongue was going to be ripped out.

WHAM!

Again Orochimaru did a bird imitation, but this time he saw as the brat yanked back on his tongue.

WHAM!

If Jiraiya, Tsunade and Sarutobi, who knew the true horror of this human yo-yo could see this, they would be amazed, once they stopped laughing. And that would take a long time.

WHAM!

Ten Minutes Later

Orochimaru was cross-eyed, both eyes were black and blue, his nose was broken and don't even think about his tongue. Focussing his bleary eyes, Orochimaru noticed with horror that the boy did not even look tired.

In fact he was smiling.

If Sakura saw that smile, she would turn around and walk away.

If Sasuke saw that smile, he would walk, quickly, to the Uchiha sector, barricade himself into his room, and hide under his bed wrapped in his blankie.

Both had seen what Naruto could do when in this kind of mood.

WHAM!

Naruto was thinking. Hard as it was for many to believe, Naruto put a lot of effort into his pranks and payback.

WHAM!

This was fun.

WHAM!

But it could be better.

WHAM!

Naruto looked around, and noticed a number of shocked ninja's in the crowd now surrounding him. Despite the damage to his face, the clothes Orochimaru was wearing, along with his pale skin, made identifying him easy.

He had an audience.

WHAM!

The grin on his face grew, and, if anything, became more sinister.

Barely conscious, Orochimaru shuddered.

WHAM!

Naruto remembered a game he had seen some of the civilian children doing using an inflatable ball tied to a piece of elastic. It had apparently come from a television program from long ago.

WHAM!

There were several civilian children in the group surrounding him, and they started to clap along as Naruto began to, of all things, sing as he punched.

Punch

Punch the teme

Punching's so much fun

Use your wrist

Your hand

Your fist

And keep it on the run

Now fully unconscious, Orochimaru would have been terrified as the children started yelling 'Do it again!'.

The next morning, a crowd had gathered to walk by the post near the Hokage's tower. Orochimaru was hogtied with his own tongue, which was now around 15 feet long.

His face was almost unrecognisable, but he was conscious, and terrified.

The source of his terror was the sign hanging above him. It was a simple sign, but guaranteed pain and humiliation.

It said;

'See the amazing human yo-yo!'

Next show 3pm.