Restricted :a yu yu hakusho/gravitation fan fiction:
Chapter One: The Clueless Seven
Hah. My first fan fiction on this super-dee-duper account! I wrote it on the way back from Tupelo, Mississippi, when I had to evacuate from hurricane Ivan. o.o
This is a Yu Yu Hakusho, and a Gravitation fic! It includes some characters from both series, and my YYH original character, Eikouna. :o I'm not in the slighted mood to type a description of her, so she'll look whatever you want her to look like, naked if it tickles your fancy. But she has long, dark violet hair and gold eyes. :3
By the way, this story takes place in Yuki and Shu's house (house, not apartment). The first scene takes place in the living room! :o
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Shuichi and Yuki: ::making out::
::The front door suddenly gets kicked in::
Yusuke and Kuwabara: ::high five::
Hiei, Kurama, Botan, and Eikouna: ::sweat drop::
Shuichi and Yuki: O.O;;
Botan: That's them. Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Uesugi.
Kurama: ::to Yuki and Shuichi:: Hello, fellow queers.
Kuwabara: We're here to protect you. :o
Yuki: From what?
Eikouna: From making out with each other, you pedophile. If you exchange any more saliva, you'll come eternally parched.
Shuichi: ::blink:: Then what? ..
Yusuke: You two will have to drink prune juice day in and day out.
Shuichi and Yuki: ::le gasp::
Hiei: We have to stay here with you, as well. ::long, wretched sigh::
Yuki: I never gave you permission yet.
Yusuke: Key word: yet. :)
Yuki: Ugh... Seven idiots now...
Shuichi: This could actually be fun, Yuki! I can invite Hiro and Fujisaki! Why don't you call Tatsuha?
Yuki: ::throws his hands up in frustration:: Screw this! Screw all of this!
Eikouna: ::whisper:: I smell a double meaning...
Kurama: Eiri, this get-together is for your own good, along with Shuichi's.
Kuwabara: So, go ahead, Shuichi. Call away. :)
Shuichi: ::grins from ear to ear, scampering to the kitchen::
Yuki: ::on his knees, all Luke Skywalker-like:: NOOOOO!
Everyone but Yuki: Yes. o.o;
Botan: Why are the cute ones stupid? ..
Hiei: Must've grown into it. Kuwabara here's a natural, thus his disfigured face.
Kuwabara: Shut up, shrimp! It isn't like you're attractive! D:
Everyone but Kuwabara and Hiei: Yes he is.
Hiei: ::smirk:: Hn.
Yusuke: ::to Kuwabara:: You need to get out more, man...
Shuichi (when did he get back?) and Yuki: ::making out::
Everyone but Shuichi, Yuki, and Eikouna: GASP.
Eikouna: ::drool::
Kurama: ::slaps with rose whip::
Eikouna: ::raises fist:: Curse you, yaoi obsession!
Botan: ::tackles Yuki::
Yuki: ::flying through the air:: O.o ::crashes into a wall::
Botan: ::runs up to him, pulling him up:: Stupid boy! What'd we tell you? ::pulls out a gadget resembling a thermometer:: I'll see if Eiri has any spit with...! Uh, this thing. o.o
Everyone: o.o
Botan: ::jams device down Yuki's throat::
Yuki: ::makes gurgling noises::
Botan: ::takes it out:: Oh emm gee! You hardly have any saliva left! Only enough for a few slurps of juice and four licks on a stamp!
Everyone: Oh noes!
Kuwabara: Eeww. They must've done it a lot...
Botan: The monitor says that Shuichi isn't the only one. Fifty girls, Shindou, of course... And two girl scouts. o.o
Everyone but Yuki: ::gazes at Yuki::
Yuki: Oh, well. It was gonna get out somehow. At least it wasn't the public...
Yusuke: We are the public. O.o;
Yuki: ...Crap.
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O.o Yes, fear me. Review, please. :3
Kthxbai.