(A/N: Hey all you Healer's Touch fans, this is just an...odd little story my
friend and I wrote. It's meant to be kind of a parody/comedy/horror. I've
always wanted to write a story where the characters get killed off...*ominous
voice* one...by...one, so here's my chance! Please don't flame me for this, it
was written purely for my own entertainment. ^_-
Marianne wishes for me to confirm that she contributed greatly to this project of ours, so I'll say it: Co-written by Kathleen [me, ladyqueenscove] and Marianne [pen name: Annimayo].
Enjoy the odd humor that I entail! I know it's way overexaggerated, but what ISN'T nowadays?
Adios!)
(A masked figure sits at a table, sharpening a butcher knife. He laughs. Evilly.)
(cue creepy music)
Masked figure: Oh, they thought they'd gotten rid of me...but they'll pay! Oh, they'll pay!
(lights flash)
(scene change to Kel, Neal, Tobe, and Loey, walking in hallway)
Kel: Hey, Neal, how're things going with Yuki?
Neal: Errm...they're okay, I guess...
Kel: Wow! Does that mean this is a shameless plot twist so that we'll end up *together*?
Neal: Guess so.
(silence)
Kel: Hmm. Okay.
(silence)
Kel: Wanna make out?
Neal: 'k!
Tobe: (walking behind them) (to Loey) Ugh. That kissin' stuff's plain awful. Who'd wanna do it? (Loey obviously lost in own thoughts) Hullo...Loey?
Loey: Tobe...I love you. Kiss me?
Tobe: Thought you'd never ask!
(enter Messenger)
Messenger: Um...er...excuse me?
(no response)
Messenger: ...Hello...?
(still nothing)
Messenger: HEY! STOP DOING IT LIKE BUNNIES FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME!
(everyone breaks apart, startled, and looks at him)
Messenger: THANK you. (whips out parchment) I bring you a message—a summons, if you will.
All: (exchange glances doubtfully and begin to whisper to one another)
Messenger: Ahem! (they look up) As I was SAYING, I bring a summons from King Jonathan. He is calling a meeting of his Royal Council, and he wants you four in attendance.
Kel: But...why? We're not ON the Council!
Messenger: Don't ask me, I'm just the messenger!
Kel: Hmm...
Messenger: Anyway...
Neal: So where IS this mysterious gathering?
Messenger: I was GETTING there! It's at...
Neal: ...Yes...?
Messenger: You're ruining my dramatic pause!
Neal: Oh. Sorry.
Messenger: The Council is to be held at....
THE CASTLE OF HORRORS!
(dun-dun-duuuuuun)
All: (gasp)
Kel: Wait...why are we gasping? We don't even know what THE CASTLE OF HORRORS (dun-dun-duuuuuun) is!
Neal: 'Cause it sounds better for dramatic effect.
Kel: Ah. I see.
Messenger: May I continue?
Neal: Yeah, sure.
Messenger: All right then. Meet at THE CASTLE OF HORRORS (dun-dun-duuuuun) immediately after the nine-o'-clock hour. DO NOT BE LATE.
All: Okay!
***IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE NINE-O'-CLOCK HOUR***
(Kel, Neal, Tobe, Loey, Cleon, Owen, Dom, Daine, Numair, George, Jon, Raoul, and Buri are all assembled in front of a huge metal door.)
Kel: (to no one in particular) Sure got dark and stormy all of a sudden, didn't it?
Alanna: So, what's the big idea, Jon? Why couldn't we have assembled in our normal meeting area?
Jon: (perplexed) What?! I thought the Council had summoned ME here!
(Alanna, George, and Jon contemplate this for a moment)
Alanna: Anyone else suddenly get the feeling we're in deep shi—
(door creaks ominously open)
All: (stare at doorway)
Numair: So, Daine, want to be the first?
Raoul: Yeah, Buri...you're brave! You go in!
Buri: HEY! Aren't you two supposed to be the big, strong guys around here?
Numair: (sheepish) Well...yeah...but what's six feet going to do against a VAMPIRE? Or...or...a GHOST?
Buri: (rolls eyes) (to Daine) We married wimps. You realize that now, don't you?
Daine: Unfortunately.
All: (stare in silence some more)
Neal: (backs up slightly until behind Dom and Kel)
Owen: (obviously exasperated) Honest to gods! You all are cowards. I'LL go in first.
(he walks in)
(the others timidly follow)
(door clangs shut behind them)
Neal: (bringing up rear) (looks at door) Well, THAT was predictable.
(suddenly, all candles blow out)
(voice-over sounds from ceiling)
Voice: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls...welcome to...THE CASTLE OF HORRORS! (dun-dun-duuuuun)
Cleon: Gre-eat. It's going to be a long night.
