The Nest

Summary: Robin builds a nest. The team reacts appropriately.

"THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

"My hair is not a nest, Robin."

"Why is there a hole in the wall?!"

"Quite the contrary, heavy on the trary, KF."

Song(s):

I guess any Toby Mac song would do nicely.

Disclaimer: No, I do not own YJ. It has been established.

The Nest

When Wally ran into the cave, Zeta announcing his presence (Recognized: Kid Flash, B03) he did not expect to trip over a pillow fort. Much less a twenty foot tall pillow fort with a flag that said 'KING ROBIN!'

Wide eyed, Wally glanced around the cave for another life form to explain what the heck was going on.

A loud cackle echoed across the (apparently not) deserted cave, and Wally soon found himself face to face with a masked ninja. And screamed at the top of his lungs.

"KF, dude, calm down!" Robin sniggered as his best friend flailed his arms around in panic. He'd need to download this from the Cave's security camera's; prime blackmail material.

Wally calmed down long enough to glare at said-ninja before running at top speed to the kitchen. And promptly froze in place.

"Why is there a hole in the wall?!"

Artemis stepped through, shrugging her shoulders. "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Kaldur nodded in agreement, following suit. "Robin has decided to take over the main passages, so Artemis and I have created a new passage to our rooms."

Wally gulped fearfully, poking his head through the Conner-sized crack, wincing as he saw the lengthy tunnel. Batman was sooooo going to kill him!

Robin snickered and Wally jumped as he was once again startled by the Dynamic Duo #2.

"Great Einstein, would you stop that?!"

"Sorry KF," Robin jumped up on said speedsters head, cackling as Wally yelped from the unexpected weight. "Yeesh, you need to get traught!"

"My hair is not a nest, Robin."

"Quite the contrary, heavy on the trary, KF," he laughed as he saw his friends expression in a reflection. "Don't worry, it's only temporary," Robin snickered, flicking open his holographic computer. "As soon as the sprinklers go off, I'm free to retreat to my castle!"

"...what?"

Rolling his eyes under his mask, Robin pointed to his pillow fort.

Which was currently on fire.

Artemis and Kaldur gave twin gasps of horror, "THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

'What? WHERE?!' Megan shrieked over the mind link, shifting through the cave until she burst out of the wall, followed by a roaring Conner, and another hole (actually, several) in the wall(s).

Once they saw the fort, they both gasped in horror (much like Artemis and Kaldur) and joined them in the attempt to put out the flames, Water bearers and foam arrows accompanied by an impervious Kryptonian and psychic Martian. Robin cackled from atop Wally's head, the latter who stood gaping.

The over head sprinklers went off.

The four fire-fighters immediately stopped their efforts and yelled joyfully, dancing about as if it were rain.

Wally gaped some more.

Robin cackled again.

Then Batman came in. And froze

Robin sat on Kid Flash's hair, ruffling it around him (like a nest) while cackling, four of the team were manically dancing around a burnt pillow fort, and Kid Flash was gaping at the scene.

And let's not forget the holes in the walls.

Shaking his head, Batman turned around and left the way he came. He was not in the mood to deal with this right now.

A/N

Hehe... crack fic? Anyway, this was going to be a completely different story, but then I got tired, so it got a little...silly...

Anywho, R&R!

Kisses!

Alyss