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*~~~~~Mistletoe~~~~~*
Every year at Christmas time, Ada would insist mistletoe be hung up. Gilbert had no idea why she insisted because she never kissed anyone. All he knew was to stay clear of it.
Gilbert: Young Master?
Oz: Yes?
Gilbert: Why does Miss Ada always put up mistletoe? She never kisses anyone.
Oz: She kisses me on the cheek.
Gilbert: She can do that any day.
Oz: Maybe she's hoping her prince will arrive one day. She'll lure him under here so he has no choice but to kiss her.
Gilbert moves to the side as he and Oz walk under the mistletoe.
Oz: What's wrong? Worried you'll have to kiss me?
Gilbert: I'm worried I'll have to kiss anyone.
Oz: You're so silly, Gil.
Gilbert: I'm just being careful. Who knows who I could end up with.
Oz: True. You could end up with Miss Kate.
Gilbert: So could you.
Gilbert and Oz stop and shiver at the thought.
Oz: Anyways, there must be someone she wants to kiss.
Gilbert: You would allow someone to kiss your little sister?
Oz: I'll just punch the person she kisses if he tries anything.
Gilbert: I feel bad for him.
Oz: You should.
Gilbert: That would be a horrible Christmas present.
Oz: Definitely.
Gilbert: It's late. Goodnight, Young Master.
Gone
Oz: Who could Ada want to kiss?
Next day…
Gilbert carefully danced around the mistletoe as he walked past it. He was being especially careful while carrying Oz's tea.
Ada: Hello, Gil.
Ada had something behind her back.
Gilbert: H-hello, M-miss Ada. W-what's behind y-your back?
Ada: Nothing. Just Dinah.
Meow
Ada gets close to Gilbert and makes him back up.
Gilbert: C-can we d-do this w-when I d-don't have hot t-tea to s-spill?
Ada says nothing and continues moving towards Gilbert. He stops in confusion when Ada stops and drops the cat.
Gilbert: What?
Ada: Mistletoe.
Ada tackles Gilbert. The tea tray flies into the air, sending tea flying everywhere. Gilbert laid on the ground as Ada kissed his cheeks, forehead, nose, and lips. When he returned to reality, he found it useless to fight off the little girl.
Oz: Gilbert.
Gilbert: Y-yes, Young Master?
Oz: Come with me.
Ada: Hey! He's mine as long as we're under the mistletoe! You can have him back when I'm done!
Needless to say, Gilbert was much more careful around mistletoe for the rest of his life.
FIN