(A/N: So....any guesses who's going to get killed off first? I know, I know! ^_^ Review! Even if it's a negative review! Review anyway!)
Marianne wishes for me to confirm that she contributed greatly to this project of ours, so I'll say it: Co-written by Kathleen [me, ladyqueenscove] and Marianne [pen name: Annimayo].
Enjoy the odd humor that I entail! I know it's way overexaggerated, but what ISN'T nowadays?
Adios!)
(A masked figure sits at a table, sharpening a butcher knife. He laughs. Evilly.)
(cue creepy music)
Masked figure: Oh, they thought they'd gotten rid of me...but they'll pay! Oh, they'll pay!
(lights flash)
(scene change to Kel, Neal, Tobe, and Loey, walking in hallway)
Kel: Hey, Neal, how're things going with Yuki?
Neal: Errm...they're okay, I guess...
Kel: Wow! Does that mean this is a shameless plot twist so that we'll end up *together*?
Neal: Guess so.
(silence)
Kel: Hmm. Okay.
(silence)
Kel: Wanna make out?
Neal: 'k!
Tobe: (walking behind them) (to Loey) Ugh. That kissin' stuff's plain awful. Who'd wanna do it? (Loey obviously lost in own thoughts) Hullo...Loey?
Loey: Tobe...I love you. Kiss me?
Tobe: Thought you'd never ask!
(enter Messenger)
Messenger: Um...er...excuse me?
(no response)
Messenger: ...Hello...?
(still nothing)
Messenger: HEY! STOP DOING IT LIKE BUNNIES FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME!
(everyone breaks apart, startled, and looks at him)
Messenger: THANK you. (whips out parchment) I bring you a message—a summons, if you will.
All: (exchange glances doubtfully and begin to whisper to one another)
Messenger: Ahem! (they look up) As I was SAYING, I bring a summons from King Jonathan. He is calling a meeting of his Royal Council, and he wants you four in attendance.
Kel: But...why? We're not ON the Council!
Messenger: Don't ask me, I'm just the messenger!
Kel: Hmm...
Messenger: Anyway...
Neal: So where IS this mysterious gathering?
Messenger: I was GETTING there! It's at...
Neal: ...Yes...?
Messenger: You're ruining my dramatic pause!
Neal: Oh. Sorry.
Messenger: The Council is to be held at....
THE CASTLE OF HORRORS!
(dun-dun-duuuuuun)
All: (gasp)
Kel: Wait...why are we gasping? We don't even know what THE CASTLE OF HORRORS (dun-dun-duuuuuun) is!
Neal: 'Cause it sounds better for dramatic effect.
Kel: Ah. I see.
Messenger: May I continue?
Neal: Yeah, sure.
Messenger: All right then. Meet at THE CASTLE OF HORRORS (dun-dun-duuuuun) immediately after the nine-o'-clock hour. DO NOT BE LATE.
All: Okay!
***IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE NINE-O'-CLOCK HOUR***
(Kel, Neal, Tobe, Loey, Cleon, Owen, Dom, Daine, Numair, George, Jon, Raoul, and Buri are all assembled in front of a huge metal door.)
Kel: (to no one in particular) Sure got dark and stormy all of a sudden, didn't it?
Alanna: So, what's the big idea, Jon? Why couldn't we have assembled in our normal meeting area?
Jon: (perplexed) What?! I thought the Council had summoned ME here!
(Alanna, George, and Jon contemplate this for a moment)
Alanna: Anyone else suddenly get the feeling we're in deep shi—
(door creaks ominously open)
All: (stare at doorway)
Numair: So, Daine, want to be the first?
Raoul: Yeah, Buri...you're brave! You go in!
Buri: HEY! Aren't you two supposed to be the big, strong guys around here?
Numair: (sheepish) Well...yeah...but what's six feet going to do against a VAMPIRE? Or...or...a GHOST?
Buri: (rolls eyes) (to Daine) We married wimps. You realize that now, don't you?
Daine: Unfortunately.
All: (stare in silence some more)
Neal: (backs up slightly until behind Dom and Kel)
Owen: (obviously exasperated) Honest to gods! You all are cowards. I'LL go in first.
(he walks in)
(the others timidly follow)
(door clangs shut behind them)
Neal: (bringing up rear) (looks at door) Well, THAT was predictable.
(suddenly, all candles blow out)
(voice-over sounds from ceiling)
Voice: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls...welcome to...THE CASTLE OF HORRORS! (dun-dun-duuuuun)
Cleon: Gre-eat. It's going to be a long night.
(A/N: So....any guesses who's going to get killed off first? I know, I know! ^_^ Review! Even if it's a negative review! Review anyway!)