'Twas the Night of Elimination
Title: 'Twas the Night of Elimination
Summary: Parody of the poem 'Twas the Night before Christmas' only this is TDI style.
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Warnings: Randomness
Winter-Rae: I was bored. Enjoy.
'Twas the Night of Elimination
'Twas the night of elimination, when all through the woods
All the campers knew staying on the island would be good;
The marshmallows sat on the platter with care,
In hopes they would go to who deserved to be there,
***
The campers were all sitting on those hard looking stumps,
The anticipation making their hearts all go thump;
With Heather looking mighty and everyone thinking she looks lame,
Had just settled down for a long waiting game,
***
When all of a sudden Chris pointed to the platter,
The others all knew that they were in for a very long chatter.
He told them the number of the marshmallows on the plate,
And that soon someone would be told their ill fate.
***
He went on to say that the one that was chosen
Had to leave and never come back even if hell had been frozen
LeShawna rolled her eyes and looked over at Izzy
"All of this rhyming is making me dizzy."
***
Chris ignored their remarks and picked up the dish,
Knowing that some people were about to get their wish.
He took up the marshmallows and started to toss them,
Calling their names after saying "Ahem."
***
"Now Trent, now Eva, now Geoff and Ezekiel too,
Also LeShawna, and Duncan, and crazy Izzy," "Woohoo!"
"There's one here for Heather even though she's a witch,
And one for our Harold who pulled a great switch."
***
"I've got one here for Justin who's as hot as can be,
And another for Bridgette who wore a coat made of bees."
It came down to Beth and Courtney but that wasn't a big surprise,
For Courtney you see got stung by a bug in her eyes.
***
"This is the last marshmallow," Chris said with a grin,
He already knew, out of the two, who would win.
He held it up high for the others to see,
And Beth said to Courtney, "It's just you and me."
***
Now before we tell you who got the last one,
We're putting in this useless verse just for fun.
You're probably laughing and thinking this is pretty grand,
Either that or saying that Winter-Rae has too much time on her hands.
***
While I would tend to agree with the statement above,
I'm not very good at rhyming when push comes to shove.
This came out of nowhere and hopefully will not be banned,
So without further a due let's get back to the story at hand.
***
Beth crossed her fingers and Courtney crossed her arms,
No one would dare eliminate her and her charms.
She was pretty confident that being a CIT,
Would win her this thing as simple as one, two three.
***
However someone had a plan for elimination that night,
To save pretty Beth from that horrible plight.
With the help of dear Harold they broke into the voting box,
And switched the votes, moving as sly as a fox.
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Now who could it be?
Well it's a good thing you asked me.
As the writer I can tell you who did it with ease,
Justin is culprit so he could save his sweetie.
***
"Beth," Chris said, "The last one is yours,
Sorry Courtney but at least the boat doesn't have oars."
"I won't go!" Courtney screamed, "I'm a CIT after all,
Without me here the team will surely fall!"
***
Away she was dragged and tossed onto the boat,
Kicking and screaming like a rabid coyote.
The others were certain she would have her revenge
And that the grudge would last as long as Stonehenge
***
As the boat pulled away with Courtney's death threats in the air,
Chris was just happy she hadn't ruined his hair.
He then turned to the camera, knowing he got more than he bargained,
"See you all next time," he said, "On Total Drama Island!"
Winter-Rae: So some of it might not make sense, but I hope some of you got a chuckle out of that. Thanks for reading and cheers!