Title: Trailer for Swords of the Shadows
Summery: The first chapter is a trailer for the fic! The next part to LXG. M's most trusted partner has found a new way to lead the world into war. Only this time, some might not survive.
Disclaimer: I, Rini Zoro, Swords-Woman of the Shadows, Great Authoress of Fanfiction dot Net, proclaime, sadly, that I do not own the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, though I wish I did.
Galen Archer: If she did who knows what horrors would arise.
Rini Zoro: Hey!
Galen Archer:
Skinner: Now now ladies stop your fighting, its all sherry and giggles.
Rini Zoro: -- It's always sherry and giggles in your world.
Skinner: runs away crying Stop mocking me!
Galen Archer: Ok then.
Mina: Now here's the trailer for the fic which will be written in the next chapter.
(Scene opens up to a carrige pulling up to a large building)
Narrator: The world stood in a dark veil of silence.
(Man wearing a heavy black overcoat and a black hat steps out of the carriage and walks up the steps, trying not to get wet from the pouring rain)
Narrator: All seemed peaceful...until that message was found.
(Scene shows Tom opening a letter and scanning it with fearful eyes)
Narrator: Now they're destiny was laid out in front of them....
(Scene shows everyone in the library. Skinner rubbing his chin.)
Skinner: So it's off to save the bloody world again is it?
(music goes faster then stops, the screen goes blank and the sound of someone's heartbeat is heard. The heartbeat goes faster and faster until it goes silent)
Allen Voice-over: I can't protect you forever.
(Scene shows Allen's mouth smiling.)
Allen: But I'll make an exception this time.
(scene shows Allen, Mina, Tom, Nemo, Skinner. Jerkyll, and a new character standing there, getting close ups on all there faces)
Skinner voice-over: I guess the sherry bottles are empty and the giggles are being made by the mute.
(scene shows Jerkyll turn into Mr. Hyde, Mina's eyes glow red as she turns into a flock of bats, Skinner becomes invisible, Nemo draws his swords and runs, Tom cocks, his un along with Allen, and the new character turns into a demon like dog with spikes along her back.)
Allen voice-over: We can't all be heroes.
(heart beat starts again)
Allen voice-over: But we can try.
(scene shows everyone in London)
Mina: We don't know who's the cause of this.
Skinner: well Love we'll just have to find out then won't we.
New Girl (I'm not revealing her name yet): who ever it is, we have to be ready to fight.
Nemo: we'll just have to wait
(screams are heard along with a hissing growl)
Mina: (steps forward) We won't have to wait for long....
(scene shows Jerkyll and Mr. Hyde looking at one another in the mirror then Mr. Hyde vanishes and standing in the doorway is a shadowy figure)
Jerkyll: My god...it can't be (eyes widen and pupils go small)
(screen goes black)
Narrator: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 2: Swords of the Shadows. Coming to Fanfiction dot Net near you.
Rini Zoro: (in a fast voice) Warning this movie contains scenes of violence, fanasty battles, sherry bottles tipping over, and many other things
Galen Archer: That was....interesting
Rini Zoro: Gimme some reviews so I can post chapter 2, I mean write chapter 2 and let my wonderful koi-kun post it, (since I can't)
Skinner: Oi, what's this? turns on radio and some heavy metal starts playing
Mina: Rini and Galen told me its called a 'radio'
Nemo: Fascinating
Allen/Tom: raise eyebrows
Skinner: starts dancing a singing Sherry and giggles! Sherry and giggles! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Galen Archer: looks at Rini Zoro Baka koi, you gave him sherry didn't you
Rini Zoro: huggles Galen Nope! I gave him a bottle of scotch with 5 cups of sugar and some coffee mix in it.
Galen Archer/Mina/Allen/Tom/Nemo/Jerkyll: O.O
Rini Zoro/Skinner: Press the pretty review button! NOW! start singing nd spinning around Sherry and giggles! Sherry and giggles! Sherry and giggles!
Galen Archer: What the hell starts singing and dancing with Rini Zoro and Skinner