Authors Note: This is my first fic in english and my first attempt in a mario fic, so please be nice...I'm no native speaker so please tell me any mistakes you find. Review and get a cookie XD

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story (exept for the idea), and, unfortunately, I'm not getting any money TT

so... here we GO!!


Schizophrenia

Prologue: Saying Good Bye

Once upon a time in the only Mushroom-Kingdom known to man…

(Peach's POV)

The sun was shining, birds were chirping, all in all, it was a lovely afternoon, so princess Peach Toadstool decided to go for a walk around town.
It could have been a perfectly perfect day, if it hadn't been for the news she had received this morning: Bowser, the Koopa-King , had been found in his quarters. This was nothing new so far, Bowser liked sleeping in every now and then. The condition he was in was far more concerning: he had seven broken ribs (which was quite remarkable, because of that giant shell of his), a severe concussion, and some rather nasty and deep cuts all over his body.
Bowser didn't remember whom he was attacked by, so the investigators had hardly any suspects. There were, of course, some democrats who fought against monarchy in the koopa-kingdom, but they were peaceful people in general.
Besides, who could resist Bowser's charms? He was friendly, thoughtful, good-looking…but that was beside the point. With that crazy criminal running around, Peach was really worried about her friend's, not to mention her own safety. Something had to be done.
She quickly walked down to the Mario-Brother's house. She always felt save around Mario, although she didn't love him quite the way he seemed to love her. And Luigi…well, she didn't really like him, but ,hey, no one really did.
He was the typical looser: Weak, trying to be everybody's friend, clumsy, whiney, useless and one big coward. He was quite a laugh, actually. She couldn't care less about him. Ah, well…she rang the doorbell, Luigi opened.
"Oh, hi Luigi!" she sat up her best fake smile "Is Mario at home?" "Yeah, sure, come in…" he replied.
He wasn't smiling as usual, but what the heck, freaks weren't supposed to be normal, right? Mario greeted her with a warm hug "Hi, Princess. It's so good to see you!" "Good to see you, too, Mario!" Peach said, and continued, "Have you heard about Bowser?" "Si, terrible, even though it's Bowser…I guess he won't be able to kidnap you in quite a while. You should be relieved, Princess." Peach felt her smile fade as she quietly replied "Relieved, yes…" An awkward silence followed, until Mario suddenly asked "Did they already catch the guy?" "Beg pardon?" "The guy who kicked Bowser's ass, did they catch him?" "No, they don't have any clue who or where he might be…"Peach replied.
"What makes you so sure it's a he?" Luigi suddenly chuckled.
She completely forgot that retard was still in the room, did he quietly listen all the time? How creepy! Mario turned around to look at his brother.
"What the…Luigi, where are you going?" "Going for a walk. Bye big brother, Princess." With that, he left.
"Luigi was acting a little strange, don't you think? Did he always have that diabolic grin?" Peach wondered. "I have no idea…"
"Well, who cares? It looks like it's just the two of us, now…" Peach smiled "How boring…"

Mushroom-Kingdom still, but some other place…um, let's say Diamond-City, the Wario-Bros.'s place…

(Waluigi's POV)

"Whoa, there! What d' you think you're doing there?" a too familiar voice called, just as he was carrying the last box out of the door.
"Well, what does it look like, Fatso? I'm packing!" "Packing? But…Why? Ya haven't told me ya were going on vacation."
Waluigi sighed. Wario was really getting dumber every day…"Oh,that's because I'm not going on vacation, I'm moving out, dumbass!"
just as Wario opened his moth to say something, he continued
"Because, I'm tired of being your personal slave day after day, living in this garlic-smelling house, and especially of living with you! You are pissing me off with every second word you say. Your sick obsession with treasure, your garlic-fetish, everything, is just disgusting, sometimes! That's why I'm moving to my own apartment. Today. And as I'm done yelling at you, I'll be leaving now. See ya soon. Good bye, Wario."
Waluigi shut the door, leaving a confused and very angry Wario behind.
He had bought a little house in Mushroom-Town month ago. He loaded all his bags, boxes, furniture, and piranha-plants on his truck, and left.

...so, what did you think?? please, please, PLEASE review