Women, only the finest looking women in the tiniest outfits swarming around a familiar blond man. Massaging, feeding, fanning, and serving his every whim. Each calls him their lover and would spend eternity with him. The man's only response is a grin that spreading from ear to ear. He appears to be getting quiet comfortable and gets up and starts dancing with the women to the music that appears out of nowhere. A tall, thin, women with well developed curves dances up close to him and whispers, "Why aren't ya ready to flamin' go?"
The man, perplexed by her question replies, "Go where? I don't want to go. How about we kiss instead?" He puckers up his lips awaiting for her lips to press upon his.
*SNIKT*
Robert Drake's eyes snap open upon hearing the claws being let out of a certain little man with a huge temper. Bobby's eyes glance over to the side of his room and sure enough, posed to kill, in the doorway is Logan.
"Ya better not have asked me to kiss ya!" Logan growls.
Bobby quickly unpuckers his lips and climbs out of his bed quickly, revealing his Spiderman boxers. "S...s...s...sorry! It was a dream! HONEST! PLEASE YOU GOTTA BELEEVE ME!" Bobby begs.
Raising his eyebrow at Bobby, he sheathes his claws, "I kinda figured as much, Bub, But you gotta stop having these dreams about Gambit. He and Rogue are together so I doubt that they are in any mood to break up because of your silly little crush on Gambit."
Bobby's mouth drops open. "You. Think. I. Like. Gambit."
"Everyone does, bub, that's nothing new."
"I AM NOT GAY!"
"You don't have to pretend we all know Bobby. Now get your FREAKIN ass up to the danger room." Logan answers gruffly and exits the room.
Bobby stands, literally, freezes beside his bed, completely shocked.
~*~LATER THAT DAY~*~
"That was a complete and total accident! I SWEAR! I tried to get out of the way of the laser beams flying at my head. I never meant to land on top of Gambit! HONEST!" Bobby said, trying to plead innocence. A few eyeball rolls later, Bobby plops himself on a kitchen chair, a motion that is repeated by the rest of his teammates. When Gambit strolls into the room, Bobby's chair legs give out and he falls right in front of Gambit. Gambit looks at Bobby, scared as hell and runs out of the room.
"See what I mean, Bub. You like Gambit."
"I DO NOT! YOU WILL ALL SEE! YOU WILL ALL BE SORRY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bobby screams insanely, gets up, storms out of the room, and goes into Hank's Lab, Leaving his teammates laughing harder than ever from Bobby's supposedly "EVIL" threat.
After two days in the Lab, Bobby actually has a drug created that seems to be the perfect source of revenge.
"Everyone thinks that I am in love with Remy? Well When I'm through THEY will be the ones in love with Remy. Starting with Logan. This is all thanks to my new drug "The Irresistible's Sister"! We'll see who's laughing now! HA! HA! HA!" Screams Bobby to no one in particular, while looking at the pink colored liquid inside a beaker.
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The man, perplexed by her question replies, "Go where? I don't want to go. How about we kiss instead?" He puckers up his lips awaiting for her lips to press upon his.
*SNIKT*
Robert Drake's eyes snap open upon hearing the claws being let out of a certain little man with a huge temper. Bobby's eyes glance over to the side of his room and sure enough, posed to kill, in the doorway is Logan.
"Ya better not have asked me to kiss ya!" Logan growls.
Bobby quickly unpuckers his lips and climbs out of his bed quickly, revealing his Spiderman boxers. "S...s...s...sorry! It was a dream! HONEST! PLEASE YOU GOTTA BELEEVE ME!" Bobby begs.
Raising his eyebrow at Bobby, he sheathes his claws, "I kinda figured as much, Bub, But you gotta stop having these dreams about Gambit. He and Rogue are together so I doubt that they are in any mood to break up because of your silly little crush on Gambit."
Bobby's mouth drops open. "You. Think. I. Like. Gambit."
"Everyone does, bub, that's nothing new."
"I AM NOT GAY!"
"You don't have to pretend we all know Bobby. Now get your FREAKIN ass up to the danger room." Logan answers gruffly and exits the room.
Bobby stands, literally, freezes beside his bed, completely shocked.
~*~LATER THAT DAY~*~
"That was a complete and total accident! I SWEAR! I tried to get out of the way of the laser beams flying at my head. I never meant to land on top of Gambit! HONEST!" Bobby said, trying to plead innocence. A few eyeball rolls later, Bobby plops himself on a kitchen chair, a motion that is repeated by the rest of his teammates. When Gambit strolls into the room, Bobby's chair legs give out and he falls right in front of Gambit. Gambit looks at Bobby, scared as hell and runs out of the room.
"See what I mean, Bub. You like Gambit."
"I DO NOT! YOU WILL ALL SEE! YOU WILL ALL BE SORRY! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bobby screams insanely, gets up, storms out of the room, and goes into Hank's Lab, Leaving his teammates laughing harder than ever from Bobby's supposedly "EVIL" threat.
After two days in the Lab, Bobby actually has a drug created that seems to be the perfect source of revenge.
"Everyone thinks that I am in love with Remy? Well When I'm through THEY will be the ones in love with Remy. Starting with Logan. This is all thanks to my new drug "The Irresistible's Sister"! We'll see who's laughing now! HA! HA! HA!" Screams Bobby to no one in particular, while looking at the pink colored liquid inside a beaker.
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