Rukia and Ichigo were walking home from a new restaurant, the Jolly Taco.

"I LOVE TACOS" Ichigo yelled. "Rukia can I have yours!!!!??? please?"

"Ummmmm no" Then out of no where a beeper goes off scaring Ichigo, he drops his taco and jumps out of his body.

"Rukia what is it, hollow? Crazy Fangirls, a really pissed off Yoruichi?

"Why would Yoruichi be pissed?"

"I didn't put tape on her paws."

"I didn't say anything about that? Wait you did WHAT?"

The beeper goes off again.

"YAY IT'S PILL TIME" Rukia makes a face and pulls a small bottle from her pocket and pops a pill in her mouth.

"Rukia I didn't know your were a pill popper."

"I'm not" Ruika rolls her eyes and starts to walk away. Ichigo jumps back in his body but sees his taco on the ground. "Taco, Taco? TACO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ichigo falls to the ground and starts to sob over his lost taco. (This goes on for a while)

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"HEY RUKIA" Ichigo appears out of no where while rukia is napping.

"WHAT!?"

"Why you gotta take pills."

"Well I'll tell you. You see when a soul reaper...

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Ruika is hold up one of her bad draws and Ichigo is puking in a tash can.

"And that's how babies are made."

"You were going to tell me why you need those pills" Ichigo said then pukes again.

" Oh right. every few hundred years or so, soul reapers has to take them to help balance out their mind and stuff. But I only have to take it for a few days"

"That's stupid"

"Yeah I know, it's like this is all just some bad fan fiction that some uncreative fourteen year old girl came up with."

The twilight zone music plays. "Well I want another taco." said Rukia

"TACO!!" Ichgo starts to cry again.

"Oh Ichgo, Rukia saids before leaving"Don't do anything stupid."

"Hmmm maybe I wanna do something stupid." Kon hears this and falls out of the ceiling.

"where the hell did you come from??"

"I have my ways. Oh and your going to do something aren't you?"

"Yup"

"But don't you remember the last time your had a idea."

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"HEY KON, look I found a box of mod souls in Hat and Clog's shop. All the souls thinks their pirates"

"What you gonna do?" Kon ask.

"Hmmmm

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Rukia walks through the park with a smile on her face, it was a nice day. The sun was out, the weather was good, there was a huge noise, wait. Rukia runs out in the street to see a huge pirate ship that's somehow sailing on land. The ship had monkeys wearing pirate hats on it. And Ichgo was at the front.

"TODAY WE TAKE JAPAN. TOMORROW. THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"So I don't think you should try anything stupid Ichgo, Ichgo?"

Ichgo was watching a chipmunk eat a peanut.

"Hehe, chipmunk. Huh...okay let's start my super funny plan." Ichgo screams and runs down to the candy store.

What is ichgo planning, how did Kon get in the ceiling. Is this really ALL THE WORK OF A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL?? AND WHAT HAPPEN TO THE PIRATEMONKEYS? All this and more will be answer, when I get around to writing it