Title--In
The Great Hall
Author-Angel-With-Clipped-Wings
Date-8/4/06
Catorgory-Harry
PotterDisclaimer--I
do not own music,Lost Prophets,Rap(I don't want to), OR Harry Potter
Characters.
A.N-Mostly Dialouge with little sinpits telling you the place, I needed some humor and This is a present to my friend Lauren. She may not even look at this, But I know when She does, She'll get a kick out of it and I hope you do too. Theres no implied couple...But I guess you can say Draco/Pansy...Although I really didnt write it like that. R&R.
"Harry what are you doing?"
"Well Hermione, I am listening to Rooftops by Lostprophets on my cd player"
"Oh...Well...I'm going to the Great Hall for Dinner, Are you coming?"
"One Sec, Go ahead I'll be on my way"
"Ok"
Later in the Great Hall
"Hey
Draco, What are you doing?"
"Nothing
Pansy...Now eat your potatoes and leave me be"
"But
Drakky...!"
"Woman
Leave me ALONE!"
"Fine!"
At the Gryfinndor Table...
"Harry...Will
you please turn off your music?"
"Wah
did you say Hermione?"
"I
SAID TURN OFF YOUR MUSIC!"
"Hey,
You didn't haft to yell, I'm not deaf you know!"
"Ron
Look at the Slytherin Table!"
"Why?
I don't want to puke my food looking at Feret Face!"
"Ron
Just LOOK!"
"Wah...Bloody
Hell...Is that MALFOY?"
"Yup...Look
at him...I didn't know Parkinson could do that..."
"Yea,
Remind me never to get on her bad side..."
At
The Slytherin Table
"PANSY
YOU WHORE!"
"Well
Draco, Now you look like the type of music you listen to"
"I
don't listen to RAP! Get my hair out of these braids, and all these
chains are hurting my neck"
"But
Drakky,...You look so gangsta!"
"PANSY
TAKE THIS OFF!"
"Not
until you go up to Potter and..."
"Oh
NO! HELL NO! Pansy are you CRAZY?"
"As
a matter of fact, I am."
At
The Gryfinndor Table
"Potter!"
"Yes
Malfo...Wah the hell are you wearing?"
"Listen
I gotta.."
"Oh
DRAKKY! You're not doing it right!"
"Damnit...Uh..What's
up my nizzle dizzle doggy dog?"
"Malfoy,
What the hell are you saying?"
"Yo
Homie, Let's...Um..Roll..on some 24's out of this peace, Ya Heard?"
"What
the hell is Malfoy doing!"
"Beats me Ron, But it's HALARIOUS!"
"Seamus..Do
you even understand what He's saying?"
"Not
a clue"
...
"Unless
you are going to talk english, Get the hell out of my face"
"Oh
You gonna start something Homes? Cuz I got my niggaz down and we can
shoot up yo ass!"
"Wah?"
"I
SAID If you gonna start something, I got some niggaz who can.."
"Yea
yea, I heard that...I'm just confused on the shooting up something
part."
"Oh,
Well I said I was going to shoot up your ass"
"OoOo..See
I thought you said something like you would fuck me in the ass or
something"
"Oh
HELL NO Potter, You are out of your mind! Keep your sick fantasies to
yourself!"
"Well
Malfoy, I said I thought you said that"
"What?"
"Nevermind"
...Later
At the Slytherin Table
"Pansy..."
"Yes
Draco?"
"I'm
going to kill you later for that"
"I
love you too Draco"