Remus leant his head against Sirius's shoulder and his friend draped his hands around Remus's bare chest protectively. The pair sat on the floor. Sirius, the taller of the two, leant against his four-poster, Remus sitting between his legs, his back pressed against Sirius's chest as Remus's hazel eyes looked up into the other boy's deep grey ones. Remus sighed and closed his eyes peacefully. He'd almost forgotten the full moon was only a day away. Almost.
Suddenly the door of the dormitory opened and James ran in, waving a piece of parchment over his head triumphantly. He paused as he saw his two friends on the floor and covered his eyes.
"Alright guys, It's weird enough you dating and everything but seriously, sitting there surprising innocent people like me while your naked!"
"We aren't naked," Sirius pointed out, laughing, "We're topless. I don't know whether you've noticed but we do have pants and jeans over our dicks." Remus blushed as Sirius continued, "And you are most definitely not innocent."
James nodded in agreement. "Point taken. OK The map is finished, at last, finally."
Remus cocked his head, "James… we finished that map in our second year, we've been using it for the whole of our school lives and NOW you tell us it isn't finished?"
"Yes Moony my dear friend, but it hasn't done this before has it?" asked James dramatically as he waved his wand over the parchment and cried, "Show yourself!"
He passed it to Sirius to see what the map had done. Black lettering had appeared, forming the words:
"Messer Padfoot would like to remind Messer Prongs that he needs to stock up on his memory potion if he can't even remember the simple phrase which opens this amazing piece of marauding magic."
Sirius grinned, "Sounds like something I'd say!"
James rolled his eyes, "Yes Padfoot, that was the general idea!" The map continued writing.
"Messer Moony would like to point out that memory potion deletes memories, it doesn't help you remember them."
"Messer Padfoot would like to encourage Messer Prongs to say something stupid against because Messer Moony looks sexy when he is being a smart-arse."
Remus shoved Sirius's arm and blushed, something he seemed to be doing a lot more now that he AND Sirius were dating. Sirius looked unabashed, "Yep definitely sounds like me." He proclaimed to James who grinned. Something he seemed to be doing a lot more now that he was in seventh year and therefore decidedly mature enough to get rid of his inflated ego, at least some of it, and therefore enabling him to get more than evil looks from one Lily Evans.